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Old 06-26-2012, 04:00 PM
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A filthy whore, in jail for prostitution no doubt, has sued the Hillsborough County Sheriff for refusing to give her an abortion.

Claiming abortion to be a right and the religious believes of the Sheriff to be a practical joke, this slut has set a new low for insulting Jesus Christ. Not only does she seduce innocent men. Not only does she murder unborn children. Not only does she try to force innocent Christians to assist with the crime of murdering unborn children. She actually goes to court to punish a Christian for refusing to murder an unborn child!

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Old 06-26-2012, 10:43 PM
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So the "innocent" rapist who got "seduced" by this "slut" was unable to keep his pants on? Maybe he should invest in a belt...

I wonder who you people blame if a man gets raped by another man...
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:21 AM
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I wonder who you people blame if a man gets raped by another man...
I am quite curious about that same thing.
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I am quite curious about that same thing.
That's because you're a damned joo.
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:15 AM
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That's because you're a damned joo.
And you deleted my original post because you didn't like it, childish much? How about you answer me back like a man? I do not notice you deleting anyone else's posts if you don't like them, even those "unsaved". Or is it because there is nothing you can say to back it up?

And are you too afraid to answer my other question. Let me ask it again.

Why would it be mentioned in your bible if it doesn't exist?

Your God damns any man who lies with other men, which means it has happened at some point since God sees all. So who do you blame if a man rapes another man?
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And you deleted my original post because you didn't like it, childish much?...
Uh, prove it?

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... How about you answer me back like a man?...
Google yourself a picture of "internet tough guy". I'm tired and you're too boring for the effort.

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... I do not notice you deleting anyone else's posts if you don't like them, even those "unsaved"...
More unsupported allegations. *yawn*

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Back what up?

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...And are you too afraid to answer my other question. Let me ask it again.

Why would it be mentioned in your bible if it doesn't exist?
By that logic, unicorns are real.

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...Your God damns any man who lies with other men, which means it has happened at some point since God sees all. So who do you blame if a man rapes another man?
Both of them, duh. But things like that don't happen to True Christians™ (apparently).
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By that logic, unicorns are real.
Really now? I thought that everything in your precious book was the truth and God's word? By saying it that way are you negating your beliefs.


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Both of them, duh. But things like that don't happen to True Christians™ (apparently).
Thank you, all I asked for was an answer.
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Really now? I thought that everything in your precious book was the truth and God's word? By saying it that way are you negating your beliefs. ...
I'm atheist, genius. Check out the "awards" beside my name (hover your cursor over them).
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I'm atheist, genius. Check out the "awards" beside my name (hover your cursor over them).
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And you deleted my original post because you didn't like it, childish much? How about you answer me back like a man? I do not notice you deleting anyone else's posts if you don't like them, even those "unsaved". Or is it because there is nothing you can say to back it up?

And are you too afraid to answer my other question. Let me ask it again.

Why would it be mentioned in your bible if it doesn't exist?

Your God damns any man who lies with other men, which means it has happened at some point since God sees all. So who do you blame if a man rapes another man?
Art, no one 'deleted' your post, most certainly not a Pastor! Look at the sequencing numbers, all in order, none skipped. You are a bit paranoid and delusional, aren't you Art? Tell me Art, do you see imaginary people?

Art, what does not exist? You need to explain more. Not everyone here 'sees' what you see, so you'll have to explain it further if we are to help you.
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I blame President Obama and the mainstream media. They're the facilitators. If we had the balls as a nation to do what the Bible tells us to do and kill the homos, then we'd wipe out homosexual rape and the Catholic church hierarchy all in one fell swoop. It would be like Heaven right here on Earth.
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