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  • GordiPordi
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    • Jul 2012
    • 27

    #1

    Yay, an introduction. I am an 'it'.

    Since someone won't stop badgering me into posting an intro, I finally will. The name's Gordon, I often go by "Gordi" I'm an atheist and I love video games. I'm a virgin with a loving boyfriend and girlfriend. (We are polyamorous.) And since the same person also wants to know "How many times has your husband filled your womb with his babies." None, I have no kids, no husband, and am a virgin. I do not plan on having kids either. And since I saw someone comment on my gender I am genderneutral. I do not identify myself as male or female, personally, you can use whatever pronouns you want except "it" I will not tolerate that. I am also a Democrat, and hope to enlighten at least one of you to see that gays are not wrong.
    Teaching how to love everyone.
  • Liam the ex-drunk
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 403

    #2
    Re: Yay, an introduction.

    Thanks for your attempt at an introduction.

    What does polyamorous mean? What does gender neutral mean, are you a man who has been neutered? If you're female, why is your name Gordon?

    Oh Lord you atheists are an extremely confusing and difficult lot. Know that I ask only to understand you more, that way, we can help you overcome your gender identity crisis. Was it because you were given both action men and dolls as a child? I'd like to know in order to prevent confusion to my own children, or were there boundary issues when you were a child?

    Also, what church did you attend? Surely you must have a favourite bible verse.
    Matthew 10:34
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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    • LBC loving Dutchmen
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2011
      • 216

      #3
      Re: Yay, an introduction.

      Well, if you want to "enlighten" us, bring Bible quotes. So far we haven't seen a lot of sense coming from you, see please start reading the KJV (you will discover that it has no references to approve homerism)
      II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Yay, an introduction.

        You seem very confused, son.

        I wonder if you have yet to reach the age where you can choose to be normal or queer.

        My advice would be to be normal and then you would not need to go the Hell with all the dogs and wizards.

        I'm reminded of a young fella I knew at university: he could not choose whether he was normal or not. I even counselled him about needed to get married and have kids but he was too gosh darn infatuated with his filthy life style that we drifted apart.

        The Facebook tells me he is in rehab again.

        You should think about what God wants rather than being a selfish petulant child. If you are not right with Jesus when God kills you you will be in Hell forever.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Yay, an introduction.

          Sounds to me like one of those God hating EMO's.

          You know son, one day you are going to wake up and snap out of it and realize all you 'feelings' are a bunch of hooey.

          I want to help you son. You are too young to be a pervert. Tell me, did some Homersexual priest 'put the moves on you'? Give us your testimony, give us a chance to get you on the path to True Slavation come the Glory.

          You cannot go though life like you are. You were born a male, you are a male. Do not be some sort of freakish nothing where people will wonder what 'it' is.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • GordiPordi
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            • Jul 2012
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Yay, an introduction.

            Polyamorous, similar to polygamy, only dating instead of marriage it means I'm dating more than one person at the same time with the other parties' consent. Genderneutral if the two words that make this up are split is gender (Meaning is obvious.) and neutral (Being a middle-ground.) And sorry to say, but I had a normal childhood and was raised with loving Christian parents. Personally I am very happy the way I am and seek no desire to change, I am open to questions however. I used to attend a local Baptist church. And also, my favourite bible quote would be, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."

            BIBLE, Leviticus 19:18
            Teaching how to love everyone.

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            • Liam the ex-drunk
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 403

              #7
              Re: Yay, an introduction.

              Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
              Polyamorous, similar to polygamy, only dating instead of marriage it means I'm dating more than one person at the same time with the other parties' consent. Genderneutral if the two words that make this up are split is gender (Meaning is obvious.) and neutral (Being a middle-ground.) And sorry to say, but I had a normal childhood and was raised with loving Christian parents. Personally I am very happy the way I am and seek no desire to change, I am open to questions however. I used to attend a local Baptist church. And also, my favourite bible quote would be, "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."

              BIBLE, Leviticus 19:18
              Thanks for that, were you born with both male and femal genitalia, if not, then how can you be gender neutral?
              Matthew 10:34
              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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              • GordiPordi
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                • Jul 2012
                • 27

                #8
                Re: Yay, an introduction.

                No priest, has ever touched me, I never said I hated God, just his followers can be a bit out of it, and his words misused. However, I fail to believe there is one. Also, I am not emo, I do not hate the world, nor myself, I am rather happy to be me. I can identify myself as whatever gender I please, and no one will convince me otherwise about who or what I am except me.
                Teaching how to love everyone.

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                • GordiPordi
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                  • Jul 2012
                  • 27

                  #9
                  Re: Yay, an introduction.

                  All I can say is, I'd rather be in hell for standing up for my beliefs and for loving someone than go to heaven for hating those I love.
                  Teaching how to love everyone.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Yay, an introduction.

                    Nobody needs to convince you of ANYTHING. If you have a cooter, you're a woman, if you have a tallywhacker you're a man. End of discussion.

                    Just because you call yourself "gender neutral" doesn't mean a damned thing other than in your mind your hatred of Jesus overwhelms the real-world reality of your cooterness.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • ExGay Alex
                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 1295

                      #11
                      Re: Yay, an introduction.

                      I have never seen such depravity from a pervert in an introduction thread. Your relationship is sick.

                      1 Corinthians 7:2 clearly states: To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

                      I fear I will get AIDS just reading this thread !!
                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                      • GordiPordi
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 27

                        #12
                        Re: Yay, an introduction.

                        I can identify as what I please. Transgender I suppose may be a more correct term. I see myself as a specific gender or lack thereof, and I feel comfortable with it. Therefore I am happy with myself.
                        Teaching how to love everyone.

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                        • GordiPordi
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 27

                          #13
                          Re: Yay, an introduction.

                          The proper terms are "penis" and "vagina" they are not disgusting things until society over sexualizes them. I was born with what I was born with, that does not stop me from identifying as neutral, I apologize to you sir as you failed to capture that message.
                          Teaching how to love everyone.

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                          • Pastor Ed Lowman
                            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                            Always kind and loving
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 1838

                            #14
                            Re: Yay, an introduction.

                            Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                            Since someone won't stop badgering me into posting an intro, I finally will. The name's Gordon, I often go by "Gordi" I'm an atheist and I love video games. I'm a virgin with a loving boyfriend and girlfriend. (We are polyamorous.) And since the same person also wants to know "How many times has your husband filled your womb with his babies." None, I have no kids, no husband, and am a virgin. I do not plan on having kids either. And since I saw someone comment on my gender I am genderneutral. I do not identify myself as male or female, personally, you can use whatever pronouns you want except "it" I will not tolerate that. I am also a Democrat, and hope to enlighten at least one of you to see that gays are not wrong.
                            Then kiss any chance of heaven goodbye. "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." (I Timothy 2:15)

                            You had better start loving the Lord and the kitchen and start popping out babies for a Godly husband before you get too old to do so, deviant!

                            Pastor Ed

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GordiPordi View Post
                              I can identify as what I please. Transgender I suppose may be a more correct term. I see myself as a specific gender or lack thereof, and I feel comfortable with it. Therefore I am happy with myself.
                              Look Cousin It, just saying something doesn't make it so. Only God has that power.
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