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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Old 03-28-2012, 02:36 AM
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Pastor Sampson has a very informative post about the sins mentioned in the New Testament but I was finding it hard to remember all of that information. I'm sure its easy for the men but its a lot of words for me.

Here is a first draft of a song I use when cooking to try to hammer God's Word into my forgetful mind. It needs a little work, a few lines don't scan right.

Catholics expect to see the gates of heaven,
But they believe the sins number seven,
Paul alone gives us fifty four
And the gospels give us nine more

Add in four from the final book
Sixty Seven in the NT - take a look
Adultery, fornication, evil thoughts
Lying, strife, perjury in the courts.

Six in just those two liney things
Not to mention inventing evil things
Witchcraft, sorcery, murders, wrath
Filthiness- True Christians have a bath

Seditions and revellings
Emulations and swellings
Hatred and varience - unclean in his eyes
Heresy and idolatry, no great surprise

The unmerciful, the lascivious
False witnesses and the malicious
Contrary to sound doctrine covers a alot of things
Those envying, fearful and without understanding

Gaying it up makes God real mad
But saying "You Fool" is just as bad
Whisperers, deceit and coveousness
Pride, boasters and unrighteousness

Now the list is almost half done
Debate with God is never won
Matricide, patricide, being unholy and profane
Drunkeness, drunk on wine - not the same

Don't look on a woman with lust in your heart
Implacable? Despiteful? Please don't start
The unGodly and the haters of God
Sinners and tumults, thieves, foolishness and the odd

Catholics stopped long ago
But we have divorce and whoremongers yet to go
Abominable doesn't just affect snowmen
In a tenuous rhyme - the stealers of men

Covenent Breakers, malignity
Disobedience to the laws of the city
An evil eye or not neighbour loving.
A few more to go, first unbelieving

Disobeying parents and wickedness
Without natural affection and uncleanness
Catholics think their septasins get Heaven
They couldn't be wronger, per KJV1611
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That is a wonderful way to remember God's Commandments and we know that He approves:
Psalms 119:54 Thy statutes haue bin my songs in the house of my pilgrimage. ©1611
There are so many ways that old serpent will try to whisper and entice us to be harlots (or worse) and sometomes it seems as though he singles us out for special treatment. But thanks to Jesus' agony, His Dying and His Blood running onto the earth at Calvary we prevail against satan's barbs.
Hallelujah!
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