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  • #1

    Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
    I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
    I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
    God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Of course He does!

    I wouldn't even want to be seen dead in such a nip-rip Ferrari wannabe poser car.

    Fortunately, they break down every other day, so there won't be any left soon.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

      I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
        My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.

        R rape
        I innocent
        C children
        E every
        R ride

        Mind you, it's only a theory, there must be loads of other reasons.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

          it's all to do with Nick...

          for more see our glorious write up on it.

          To you agents of false religions and atheists...
          Proverbs 16:2
          All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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          • #6
            Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

            Even as a feeble Woman, Brother Eliot, I'm familiar with this issue.
            I myself paid a visit there to try and spread the good word of Jesus and not only did I get persecuted but these Closet Homers also Banned me.
            What kind of world is this when Jap-Loving American Muscle Car Wannabee's prevent Free Speech in our Christian Democracy?

            Not only that, but the Godly American Dodge Viper would eat this NSX for Breakfast.
            Not only that, but you'd also have money left over to make a substantial Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church.
            Praise Jesus and America

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            Americans who buy Japanese Cars should be forcibly transported to Canada.

            My Grandpappy died at Pearl Harbor. BASTARDS!!!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

              I noticed many nutcakes come from Canadistan.
              Now look at this car:


              Now that is a car a man can drive and feel like a man. No homer, metro, goth, or anyother freak could handle the sheer power of this car. I hope when I get to Heaven, I get one of these.
              Do you think God will Rapture all the GTO's and Vettes, and Camaros and other Detroit steel too?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra SeX! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos.

                You don't see that from American Auto Makers!

                I'll stick with my fleet of Lincoln Navigators, thank you very much!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                  Amen, Brother.

                  I'll stick with my Escalade, my Durango, and my Trailblazer. I might not be able to outrun an NSX, but I bet I'll survive a collision better.
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                  • #10
                    Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                    I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.

                    The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.

                    Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:
                    DJ Quik So Many Wayz Lyrics
                    Blow her back out
                    Then I mack out
                    Freak the keys to the lex
                    Or find me havin sex in my nsx
                    I'm from the bx
                    But we flex from east to west
                    So while you ni--as coast-trippin
                    We'll be cashin them checks
                    I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.

                    I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?

                    Here's another song:
                    DJ Quik Dollaz + Sense Lyrics
                    Because I'm floatin in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
                    gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and
                    Besides this being a run on sentance, how does the singer drive two cars at the same time? His Lexus has anti gravity? And the NSX needs dental floss? I'm never going to understand this rap thing.
                    Ack!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                      Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                      I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.

                      The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.

                      Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:


                      I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.

                      I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?
                      By Gum! I think you got it! That's why pedophiles like them!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                        If I'm not mistaken, "inna-sex" is actually Negrid slang for "inter-anal sex". Maybe one of our ex-Negros can verify this for me. Good catch, Dr. Zaius. I hadn't thought of that connection before.
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • #13
                          Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                          NSX was a homosexual boy band wasn't it? More proof the are gay pedophiles.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • #14
                            Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                            Another reason why god hates this little rice burner is that it only holds two. No Christian with a family would have a car like that, since there is no place for the children to sit. This is a car for people without children, those who have forsaken their holy duty to marry and procreate. Who do they think is going to protect our country from the radical islamists?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                              They are also vile scammers, every one of them.

                              Have a look at this fake stock exchange website! Remember the Nigearian scam folks.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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