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    WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

    Somebody just brought this to my attention. Look at how chummy Mrs. Phelps and that little tulip are:



    Quite frankly, I'm not quite sure how to feel about this. Do we give her credit for loving the sinner despite her professed hatred for the sin?

    Or is she just a big hypocrite, rebuking fags during they day and then giving them aid and succor behind closed doors?

    I suppose we could say she's just showing proper hospitality, as outlined in the Bible:

    1 Peter 4:9

    Use hospitality one to another without grudging.

    What do you all think about this? I encounter a lot of gay men when I'm preaching in the streets. Do you think it would be a valid soul-winning tactic for me to invite them to come back to my place so I can cook them dinner? I've got this rump roast in the fridge right now that's just going to go to waste if I don't find somebody to share it with me.
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    Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Do you think it would be a valid soul-winning tactic for me to invite them to come back to my place so I can cook them dinner?
    Well, whenever we go down to the gay bar in Des Moines to preach to the dirty sinners, I always see Pastor Zeke leave earlier with a young man or two that he's managed to convert and wants to pray with in private (or so he tells me).

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    • #3
      Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

      Shirley's liberal Marxist hatred for America worries me, no end.

      "Police alleged that she allowed her son to trample an American flag"

      Shirley Phelps-Roper - Wikipedia
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Phelps-Roper

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      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #4
        Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Well, whenever we go down to the gay bar in Des Moines to preach to the dirty sinners, I always see Pastor Zeke leave earlier with a young man or two that he's managed to convert and wants to pray with in private (or so he tells me).
        True, Brother Basher. Some of them make me gag, but I persevere. Jesus expects no less.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

          Well I've got a couple of queers in my dining room right now, waiting for me to serve them my signature savory rump roast. I figure I'll start working the topic of their salvation into the conversation some time before dessert.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Well I've got a couple of queers in my dining room right now, waiting for me to serve them my signature savory rump roast. I figure I'll start working the topic of their salvation into the conversation some time before dessert.
            You are braver than I, Faith_Machine.

            While serving your rump roast to those no good chocolate commandos is very True Chritian (The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth shall be watered also himself. Proverbs 11:25) I fear the rectal warriors intend to castigate your households colons with their members of Molech.

            I pray you escaped this fate.

            Praise Jesus!
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

              Er, has any heard from Faith_Machine today?

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              • #8
                Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                Good morning, brothers and sisters! My memory of last night is kind of hazy...
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Good morning, brothers and sisters! My memory of last night is kind of hazy...
                  Thank Jesus you are safe.

                  And do not worry as long as you followed the KJV and feared God no harm can come to you.

                  2 Kings 17:39 But the LORD your God you shall fear; and He will deliver you from the hand of all your enemies.”

                  Have a good sit down, you'll be fine.
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                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                    Thanks Larni! Those fellows must have really enjoyed my rump roast, because they even licked the platter clean!
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                    • #11
                      Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Good morning, brothers and sisters! My memory of last night is kind of hazy...
                      You didn't leave your drink unattended around them, did you?

                      Or at any point did one of them ask you whether his hankie smelled like chloroform to you?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                        I...

                        I honestly don't remember.
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                        • #13
                          Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          I...

                          I honestly don't remember.
                          Any discomfort while sitting or swallowing?

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                          • #14
                            Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                            Now that you mention it, I have had a sore throat for the last 24 hours or so. I just figured it was cold and flu season...
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                            • #15
                              Re: WBC's Shirley Phelps is a Queer Lover

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Now that you mention it, I have had a sore throat for the last 24 hours or so. I just figured it was cold and flu season...
                              Could be the AIDS!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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