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Old 05-11-2011, 09:53 PM
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Last week I was having vacation at Portugal. I really had enough of this cold Godforsaken place I have to live right now and though that I have a holiday at some warm nice country. I did know that Portuguese have been really lazy, getting their country to bankrupt, but I though that now they would be friendly and humble as other Europeans are saving their butt.

I have to admit that it was warm, but everything else was disappointment. First we paid about 2000 dollars for our hotel apartment. The apartment itself was ok, but the equipment wasn't. There was only 25" lcd tv and about 11 channels. No dvd or BD player, no sound system. And only 2 channels where in American language.

And in every other 3rd world countries I have got servant for that price. When I asked where the servant is, they didn't understand and tried to give me room service number.

Next horror awaited me when we had a walk at the town. I was almost ripped half when waiters tried to get me to their filthy little bars and restaurants where waitress had moustache and looked like mexican. Fortunately we found McDonald's and got some decent food, not any weird stuff like their cataplana where they put things they find under the stones.

When we had eaten, we asked if the place had any attraction that we should see and we where led to catlic church! How rude is that?

Later in the evening, I visited the town square. I had to leave my family to the hotel because streets were full of drunken Brits and you know they are not something to show to your children. I sat down to a bench and watched mime artist for maybe 5 minutes and I was approached by man trying to sell me weed. And the worst part was that he was asking about 30 euros/gram. Do I really look like drug addict and stupid?

This was only the first day. I could continue forever about cold swimming pool, horrible gym etc, but I think this is enough. I think EU should not bailout the Portugal, they should be forced to sell all their country to pay their depts and then ship the people to the Mexico to leave the area to better people.
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Are you crazy??!
You went in Portugal in vacation when you have SPAIN and beutifull Alicante next it!!!?

Weather - better
Food - better
People - better
Girls - nicer
Men - (OK they're all sex-obsesionate perverteds but you're no ineterst in them anyway so we just ignore this OK?)
Beahces - better
Sport - better, we World Champions and THEY got Cristiano Ronaldo, gayman.

Drunk Britishs? - we keep them all in a big zoo/thematic Park called Benidorm.

I think you have learn you lesson, yes?

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I spend a lot of time over in the Godless ornamental countries, so I feel your pain, friend. Foreigners are a repulsive bunch (no offense), but the slopes are beyond belief. They serve you raw uncooked fish and show crap like this on their TV.

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And for God's sake, only souvenir I got there was terrible diarrhea.
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The only good thing about the porch-geese people is that they are too poor to travel. I've, thankfully, never met one...ever...and after reading MisterM's description of that place where they all live I probably never will.
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They serve you raw uncooked fish and show crap like this on their TV.

That is sick.

I think this was one of the Portuguese tv programs and news, at least they know how to handle women:


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At least you weren't gay-raped while you were there. Portugal allows sodomite "marriage," which is sure to embolden the homers to rape every real man they can find and spread AIDS.
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Portuguese people are so disgusting. First of all, they take Mary-worshiping to levels you could never begin to imagine! Every year roughly a MILLION people come to this country to worship a statue of Mary! Can you believe this?!



Not only that, but the Portuguese are actually bad enough to claim they have their own language! They don't. They just speak Spanish. Except that they are all so drunk all the time, they can't pronounce the words properly. For example.

SPANISH: Pero, a pesar de esta variedad de posibilidades que la voz posee, sería un muy pobre instrumento de comunicación si no contara más que con ella. La capacidad de expresión del hombre no dispondría de más medios que la de los animales. La voz, sola, es para el hombre apenas una materia informe, que para convertirse en un instrumento perfecto de comunicación debe ser sometida a un cierto tratamiento. Esa manipulación que recibe la voz son las "articulaciones". Portuguese: Porém, apesar desta variedade de possibilidades que a voz possui, seria um instrumento de comunicação muito pobre se não se contasse com mais do que ela. A capacidade de expressão do homem não disporia de mais meios que a dos animais. A voz, sozinha, é para o homem apenas uma matéria informe, que para se converter num instrumento perfeito de comunicação deve ser submetida a um certo tratamento. Essa manipulação que a voz recebe são as "articulações".See, it's identical!

