Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you! -
03-02-2012, 08:01 PM
If you're like me, and unmarried, you're surely dismayed by the level of whoredom the average unmarried woman embodies. Therefore, you can imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when I stumbled across the following bevy of chaste beauty queens:
They're all so pretty, I'm having a hard time deciding which one to contact first:
I'm a bit concerned that some of these beauties seem a bit too committed to working outside the home, but maybe they just need a good Christian man to put a ring on their fingers and plant a little seed in their wombs?
They certainly seem more compatible with the following scripture than most of the women I tend to meet.
4Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you! -
03-02-2012, 08:13 PM
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
I don't think these images are appropriate. All their mini skirts are too revealing. I need to go pray the lust away.
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.