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  • Yea-tho-we-walk
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    • Nov 2010
    • 390

    #1

    Jesus Christ has power over all principalities!

    Before I put on my full armor and humbled myself before Jesus, I had a terrible experience with a "ruler of the darkness" (Ephesians 6:12). About once a month, a demon I believe to have been a Succubi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus) would attack me in the night. Now, I realise the name Succubi brings pleasant visions to mind, but these female demons are far from pleasant. I endured these monthly attacks for about a year and a half, finding myself compleately drained in the morning from the vile being that would force itself upon me in a severly demanding sexual manner.

    Well, then things took a turn for the worse. My wife's sister was visiting us for a couple of days and my wife left to do a bit of shopping and, well, to make a long story short, I got a case of the crabs somehow. These weren't the little annoying 'high school date' variety of crabs either. They were those giant bath house/rest area crabs that everybody dreads. Wouldn't you know that when the crabs were at their worst, I would be visited by my once a month Succubi. Apparently, I must have given my Succubi a case of the crabs and instilled a great wrath in her because after a couple of days, I was visited every night by TWO Incubi's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus), which are male demonic sexual beings. I'm not positive, but one of them may have been black. After about two months of this, I actually would have welcomed my Succubi back, but I'm afraid that I burned that bridge.

    The great news is that Jesus has delivered me from all these attacks from the "powers and principalities in dark, high places" and now He is the only visitor that comforts me!
  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #2
    Re: Jesus Christ has power over all principalities!

    Does that mean you claim he has sovereignty over Wales but not the rest of the United Kingdom?

    How does it work for The "us Of a" which is a republic?
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    • Yea-tho-we-walk
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      • Nov 2010
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      #3
      Re: Jesus Christ has power over all principalities!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Does that mean you claim he has sovereignty over Wales but not the rest of the United Kingdom?

      How does it work for The "us Of a" which is a republic?

      Your answer can be found in Ephesians, no doubt. Pretty much anywhere in our solar system, you can be sure that Jesus will be by your side for advice and casting out demons. (Matthew 18:20) This may seem not to apply, but in our age of space travel, it's nice to know that you're never far from Jesus, even five hudred miles out in space near the sun, He'll be there for you. Our (the USA) spacecraft "voyager" can't even get out of Jesus's range, and by now the voyager must be over a thousand miles 'out there' above our firmament.

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