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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716
    #1

    Joo Plots

    I think it would behoove every True Christian(tm) to assemble a list of plots and conspiracies hatched by the dirty joos. That way, True Christians(tm) can stay abreast of the latest in filthy joo conspiracies and diabolical international plots. So here are a few to get the list started....

    $100 a barrel oil
    Any rise or fall in interest rates
    German unification
    Hollywood smut
    The 1991 bankruptcy of Pan Am
    Steroids in baseball
    Billy Ray Cyrus' acting career
    The 1966 election of Joaquín Balaguer as president of the Dominican Republic
    Daylight Savings Time
    Rod Stieger's unpleasant childhood
    Tags: everybody hates jews, jewish cabal conspiracy, jews, jews and their lies, jews control the media, joos
    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Joo Plots

      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
      I think it would behoove every True Christian™ to assemble a list of plots and conspiracies hatched by the dirty joos. That way, True Christians™ can stay abreast of the latest in filthy joo conspiracies and diabolical international plots. So here are a few to get the list started....

      $100 a barrel oil
      Any rise or fall in interest rates
      German unification
      Hollywood smut
      The 1991 bankruptcy of Pan Am
      Steroids in baseball
      Billy Ray Cyrus' acting career
      The 1966 election of Joaquín Balaguer as president of the Dominican Republic
      Daylight Savings Time
      Rod Stieger's unpleasant childhood
      As Rudy Jewliani so wisely said: 9/11.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932
          #3
          Re: Joo Plots

          Homosexuality
          Warts
          Negros playing in the NFL
          Halitosis and tooth decay
          Baldness

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: Joo Plots

              Hillary Clinton's career
              John Edwards' career
              Dean Kusinich's life
              Mitt Romney's career
              John McCain's career
              Possibly also Woody Allen's career, but I'm not 100% sure on that one.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449
                  #5
                  Re: Joo Plots

                  Tinnitus
                  Evolution theory
                  Science in general
                  Hoogbegaafdheid
                  Small breasts
                  Bellybutton fluff
                  Muslims

                  (actually, would't it be easier if we made a list of what is definitely not a Joo conspiracy?)
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Joo Plots

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Muslims
                      Oh, I thought they were a Popish conspiracy. If Muslims are a Joo conspiracy then I suppose we can add Barack Osama's career to the list as well.

                      Tupac Shakur's posthumous recording career.
                      The assassination of Benazir Bhutto.
                      Scientology.
                      The word "lulz".
                      Spam email.
                      The Tet Offensive.
                      Germaine Greer.
                      HBO.
                      The Sex Pistols.
                      Vegetarianism.
                      The kidnapping of Patty Hearst.
                      The violence in Darfur.
                      Emo haircuts.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449
                          #7
                          Re: Joo Plots

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Oh, I thought they were a Popish conspiracy. If Muslims are a Joo conspiracy then I suppose we can add Barack Osama's career to the list as well.
                          Ok, the Pope may be an intermediary, but still... Think Godfried Van Bouillon. Think Salladhin... you'll get the ghist.

                          Barack is defo on the list. He is as real as the Protocols of Zion or baby-blood soaked matzes.

                          I am retarded, aka "lulz"... I agree. Does have a Torah ring to it.

                          HBO is obvious... think "Six Feet Under".

                          I wonder if the NSX isn't a hooknosed conspriracy either...
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384
                              #8
                              Re: Joo Plots

                              Yamalkas
                              Trilateral Commission
                              Council on Foreign Relations
                              United Nations
                              Menorahs
                              Illuminati
                              Rosicrucians
                              Skull & Bones
                              Free Masons
                              Federal Reserve
                              Kennedy Assassination
                              Organized Crime
                              Nose Jobs
                              Main Steam Media
                              Socialism
                              Communism
                              Rock Music
                              Hollywood
                              Parking Meters
                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
                              sigpic

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                                • JennyD
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Sweet Placid Sister
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 9567
                                  #9
                                  Re: Joo Plots

                                  Fran Drescher.
                                  Gold.
                                  Lox on a bagel.
                                  Diamonds.
                                  Fur coats.
                                  Kosher pickles.
                                  Money.
                                  Rich doctors.



                                  . . . OH! I thought we were listing things that make Jews plotz!
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                                    • Born Again Bob
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 2318
                                      #10
                                      Re: Joo Plots

                                      Dear Friends,

                                      Cancellation of Seventh Heaven.



                                      Yours in Him,
                                      bab

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Joo Plots

                                          Can anyone say, "Subprime mortgage meltdown?" I know SOMEONE is making money on this whole mess.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • VictoryOS
                                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                               
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 5388
                                              #12
                                              Re: Joo Plots

                                              You're absolutely right, Brother Bob. I'm surprised we get any good Christian shows on television at all with the Jews running the media the way they do. It seems they have their noses hooked into everything these days.
                                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                              in 2016

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                                                • Brother Temperance
                                                  Senior Usher
                                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                  A very nice young man
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15621
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Joo Plots

                                                  The assassination of Princess Diana.
                                                  Camilla Parker-Bowles' face.
                                                  Belgium.

                                                  Also, I have it on good authority that "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" was originally titled "Honey, I Shrunk the Yids", but had to be changed due to Zionist pressure.
                                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78553
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Joo Plots

                                                      Starbuck's coffee
                                                      All Windows Operating systems (except XP, of course)
                                                      The deteriorization of Dunkin Donuts
                                                      Pre-Fabricated Housing
                                                      Bird Flu
                                                      The Inquisitions
                                                      Death Camps
                                                      The sudden and mysterious death of Bobby Fischer
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Wide-Open
                                                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 18449
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Joo Plots

                                                          The Euro
                                                          Leetspeak
                                                          Haggis
                                                          Gatso's
                                                          Milli Vanilli
                                                          Brie
                                                          Hamas
                                                          Psalm 81:10:
                                                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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