up in tha kloughb

[Garrow69]

yo, i was all up in tha kloughhb t'other nite, and this honie walks up to me and was all, "dag, garrow, yo lats are lookin proper!" so i was like, "oh, fo weal?" she said shes was being trillthful, so i took her back to my grammas house to do some 69ing.

sos i was gettin my grown man on, and i was 69ing this honie so hard! she was hollerin, "garrow garrow, yo lats is mad swollen!" then we heard this weird thump in the hallway.

my gramma cold died listening to me 69ing the honie from tha kloughhb!

RIP Gramma

[HTannor]

Re: up in tha kloughb

Can someone please translate this street jive into American?

[Garrow69]

Re: up in tha kloughb

Can someone please translate this street jive into American?

So I was up in tha kloughhb last week trying to cope wit tha loss of my gramma. we had just sealed her away in tha family mosoleum. I was sittin at the bar sippin on a shirley temple and vodker, and this fresh honie come up to tha kid. At first I thought she was gonna compliment my lats, but naaw, she was just all "Hay Garrow, I heard bout yo gramma, sorry"

I was like, "shheeet". i started ta feel a little emotional. I wanted to axe this honie to come back to my house to do some 69ing, but tha memory of my gramma lying on the floor all unconsious and dead... it was like too much for the kid.

so i took the fly honie back to the mens room, and started 69ing her so hard up against the stall door. i was 69ing her so hard, my lats were straight bulgin! but i slipped in some urine and fell, and my arm got stuck up in the toilet.

i was all naked and strugglin. honie just took off on me said she was goin for help, but none came. my arm was so swollen from my lat workouts, i just couldn't pull it out the toilet. i prayed to my gramma for help, but i don't think she was listenin. she was prolly still mad at me for all the 69ing that caused her death.

i fell asleep on the toilet and had feavered dreams and contemplated the meaning of my existance.

the kloughhb owner found me the next morning and called the fire department. they had to break the toilet to get me loose. one of the firemen found my gucci slacks and complimented my fassion sense, he also said i had great lats, and should consider a career as tha fire marshal.

not for nothin but i learned a lot from tha toilet experience. i know that i shouldn;t blame myself for my grammas death. she was 104, and prolly didn;t have much time left anyway. i know i need to concentrate on some new dance moves, and she'll watch over me from heaven except when im 69ing.

[HTannor]

Re: up in tha kloughb

...... and she'll watch over me from heaven except when im 69ing....

I suspect she will. She'll have a nice piece of watermelon waiting for you.

[Garrow69]

Re: up in tha kloughb

I suspect she will. She'll have a nice piece of watermelon waiting for you.

lookit. I been readin deese posts and just cuz I got beefcake lats you shouldn't hate. Don't be jealous I'm up in tha kloughhb ury other nite, and I don't even got a curfew. that's -real talk-

i come here to tell all y'all bout the tragic passing of my gramma and I get such a vemonus repsonse?

shoot yalls need to re evaluate yo perspectives.

p.s.
i'm italian, so that raceist remark don't even apply

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: up in tha kloughb

i'm italian, so that raceist remark don't even apply

I apologize that nigra remark on his behalf, when you are clearly a dago.

[Garrow69]

Re: up in tha kloughb

I apologize that nigra remark on his behalf, when you are clearly a dago.

apology accepted. but what's a dago?

I composed a poem for you about one of my experiences in tha kloughb. it's free verse like in tha style of walt whitmanz?

last night at tha kloughb
by Garrow

i was dancin wit shawty at tha kloughb

like i was wit like 19 models ya dig

and one dude gettin mad cuz i get all tha hot ones

cuz he aint have swag

so homeboy start talkin wreckless and try 2 punch

duck outta tha weight and throw homeboy on tha ground

lmao

homeboy went home cryin

then took shortie back to tha crib

and got my grown man on

[HTannor]

Re: up in tha kloughb

I apologize that nigra remark on his behalf, when you are clearly a dago.

Thank you, Brother Alphonse, if I had realized I was dealing with a wop I would have changed watermelon to spaghetti.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: up in tha kloughb

Well, I see no point to any of this. If you're not here to glorify Jesus, you're wasting our time.