Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

[Faith_Machine]

If you're like me, and unmarried, you're surely dismayed by the level of whoredom the average unmarried woman embodies. Therefore, you can imagine how pleasantly surprised I was when I stumbled across the following bevy of chaste beauty queens:

Happy to be virgins: Successful, attractive and popular...meet the new breed of women in their prime who have NEVER had sex

They're all so pretty, I'm having a hard time deciding which one to contact first:



I'm a bit concerned that some of these beauties seem a bit too committed to working outside the home, but maybe they just need a good Christian man to put a ring on their fingers and plant a little seed in their wombs?

They certainly seem more compatible with the following scripture than most of the women I tend to meet.

Hebrews 13:4

4Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

While they appear suitably equipped for their intended purpose , I am saddened by the realization that, collectively, they have probably flushed 500 potential Soldiers for Christ(c) down the toilet.



(Psalms 127:3) "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."

Time to bear fruit, ladies.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

I question the purity of the one in the blue dress. I can clearly see her nipples and pantie lines through her dress. She is probably not a virgin.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Bachelors, I've found some suitable brides for you!

Matthew 5:28


28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


I don't think these images are appropriate. All their mini skirts are too revealing. I need to go pray the lust away.