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    Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

    I'm starting to think we should get rid of all this election nonsense and just have "American Idol" decide who becomes president. It will be cheaper, less divisive, and there will be no retarded Florida jews whining about hanging chads.

    And my candidate win will. By a landslide.

    Here's John McCain, crooning a Beach Boys classic:



    President for sure!

    And here's Mitt Romney, up-to-date with 1999's "Who let the dogs out".



    Yes, obvious vice-president right there. (Full video with translation here).

    And, way back in last place, with this mess of jive-talk and jungle wailing, is Barak Obama's entry:



    You're FIRED! Voted off the island! You are the weakest link! (What do they say on "American Idol"? I've never actually watched it).
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    Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

    I don't think LBC would like that idea...unless, of course, Huckabee is a good singer too...
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • #3
      Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      I don't think LBC would like that idea...unless, of course, Huckabee is a good singer too...
      The man is a Baptist minister. He would show up with his choir, an organist, and who knows what else. I'm really liking this idea for privatizing elections. Messes like Bush V Gore show that the public sector is too incompetant to handle elections.
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        Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        I don't think LBC would like that idea...unless, of course, Huckabee is a good singer too...
        Huckabee plays bass.
        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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        • #5
          Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

          I notice you did not add Hillary Clinton. Well, since her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, let's just have her represented by who she will surrender our great nation to:

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          • #6
            Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

            I wonder who the evilangelical people are now going to vote for that Huckabee has no chance of winning the nomination and McCain sounds more or less like a Democrate than a Godly Republican. Overall I am happy that McCain is a Republican nomination over Huckabee or Romney. Even with Romney's criticism of McCain on Immigration and Global Warming issues. Republicans voted for McCain in great numbers that either shows that evilangelicals don't care about their values or evilangelicals are insignificant in the Republican party. Anyway I got my money on Obama. Yes deal with it Christians America is going to let go of their Christian values and vote for a half canaanite to be their next president. Just like voterd for JFK who allowed Martin Luther King to force god's children integrate with black children. Obama will allow gay people to get married and allow undocumented immigrants to stay in America so that America can be better nation. Since christian now a these days take credit for the civil rights bills I know that christian in the future will take credit for allowing gay marriage, global warming, teach evolution and immigrant rights

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            • #7
              Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

              You sound like you hate the USA. Why don't you leave Boulder, CO, and move to frozen Russia if it's so bad here?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

                UPDATE! Turns out Obama's video, like all rap, was plagerized! I've only watched the first bit of this video, but I've seen enough to know that McCain has been directly copied by Obama! Judge for youself:

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                • #9
                  Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

                  We'll still need some sort of public voting, at least on the issue of whether those disgusting sodomites should be given the special privilege of being treated like normal people, so that unelected liberal activist judges won't legislate from the bench and invent new rights like "equal protection of the laws" or some such.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Replace elections with an "American Idol" episode?

                    Huckabee's band is rock 'n roll...Which you say is the devil's music...
                    ACTS 5:29
                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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