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  • Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

    I am a big proponent of buying American cars, the bigger the better!

    However, I have noticed some troubling things about one of the big three American automakers, and I was hoping to get Freehold's opinion on this denizen of Detroit.

    Submitted for your consideration:

    Dodge (a Chrysler subsidiary) began selling a car known as the Demon in 1971:





    Every Demon sold was emblazoned with Satanic imagery:




    Chrysler corporation more recently used the Wiccan/Pagan/Satanist pentacle as its corporate logo:




    In fact, when people wish to refer to Chrysler and all of its past and current divisions (Dodge, Plymouth, Jeep, and Eagle), they often just say "Pentastar" for short. "Pentastar," or course, is a combination of the word "pentagram" and "Morningstar."




    I'm sure I don't have to remind you that Morningstar is one of the names by which the Devil was known in the Bible.


    Even more recently, Chrysler has eschewed the pentacle and used the equally Satanic image of a Ram as its logo:





    Lest you think that 1971 is ancient history, and that the Demon was a mere aberration, Dodge resurrected the name for their 2007 Demon concept show car:





    I realize this could all just be circumstantial evidence, so I will leave it to the ministers of the Landover Baptist Church to tell me whether I'm imagining things or this really is what it appears to be.

    If Chrysler is a Satanic company, what should I do? Do you think it's safe to buy a Ford?
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    Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

    That demon car is beautiful to behold!

    Like many pretty things, it's a trap! It seduces you, bewitches you, and before you know it you're serving Satan.

    It starts with speeding and usually ends in thievery, rape, murder, and other savagery.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • #3
      Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

      Chryslers aren't the only cars leading people straight to Hell!

      This is the Mitsubishi Pajero:





      Do you know what "Pajero" means?

      It's a Spanish slang word for masturbation!
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      • #4
        Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Do you know what "Pajero" means?

        It's a Spanish slang word for masturbation!

        I've seen families in those cars!!! I beat they have vibrating seats, disgusting. And it is built by Japan no less.

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        • #5
          Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

          Don't forget the evil serpent that terrorized Adam and Eve.

          Dodge with this abomination:






          And Ford with this:

          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • #6
            Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

            Truly disgusting. I cannot wait for a good and just Republican government that will prevent these products that do not reflect wholesome Christian values from finding away onto the market. Those Jap cars are inferior in every way to a well built American car!

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            • #7
              Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

              Surely you`re joking or a member of that crazy church in Kansas. However if I really want a demon to drive and play highway to hell on the radio would that make me a bad person???

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              • #8
                Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                Originally posted by glhshelby View Post
                Surely you`re joking or a member of that crazy church in Kansas. However if I really want a demon to drive and play highway to hell on the radio would that make me a bad person???
                Yes.
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                • #9
                  Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                  also,how about the lamborghine diablo,diablo translates to `devil`

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                  • #10
                    Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                    Originally posted by glhshelby View Post
                    also,how about the lamborghine diablo,diablo translates to `devil`
                    Are you really surprised that the wops would make a car like that? It's not even American!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                      I will point out that the screen name, "glhshelby" is a clear reference to a the Dodge Omni and Charger GLH models, which were engineered by racing legend Carroll Shelby.

                      Would you like to take a wild guess as to what "GLH" stands for?

                      It's an abbreviation for "Goes Like Hell!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                        Years ago, I began my journey down life's road with a Chrysler car. A sinner blindly roaring down the highway to hell!

                        After many years I realised that the owner of Chrysler corp. was Ceberus.
                        Ceberus the three headed guard dog of hell!

                        I was saved by this realisation, and my eyes saw the Chrysler corporation for the instrument of Satan that it truely was. Through years of self taught modifications to their cars I have exorcized the demons within and now can keep the Mopars pure by regular holy water car wash blessings.

                        Yes, these Horses of Hell can become Chariots for the Lord through flagellation and righteous sweat!

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                        Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                          Well, not everyone is able to drive the "Popemobile"..........might as well drive a Mopar instead.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                            Are you really surprised that the wops would make a car like that? It's not even American!
                            Wops? Let me guess you think Jesus only loves Americans. You are truly lost in your own disbelief. Wake up!!!!!


                            One last question, am i going to hell because i killed terrorists in Iraq? If so do i need to call ahead of time to reserve a spot because i will surely kill more for you to have the freedom you have. Enjoy freedom of speech, its because of terrorist killing men like myself why you are even allowed to speak such garbage.
                            Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                            • #15
                              Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

                              Originally posted by HotRoddn for JC View Post


                              One last question, am i going to hell because i killed terrorists in Iraq? If so do i need to call ahead of time to reserve a spot because i will surely kill more for you to have the freedom you have. Enjoy freedom of speech, its because of terrorist killing men like myself why you are even allowed to speak such garbage.
                              If you ask me, you get one of those swipe access cards to Gods "Gates".

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