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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

    Liberals and feminazis keep trying to muddy the waters of the homos*xual agenda by rambling on about such nonsense as "lesbians get less AIDS than normal people" and "homos*xuality isn't just about perverted men sticking their tallywhackers in each other's backsides".

    But now we have SOLID PROOF that so-called "lesbians" DON'T EXIST!

    First there was this story...

    For nearly a week, the world followed the saga of Amina Arraf, the blogger who was celebrated for her passionate, often intimate writings about the Syrian government’s crackdown on Arab Spring protesters. Those writings stopped abruptly last Monday, and in a posting on her blog, “A Gay Girl in Damascus,” a cousin said Amina had been hauled away by government security agents.
    ...
    And Sunday, the truth spilled out: The gay girl in Damascus confessed to being a 40-year-old American man from Georgia.
    And now? This story...

    Just one day after the author behind a popular Syrian lesbian blog admitted to being a married, American man named Tom MacMaster, the editor of the lesbian news site Lez Get Real, with the tag*line “A Gay Girl’s View on the World,” acknowledged that he is also a man.

    “Paula Brooks,” editor of Lez Get Real since its founding in 2008, is actually Bill Graber, 58, who said he is a retired Ohio military man and construction worker that had adopted his wife’s identity online. Graber said she was unaware he had been using her name on his site.
    Later in that second story?

    In the guise of Paula Brooks, Graber corresponded online with Tom MacMaster, thinking he was writing to Amina Arraf. Amina often flirted with Brooks, neither of the men realizing the other was pretending to be a lesbian.
    So-called "lesbians" are nothing more than sick, twisted men flirting with each other!

    As we know, the only way women can be made to lust after other women is when God needs it to happen to service His purposes!

    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature...

    I don't think it can be any clearer than this.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193

    #2
    Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
    Liberals and feminazis keep trying to muddy the waters of the homos*xual agenda by rambling on about such nonsense as "lesbians get less AIDS than normal people" and "homos*xuality isn't just about perverted men sticking their tallywhackers in each other's backsides".

    But now we have SOLID PROOF that so-called "lesbians" DON'T EXIST!

    First there was this story...

    And now? This story...

    Later in that second story?

    So-called "lesbians" are nothing more than sick, twisted men flirting with each other!

    As we know, the only way women can be made to lust after other women is when God needs it to happen to service His purposes!

    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature...

    I don't think it can be any clearer than this.
    Thank you sister. This news confirms my own theories on many things, not least Bette Midler, the Queen's Own Cameronian Highlanders, the Archbishop of Canterbury and Margaret Thatcher.


    YIC, McU

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    • Mr. Williams
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2011
      • 18

      #3
      Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

      I knew women couldn't be attracted to each other, the sinning women who pretend to be lesbians only do it for attention.

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      • Dutch Girl
        Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
        • Nov 2010
        • 283

        #4
        Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
        So-called "lesbians" are nothing more than sick, twisted men flirting with each other!
        Eh, you do realize lesbians are women now don't you?

        I am bisexual by the way, does that mean I only exist for 50%?


        Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

        - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        • Mr. Williams
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2011
          • 18

          #5
          Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

          Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
          Eh, you do realize lesbians are women now don't you?

          I am bisexual by the way, does that mean I only exist for 50%?
          What are the benefits of being a fake bi sexual???

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            Eh, you do realize lesbians are women now don't you?
            Did you read the original post? "Lesbians" are nothing more than men pretending to be "homos*xual" "women"! Or are you trying to tell me that Tom MacMaster and Bill Graber are women?
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

              Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
              Did you read the original post? "Lesbians" are nothing more than men pretending to be "homos*xual" "women"! Or are you trying to tell me that Tom MacMaster and Bill Graber are women?
              ...his name is 'Grabber'.!

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              • Sweetgirl
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2011
                • 39

                #8
                Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                Sister Mary, thank you for this wonderful news! It´s good to know that!

                Men are so much better than women, I don´t get it how a woman can possibly like another woman.

                YiC
                Cristina

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                  I was driving by a local venue several years ago, and an "Indigo Girls" (?) concert was letting out. I would be willing to BET MY LIFE that every "person" coming out of that place was a man: flannel shirts, work boots, high-and-tight haircuts, etc.

                  My wife disagreed with me, but that didn't last long.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Humongous
                    Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 263

                    #10
                    Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    "Indigo Girls"
                    well, I remember those fellers. they was pretty good at strummin they guit-fiddles.
                    Genesis 1:24
                    And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                      Did you read the original post? "Lesbians" are nothing more than men pretending to be "homos*xual" "women"! Or are you trying to tell me that Tom MacMaster and Bill Graber are women?
                      I'm guessing that the compulsory drug use in Amsterdamned has affected Ditch Girl's reading comprehension.
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                      • Professor Tyeisha X
                        WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 293

                        #12
                        Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                        I know we don't always see eye-to-eye (how could you, you're blind?) but I do have to agree with you on this: It's absolutely disgusting that a man would create a lesbian persona online and fool people into thinking he was a she. As a real deal 100% lesbian with XX chromosomes, I often wonder about if the women I'm flirting with online are really women and not some sick straight guy getting his kicks role-playing.

                        But, that's all I'll cede that you backwards inbreds might be correct about. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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                        • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                          Tin Tither
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 234

                          #13
                          Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                          This is jsut the next step in afirmtive action strait white guys ahve too pretend too be some thing else in order to get taken serious i supose next their gonna cut off are tally whackers before we can get jobs afirmetive actuion smiley should be white.

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                          • Mr. Williams
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                            I know we don't always see eye-to-eye (how could you, you're blind?) but I do have to agree with you on this: It's absolutely disgusting that a man would create a lesbian persona online and fool people into thinking he was a she. As a real deal 100% lesbian with XX chromosomes, I often wonder about if the women I'm flirting with online are really women and not some sick straight guy getting his kicks role-playing.

                            But, that's all I'll cede that you backwards inbreds might be correct about. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
                            How can you even bee a lesbian? It's utterly impossible for girls to do anything with each other, the lord obviously made it so these women who invented lesbianism could never pleasure each other, so what does a lesbian do? Just go around saying "I'm a lesbian"?

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                            • KatyGirl
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2011
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Proof positive that "LESBIANS" DON'T EXIST!

                              Originally posted by Mr. Williams View Post
                              How can you even bee a lesbian? It's utterly impossible for girls to do anything with each other, the lord obviously made it so these women who invented lesbianism could never pleasure each other, so what does a lesbian do? Just go around saying "I'm a lesbian"?
                              I assure you it's not utterly impossible for girls to do things with each other, in fact you can do most things with out even using your hands! Theres many, many "activities" girls can do with each other all VERY fun and pleasurable!

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