No wonder something like 10% of their population lives abroad!
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And they can't even talk the proper SPANISH!
Listen to this two talking! I can't understand a word nothing of nothing.

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The Portuguese are among the most racially mixed populations in Europe, and have the most Nigra blood intermixed of all European countries.
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The Portuguese are among the most racially mixed populations in Europe, and have the most Nigra blood intermixed of all European countries.
So that's what that smell was.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You're just a piffleing ignorant bunch of idiots barking in here. I am Portuguese and I have been to a lot of places in the world (who said the Portuguese are too poor to travel - maybe YOU are) and still I know how not to mistake some bad experiences for a whole nation and its people. If you payed 2000 dollars for an apartment which didn't sastisfy you maybe that's because your low IQ doesn't enable you to make a good search, for example. And what the piffle is it with the Catholic Church? Isn't it part of the heritage of the country? No one knows what the piffle you religious beliefs are! About the waitress... Well, maybe she was a piffleing immigrant, don't you think? If she was that bad looking, maybe you were just dumb - again - to have picked up such a filthy place - but anyway, who are you to speak with such disdain when the US is crammed with filth. To the Spanish lady there, who the hell are you to speak in such a manner of Portugal? Don't you think you're better, ignorants like these mistake Mexicans for Spaniards and indeed think Mexicans and Spaniards are interchangeable - for them it's all the same "Hispanic" crap. Well, in a way they might not be far from the truth, anyone who watches a flamenco show will hardly believe that "thing" is Western European. Oh well... And citing Arthur Kemp - who could easily pass as a Mexican castizo - who claims that all Europe except his beloved Germanic lands are mixed with non-European blood is just prooving me right... Bye, bye...

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You're just a piffleing ignorant bunch of idiots barking in here. I am Portuguese and I have been to a lot of places in the world (who said the Portuguese are too poor to travel - maybe YOU are) and still I know how not to mistake some bad experiences for a whole nation and its people. If you payed 2000 dollars for an apartment which didn't sastisfy you maybe that's because your low IQ doesn't enable you to make a good search, for example. And what the piffle is it with the Catholic Church? Isn't it part of the heritage of the country? No one knows what the piffle you religious beliefs are! About the waitress... Well, maybe she was a piffleing immigrant, don't you think? If she was that bad looking, maybe you were just dumb - again - to have picked up such a filthy place - but anyway, who are you to speak with such disdain when the US is crammed with filth. To the Spanish lady there, who the hell are you to speak in such a manner of Portugal? Don't you think you're better, ignorants like these mistake Mexicans for Spaniards and indeed think Mexicans and Spaniards are interchangeable - for them it's all the same "Hispanic" crap. Well, in a way they might not be far from the truth, anyone who watches a flamenco show will hardly believe that "thing" is Western European. Oh well... And citing Arthur Kemp - who could easily pass as a Mexican castizo - who claims that all Europe except his beloved Germanic lands are mixed with non-European blood is just prooving me right... Bye, bye...
Speaking as a neighbour from Spain can I just say _THAT bucket of flegm just confirms what we Spainiards have always thought you guys were like - all quiet and humble and incomprehensible and then ¡BAM! 'Chorar chorar chorar porque somos um povo desgraciado etc etc'.

Yeah - I got cousins in Galicia, so I can write and speak it a bit.
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Speaking as a neighbour from Spain can I just say _THAT bucket of flegm just confirms what we Spainiards have always thought you guys were like - all quiet and humble and incomprehensible and then ¡BAM! 'Chorar chorar chorar porque somos um povo desgraciado etc etc'.

Yeah - I got cousins in Galicia, so I can write and speak it a bit.
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Well, what was I supposed to react after reading all such crap on Portugal and being redirected to a link posted by some mormon in here with pics of gypsies presented as Portuguese people? That's a piffleing insult! Would you like to be mistaken by Andalusian gypsies? Many of these sort of brainless mormons do it quite often, they're just no able to distinguish a gypsy from a typical Spaniard, they think it's all the same kin. They do the same with Portugal, Italy, Greece, Eastern Europe... It's shameful indeed. And more shameful it is to come up here and see a Spaniard engaging on the same crappy chat.

