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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

    We all know that when a city, state, or country displeases God, He often shows His displeasure by removing His hand of protection from that community and allowing nature to take its course. Hence we saw Japan suffering a Tsunami in response to its secularism and tentacle porn, and New Orleans being deluged by Hurricane Katrina as a clear result of all that race mixing and Mardi Gras nonsense.

    I believe the converse is true, that when a nation does something which pleases God, He will allow that nation to enjoy good results, so that said nation's correct behavior will continue.

    Therefore, I feel it's time to buy stock in Air Canada, because they're about to have their safest year in history!

    Transgender People are Completely Banned From Boarding Airplanes in Canada

    Shout GLORY!




    Lest you have any doubt this decision pleases the Lord, you need look no farther than Deuteronomy:

    Deuteronomy 22:5

    5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

    In fact, I'm almost surprised Deuteronomy doesn't specifically prohibit cross-dressers from flying on airplanes. Maybe it does? I'm going to have to brew myself some coffee and delve a little deeper into the Good Book tonight and see what I can find!
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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

    I would just like to take a moment to remind all of you that I made this prediction way back in January and, lo and behold, 2012 is almost over and it looks like my prediction has come true!

    Let's be clear, I possess no fortune telling powers of any kind. All glory belongs to God.

    But if you have any questions about what to expect in 2013, I'll try to help you as best I can.
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14509

      #3
      Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!
      Thanks for posting the update, Mr Machine.


      Matthew 7:3 ..why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
      KJV



      I was immediately reminded of those words from The Master.



      Such wretches would ruin any nation with their "moving beyond"
      ..agriculture ...industry ...mining ...genderstereotypification
      just how many "genders" do they think there are?





      Praise Him for His Wise Counsel!

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      • Ignorant Buttmunch
        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
        • Dec 2012
        • 53

        #4
        Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

        I will predict that in 2013 there will not be any snowfall in Sahara.
        Prove me wrong!
        Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

          Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
          I will predict that in 2013 there will not be any snowfall in Sahara.
          Prove me wrong!
          It snowed in the Sahara in January 2012, idiot.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #6
            Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

            I'm no fan of Canada, but when you sit back and look at the numbers God does seem to be smiling on Canada these days. They are entirely free from Obama and Obamunism, have elected a largely Christina Conservative government (even though some of them identify as "Progressive Conservatives"), and the Québécois haven't been heard from in ages.

            They experienced no "housing bubble" by trying to give mortgages to nigras, there were no "bailouts" of banks and auto companies, no Obama "stimulus" , no "fiscal cliff", their unemployment rate is lower than the US, and their economy is doing better.

            There are still far too many homers in Canada for my taste, they have legalized homer marriage, and they still worship a silly queen in England
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Ignorant Buttmunch
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Dec 2012
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              It snowed in the Sahara in January 2012, my Lord.

              YIC
              What it has to do with my prediction?
              Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14509

                #8
                Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

                Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                What it has to do with my prediction?
                ?.What has your prediction to do with Canada >>

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                • Ignorant Buttmunch
                  Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 53

                  #9
                  Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  ?.What has your prediction to do with Canada >>
                  A woman could never see the complicated connection.
                  Don't try to bewitch me!
                  Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: Prediction: There will be NO Candadian air disasters in 2012!

                    Originally posted by Ignorant Buttmunch View Post
                    A woman could never see the complicated connection.
                    Don't try to bewitch me!
                    Well Beavis, it's called a syllogism – a structured logical argument where a proposition if inferred from two or more premises.

                    In this case the thread here was started by our Godly True Christian™ member Faith Machine who advanced the proposition that there will be no Canadian air disasters based on two premises – one that God protects those who obey His Laws, and two – that Canada has a law forbidding the boarding of transgendered persons on its aircraft.

                    You waltz in here and advance the proposition that it will not snow in the Sahara desert – not advancing one single premises for you assertion (or conclusion). Then you challenge anyone to prove you wrong. At this point our True Christian™ Brother Dr. Laurence Niles offers a counter example to your argument (it did indeed snow in the Sahara during 2012) which you wrongly dismiss (one counter example is enough to dismiss any theory).

                    Then our True Christian™ Sister MitzaLizalor points out that this thread is discussing Canada and you proceed to insult her.

                    If anything, the converse of the argument advanced by our Brother Faith Machine is true. For the majority of the inhabitants of the continent of Africa (and the Sahara) it is a God forsaken place where the majority believe in the false religion of islam – and God has seen fit to punish them with rampant disease (flesh eating bacteria and the AIDS), poverty and war.

                    Praise Jesus!
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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