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Old 01-17-2008, 07:19 AM
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Default Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?
I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:24 AM
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?
Of course He does!

I wouldn't even want to be seen dead in such a nip-rip Ferrari wannabe poser car.

Fortunately, they break down every other day, so there won't be any left soon.
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:28 AM
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I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:35 AM
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I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.

R rape
I innocent
C children
E every
R ride

Mind you, it's only a theory, there must be loads of other reasons.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?
it's all to do with Nick...

for more see our glorious write up on it.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?
Even as a feeble Woman, Brother Eliot, I'm familiar with this issue.
I myself paid a visit there to try and spread the good word of Jesus and not only did I get persecuted but these Closet Homers also Banned me.
What kind of world is this when Jap-Loving American Muscle Car Wannabee's prevent Free Speech in our Christian Democracy?

Not only that, but the Godly American Dodge Viper would eat this NSX for Breakfast.
Not only that, but you'd also have money left over to make a substantial Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church.
Praise Jesus and America

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Americans who buy Japanese Cars should be forcibly transported to Canada.

My Grandpappy died at Pearl Harbor. BASTARDS!!!
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Old 01-17-2008, 11:14 AM
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I noticed many nutcakes come from Canadistan.
Now look at this car:


Now that is a car a man can drive and feel like a man. No homer, metro, goth, or anyother freak could handle the sheer power of this car. I hope when I get to Heaven, I get one of these.
Do you think God will Rapture all the GTO's and Vettes, and Camaros and other Detroit steel too?
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Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra SeX! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos.

You don't see that from American Auto Makers!

I'll stick with my fleet of Lincoln Navigators, thank you very much!
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Amen, Brother.

I'll stick with my Escalade, my Durango, and my Trailblazer. I might not be able to outrun an NSX, but I bet I'll survive a collision better.
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Default Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?
I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.

The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.

Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:
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DJ Quik So Many Wayz Lyrics
Blow her back out
Then I mack out
Freak the keys to the lex
Or find me havin sex in my nsx
I'm from the bx
But we flex from east to west
So while you ni--as coast-trippin
We'll be cashin them checks
I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.

I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?

Here's another song:
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Because I'm floatin in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and
Besides this being a run on sentance, how does the singer drive two cars at the same time? His Lexus has anti gravity? And the NSX needs dental floss? I'm never going to understand this rap thing.
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