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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Second Baptist announces "Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia"

    Second Baptist of North Salem is pleased to announce its sponsorship of the first annual Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia.

    The program will provide airfare and room and board for up to 15 atheists to go to Saudi Arabia for two full weeks and spread their message of Godlessness, explaining to the Muslim infidels how ridiculous Islam is.

    We are working on some great T-shirts to help raise funds; we have even licensed the "Moohamhead bomb in turban" cartoon!

    I wonder if Landover would like to join Second Baptist in shipping atheists to Islamic countries where people are executed for blaspheming MooHamHead encouraging atheists to bring the light of Science to Muslims all over the world?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Adam Fag
      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
      • Jan 2012
      • 624
      #2
      Re: Second Baptist announces "Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia"

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Second Baptist of North Salem is pleased to announce its sponsorship of the first annual Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia.
      Does your church have a UK branch?

      can this 5 min wait to post be changed please?
      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Second Baptist announces "Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia"

          We use atheists to do roadwork in Freehold, and to groom our private 18 hole golf course. Can't spare any at the moment, but I like your idea, Reverend.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Second Baptist announces "Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia"

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We use atheists to do roadwork in Freehold, and to groom our private 18 hole golf course. Can't spare any at the moment, but I like your idea, Reverend.
              You trust atheists to do work on your roads and your golf course?

              Don't you know they're amoral monsters? Filled with hatred and jealousy of True Christians™ and our relationship with God?

              They would probably toss that rotting roadkill into your water supply and spray "THERE IS NO GOD AND I HATE HIM AND HOPE HE SENDS YOU PEOPLE TO HELL" in Roundup on your greens! Oh, I'd never let atheists do any kind of important job!

              You know, the kind they'd get paid for, or where they can sabotage something, or where they have contact with children, or the elderly, or womenfolk.

              We've got three atheists signed up right now for the mission, but another month to go in recruiting. The more, the merrier!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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