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  • DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

    Dear Friends,

    There's a lot of junk science here in our nation's capital, but some of the most appalling comes from the so-called medical community. Big Pharma lobbyists are constantly pushing for hard-working taxpayers like you and I to foot the bill for the medical costs racked up by the self-destructive behavior of others. And I say ENOUGH! And diabetics are where I draw the line.

    Diabetes is an entirely preventable disease. It is caused, in 100% of reported cases, by constant self-administered recreational enemas. Should you and I pay for "insulin" -- really a form of ecstacy -- for all those "ravers" who flooded their colons to the point of collapse? Let's have real medical solutions for real Americans, based on real science!

    Some people say I'm being too hard on especially child diabetics. Forgiveness is a sin where no repentance has been offered. Those children need to admit their sinful nature! Moreover, once they start to get dependant on the government to provide their precious "insulin," or Juicy-juice, as the kids call it, there will be no end to their neediness! Believe me, a child deprived of insulin because his or her parents can't afford it will not grow up to be a ward of the State.

    Yours in Him,
    bab

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    Re: DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
    Forgiveness is a sin where no repentance has been offered.

    Yours in Him,
    bab
    Praise Jesus! Jesus has given me an inspiration (through you, Brother BaBs) for next Sunday's sermon! GLORY!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Dear Friends, Diabetes is an entirely preventable disease. It is caused, in 100% of reported cases, by constant self-administered recreational enemas.
      Interesting. So are these "self-administered recreational enemas" a doctrine prescribed by Scientologists?

      I am aware that the Scientology 'cult' is actually based on a book called 'Diabetics', so there is obviously a link there.

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        Re: DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

        Diabetics are just as bad as those who flip through the begining of the Bible to get to the good parts.

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          Re: DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
          Diabetes is an entirely preventable disease. It is caused, in 100% of reported cases, by constant self-administered recreational enemas. Should you and I pay for "insulin" -- really a form of ecstacy -- for all those "ravers" who flooded their colons to the point of collapse? Let's have real medical solutions for real Americans, based on real science!
          Faggots! They're all faggots! Filthy homosexuals posing as diabetics to prey on the kindness of True Christians so that they can get their annal sex thru enemas! May the good and ever-loving God smite them with all His wrath for their sins and indulgences!

          Ahmen! I'll pray for them tonight before getting my colonoscopy.

          __________________________




          "(sic) (sic) (sic) - three Beastly errors in spelling or grammar in the original."

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            Re: DIABETICS: HOPELESS ENEMA ADDICTS

            Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
            I am aware that the Scientology 'cult' is actually based on a book called 'Diabetics', so there is obviously a link there.
            I believe the purported ideas in L. Ron Hubbard's published books are known as 'Dianetics'.

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