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Old 03-02-2012, 08:01 PM
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Default Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

If you're like me, and unmarried, you're surely dismayed by the level of whoredom the average unmarried woman embodies. Therefore, you can imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when I stumbled across the following bevy of chaste beauty queens:

Happy to be virgins: Successful, attractive and popular...meet the new breed of women in their prime who have NEVER had sex

They're all so pretty, I'm having a hard time deciding which one to contact first:



I'm a bit concerned that some of these beauties seem a bit too committed to working outside the home, but maybe they just need a good Christian man to put a ring on their fingers and plant a little seed in their wombs?

They certainly seem more compatible with the following scripture than most of the women I tend to meet.

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Hebrews 13:4

4Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Default Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

While they appear suitably equipped for their intended purpose , I am saddened by the realization that, collectively, they have probably flushed 500 potential Soldiers for Christ© down the toilet.



(Psalms 127:3) "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."

Time to bear fruit, ladies.

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Default Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

I question the purity of the one in the blue dress. I can clearly see her nipples and pantie lines through her dress. She is probably not a virgin.
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Default Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

Matthew 5:28


28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


I don't think these images are appropriate. All their mini skirts are too revealing. I need to go pray the lust away.
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