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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570

    #1

    NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

    Americans must always be vigilent for new signs of deviant fun among teenage children. The latest threat comes from "Nasal Sex Parties". I have the full scoop on this, for media enquiries please PM me. I have talking heads with shocking sound bites, ideas, props and shooting locations for dramatic reconstructions, and several pages of headlines and/or New Developments, resulting in weeks of news cycles for a low, low price.

    Included is a teary-eyed teen girl, who we will call "F", who will talk about how her semen-snorting addiction ruined her life and/or her figure. We even have some elders who can give historical perspective by talking about their unsaved days among the funk parties of the 70's, in which participants were urged to "do it in your ear-hole". And of course we show how Bill Clinton is to blame for all of this.

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  • Righteous Rider
    Unsaved trash
     
    • May 2011
    • 38

    #2
    Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

    WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE

    I captured this photo on my cellphone during a recent intervention/ exorcism.





    Thanks for posting Jeb, just remembered she's still locked in the trunk of my car.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

      The sodomites are always looking for a new way to express their hatred of God and corrupt youth. I'm sure God will smite all these nose rapists with AIDS.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Alexander Milano
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2011
        • 36

        #4
        Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        The sodomites are always looking for a new way to express their hatred of God and corrupt youth. I'm sure God will smite all these nose rapists with AIDS.
        Truly only filthy sodomites would view this stuff.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

          Is this why Black folks got such big noses?

          Is a Joo nose hooked that way for snorting..................

          Ewwwwww

          Jesus weeps.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Henry Poppendorfer
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2011
            • 131

            #6
            Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

            Oh those poor unsaved nose-penetrating youngsters! I certainly hope that the Lord sees fit to save their souls from hell, and also their nostrils from themselves, as He in His infinite mercy is more qualified than any counselor or bad experience accidentally inhaling semen.
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            • Born Again Bob
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2318

              #7
              Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

              Dear Sister,

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Is this why Black folks got such big noses?
              The Negro is part horse. Hence the massive hindquarters.

              Yours in Him,
              BAB

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #8
                Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                I have always been suspicious of so called 'hay fever sufferers'. Their noses are all blocked up with 'pollen', it's actually just tree sperm. What disgusting activities are they really up to when our backs are turned?

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                • Sally Paulson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 325

                  #9
                  Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                  I have been on alert 24/7 after reading this article. Just yesterday there was a school visit to the library, and I heard some snorting coming from the library bathroom, and I kicked in the door spiritually armed and ready to fight the devil himself.

                  Luckily the kids were just snorting ritalin.
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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                    From what I understand, drug dealers have begun making meth suppositories, in order to make their customers anally fixated so that they will be more compliant in rape situations. This makes sense, since the drug using community and the homosexual community are the same community. Stay posted for details.
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                    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 722

                      #11
                      Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                      Can people get pregnant from nasal sex? If they do, what is the result?

                      I've heard people refer to boogers as "nose goblins" and these days, it could literally be the case.

                      I'll go blow my nose just to be safe.
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                      • Sally Paulson
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 325

                        #12
                        Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                        Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                        I'll go blow my nose just to be safe.
                        NO NO NO! That's ABORTION!

                        Anyone suspected of having recently commited nasal sex should br banned from blowing their nose, or of being in possetion of kleenex.
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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6570

                          #13
                          Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                          I just came across this image and I don't know what to say. I'm speechless:

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                            Even more alarming than the trend of nasal sex among teens and homos is the sudden rise of nose-rape! Imagine being immobilized and having your nose forced into someone's vagina or even worse their rectum. I might have suffocated or died!
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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America!

                              Here's where this perversion started - with the demonrats, of course








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