Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

[SUV]

Of course this great event in the history of Our Lord™ - the Circumcision of the Baby-faced Jesus - is not until tomorrow, January 1st. So don't ruin things again - you know who you are - by blowing the little horns, twirling the streamers, and blatting the noisemakers hours before it is actually time at midnight!!! SINFUL!!!!!

And don't y'all go Hogging-up on the Celebratory Treats at midnight again, either.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

Praise the Lord, Sister SUV!

"Little Lord Jesus, no crying He makes!" What a man -- or Son of Man! -- was Jesus. I'll bet old Abraham let out a yelp or two:

And Abraham was ninety years old and nine, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin. Genesis 17:24

I'll bring the jello salad.

~~ OEJ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

GLORY!

I'll bring the BBQ!

This is gunna be fun and delicious!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

Ugh...please excuse me while I throw up (Your food designs are grossing me out-and you say we're perverted).

I will be glad to be celebrating the Solemnity of Mary, the Mother of God tomorrow though!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

The "Solemnity of Mary"?! What's that, where Mary looked at the pregnancy test kit results with a sinking feeling and said to herself, "Uh-oh...Joseph is not going to be happy about this!"

Just like you Papists to celebrate Mary instead of Jesus.

By the way, how's about you getting ahold of a few bottles of that "communion wine" and sending them over for our celebration? It can't be much worse than the Red Injun Pinot Noir (With Real Grape Flavor Added) that they sell down at Mitchell's Feed & Seed.

God knows Catholic priests could stand to guzzle a little less of that stuff; you might as well give some to the Baptists.

~~ OEJ

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

The "Solemnity of Mary"?! What's that, where Mary looked at the pregnancy test kit results with a sinking feeling and said to herself, "Uh-oh...Joseph is not going to be happy about this!"

Just like you Papists to celebrate Mary instead of Jesus.

By the way, how's about you getting ahold of a few bottles of that "communion wine" and sending them over for our celebration? It can't be much worse than the Red Injun Pinot Noir (With Real Grape Flavor Added) that they sell down at Mitchell's Feed & Seed.

God knows Catholic priests could stand to guzzle a little less of that stuff; you might as well give some to the Baptists.

~~ OEJ

Tell ya what...I'll ask my former parish in Racine to send you some of their white wine...That'll teach ya a lesson!

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

Wisconsin has wine? Wait a minute...it's not made from "cheese juice" is it?

I am very excited about this celebration, Sis SUV! And not in the least because BibleThumpin' is providing Christian barbecue!

And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb. Luke 2:21

"In undergoing circumcision, the Lord of all has circumcised the sins of mortal men. On this day He gives salvation to the world."

I hope we'll have some little hot peppers like these. (Image removed after several Christian sisters picketed my home. Also, it was very slow to load...)



~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

Praise Jesus! I'll bring the bbq pork rinds. My servant girl has been making them every January 1 for my family for over 40 years. They remind us of Christ's sacrifice at the mohel's mouth.

And btw "father" ring kisser: Any sign of THIS stolen "relic" yet?

[SUV]

Re: Happy Circie of the Baby Jesus Day!!!

Well, I can hardly Believe it: It's happened again. Long before midnight, from the other end of the Church (approximately 1/4 mile away from where I Knelt in Fervent Prayer that Baby Jesus' Circie has healed-up by now - because hasn't He had enough Blood in His Life already? - I could hear the "blowing the little horns, twirling the streamers, and blatting the noisemakers" which kept up for hours.

Dora Denkins it just had to be! I tried to find her Landover Baptism photo to post to warn others away from her. That one where she's in the bathtub smoking a cigarette. Alas and Alack and Alex, I could not.

Something must be done about that "woman" !!!