Não tenho nada contra os espanhóis.

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Well, what was I supposed to react after reading all such crap on Portugal and being redirected to a link posted by some mormon in here with pics of gypsies presented as Portuguese people? That's a piffleing insult! Would you like to be mistaken by Andalusian gypsies? Many of these sort of brainless mormons do it quite often, they're just no able to distinguish a gypsy from a typical Spaniard, they think it's all the same kin. They do the same with Portugal, Italy, Greece, Eastern Europe... It's shameful indeed. And more shameful it is to come up here and see a Spaniard engaging on the same crappy chat.

Não tenho nada contra os espanhóis.
Nem tenho eu nada contra os portugueses, só é que tenho conhecido a bastantes estúpidos que abalançarom-se contra me só por ser espanhola.

Perdao por o de antes. E tens visto o meu titulinho? Nao me te^m aceptado ainda assim que, nao sou um d'eles amigo.

And in English: I have nothing aginst Portugueses, just have met a few stupid anti-spanish ones. And for here - I'm still unsaved trash, so I haven't joined in much of the chat.

Paz irmao.

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Nem tenho eu nada contra os portugueses, só é que tenho conhecido a bastantes estúpidos que abalançarom-se contra me só por ser espanhola.

Perdao por o de antes. E tens visto o meu titulinho? Nao me te^m aceptado ainda assim que, nao sou um d'eles amigo.

And in English: I have nothing aginst Portugueses, just have met a few stupid anti-spanish ones. And for here - I'm still unsaved trash, so I haven't joined in much of the chat.

Paz irmao.

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I guess I'll stay unsaved trash forever then.

I'm from Lisboa, that filthy place where a gypsy or [racial slur deleted] attempted to sell fake weed to the OP... Too bad he just has not enough brains to do not mistake those individuals one can found mostly anywhere in huge cities by a whole nation and its people... I pity those mormons, really.

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Well, what was I supposed to react after reading all such crap on Portugal and being redirected to a link posted by some mormon in here with pics of gypsies presented as Portuguese people? That's a piffleing insult! Would you like to be mistaken by Andalusian gypsies? Many of these sort of brainless mormons do it quite often, they're just no able to distinguish a gypsy from a typical Spaniard, they think it's all the same kin. They do the same with Portugal, Italy, Greece, Eastern Europe... It's shameful indeed. And more shameful it is to come up here and see a Spaniard engaging on the same crappy chat.

Não tenho nada contra os espanhóis.
Friend, who is the mormon that redirected you? This is a Christian site, I don't know of any mormons here.

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Excuse me?! I have two degrees from university and I have quite high IQ. I find your post insulting. It is so sad that people come here, to the Friendlies forum on Internet with so much hate with them.

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I had made myself very clear, I told that I was a True Christian man and wanted only see suitable sites, not any red lights district or what ever the Brits wants to see. You see, Christian, not God mocking mary worshiping papist. See the difference?


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I wasn't talking about one place, I was talking about all the places near old town square.

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What on earth has God's favorite country US got to do with it?

Anyway, your attitude is exactly like it was in the Portugal. You just don't respect your betters. But you know, there is always something good. God did guide your steps here on purpose. He wants you to turn away from Mary worshiping and accept real God. Read the and you will be saved!

John 10:9 - I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You are a jackass. America is full of drug addicts and skanks that are all probably transexuals.YOU THINK DECENT FOOD IS IN MCDONALDS?!?. aMERICA IS WAY WORSE THAN pORTUGAL AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? tHE COIN IS WEAK FOR YOU 2000 DOLLARS MIGHT BE ALOT BUT I WIPE MY ASS WITHE 2000 DOLARES,yOU HAVE NO DECENTE FOOD THATS WYH YOU ARE ALL OBESE , YOU THINK THaT THERE IS AN american language(IT IS ACTUALLY CALLED ENGLISH)!!!!! AND TO FINISH THIS ALL: ALL YOUTHINK ABOUT IS DRUGS, ALCOOL AND MCDONALDS. YOU KNOW YOUR COUNTRY IS NOT THE LAND OF THE FREE ITS THE LAND OF THE PERVS!

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