My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

[worshiper29]

I came home from work, and my wife is telling me that she gave my son an enema today because he was "constipated"!
Promoting the use of sticking things into the rectum is a sure fire way to make my son turn into a homer! I gave her some Godly discipline, of course.
Now she is trying to make me feel guilty since she said she was "only trying to help him".

What do I do now?

[wait_what]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

I am not sure. I know that my mother caught me one time smoking cigarettes. In order to make sure I hated them, she made me chainsmoke a carton.

Now you may not have the time to give your son 400 enemas, but maybe one enema of a 400 magnitude will cure him of any homer curiosity he may have.

[worshiper29]

Re: My Wife Gave My Son An Enema = Promoting Homersexuality!

I am not sure. I know that my mother caught me one time smoking cigarettes. In order to make sure I hated them, she made me chainsmoke a carton.

Now you may not have the time to give your son 400 enemas, but maybe one enema of a 400 magnitude will cure him of any homer curiosity he may have.

Excellent advice.

I don't want him to take anything positive out of this experience.

[Nobar King]

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I think it's time to get rid of the wife and her kid.

[worshiper29]

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I think it's time to get rid of the wife and her kid.

Execution style™ for the Lord's sake or thrown out of my home?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Because of the many victories achieved by the homersexural, liberal agenda, mothers are under a lot of pressure these days to engage in anal sex with their sons. Even unnatural objects, such as enemas, may become involved, as well as household pets, or electrical appliances. It's best that you stop this activity while it's still only enemas and its in the family. Once your son gets a taste for real, gay sex on a dance floor somewhere, involving hard drugs, glory holes, and whatever else they have in store for him, it will be all the more difficult to get him to respond to a beating with anything other than sexual arousal.

[Saint Elmo]

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It's all that scientific propaganda from the liberal media puttin funny ideas in women's dumb little heads!

[worshiper29]

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I really thought my wife was a Godly woman, but friends, she is a sodomite/homer enabler. She is wicked! We do not have a True Christian Marriage™. This is truly sad, my marriage is over.

She says now that this forum has "turned me away from her", but she turned her back on God. I have plans to lock her in the basement until I figure out what's next.

I will not turn my back on this forum, now that I've seen the True Light®!


AMEN!

[Saint Elmo]

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Don't you despair, brother. You'll find a righteous woman to replace her in due time. Jesus will see to that. In the meanwhile, just remember she's still legally yer wife if ya know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge

[GodIsWinning]

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My word. I just found out what this Enema thing is! Your wife is obviously some kind of witch so must die as soon as possible.

Exodus 22:18

Once the witch has been dealt with, I recommend baptistfriends.com. Ignore the nigra on the home page, it's safe.

[Seth Campbell]

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My word. I just found out what this Enema thing is! Your wife is obviously some kind of witch so must die as soon as possible.

Exodus 22:18

Once the witch has been dealt with, I recommend baptistfriends.com. Ignore the nigra on the home page, it's safe.

One of the reasons I don't come on here often is the fact that you all think that killing the women is the reasonable response to everything. With your attitude we're going to be out of Christian women in no time.

I came home from work, and my wife is telling me that she gave my son an enema today because he was "constipated"!
Promoting the use of sticking things into the rectum is a sure fire way to make my son turn into a homer! I gave her some Godly discipline, of course.
Now she is trying to make me feel guilty since she said she was "only trying to help him".

What do I do now?

What do you do? You man up! Don't take that guilt trip from her, give her a good smack down for talking back to you. YOUR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE! ACT IT!! Maybe shove the thing up her rectum and make her hold it for a couple of hours. Punish her severely and start over again if she doesn't hold it for the required time.

I really thought my wife was a Godly woman, but friends, she is a sodomite/homer enabler. She is wicked! We do not have a True Christian Marriage™. This is truly sad, my marriage is over.

She says now that this forum has "turned me away from her", but she turned her back on God. I have plans to lock her in the basement until I figure out what's next.

I will not turn my back on this forum, now that I've seen the True Light®!


AMEN!

So make it a True Christian(TM) marriage! Get that belt a swinging! If the belt is too difficult a good buggy whip is always handy to have around.

Locking her in the basement is a good start, but don't just leave her down there to her own thoughts. Get her memorizing the Bible, Give her tasks that will break that obstinate will she seems to have. Until she is willing to lick your boots, LITERALLY, she is still suffering from delusions of being your equal.

[worshiper29]

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One of the reasons I don't come on here often is the fact that you all think that killing the women is the reasonable response to everything. With your attitude we're going to be out of Christian women in no time.



What do you do? You man up! Don't take that guilt trip from her, give her a good smack down for talking back to you. YOUR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE! ACT IT!! Maybe shove the thing up her rectum and make her hold it for a couple of hours. Punish her severely and start over again if she doesn't hold it for the required time.



So make it a True Christian™ marriage! Get that belt a swinging! If the belt is too difficult a good buggy whip is always handy to have around.

Locking her in the basement is a good start, but don't just leave her down there to her own thoughts. Get her memorizing the Bible, Give her tasks that will break that obstinate will she seems to have. Until she is willing to lick your boots, LITERALLY, she is still suffering from delusions of being your equal.

Amen...I will do just that. Inspiring, True Christian™ Post!

[MisterM]

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I agree with Seth. What is wrong with you others? One mistake and you are ready to dump or to kill. True Christian always first tries to save, then if that is impossible, do something else.

Beat some sense to her. If that does not help there should be civil law on your side. Call the police and tell your wife ass raped your kid as she did. She should go to jail and not abuse any other helpless kid again.

Then you can do the blue & pink toy test, to check if you need to beat the homersexuality from your kid too.

[GLaDOS2.0]

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Amen...I will do just that. Inspiring, True Christian™ Post!

Enjoy prison when you've beaten up your wife, douchebag. Enjoy being raped and beaten there too. Even criminals look down on wife beaters.

I agree with Seth. What is wrong with you others? One mistake and you are ready to dump or to kill. True Christian always first tries to save, then if that is impossible, do something else.

Beat some sense to her. If that does not help there should be civil law on your side. Call the police and tell your wife ass raped your kid as she did. She should go to jail and not abuse any other helpless kid again.

Then you can do the blue & pink toy test, to check if you need to beat the homersexuality from your kid too.

While you're right with your first paragraph, the rest is bullshit.
Beat up your wife, law should be on your side and to lie about your child being raped? I honestly think some of you extremists are trolling sometimes. That post is an example

[worshiper29]

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Godly discipline isn't the same thing as the "beatings" you heathens refer to it as. I'm trying to save her soul! Eternal Life® is what it's all about.