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  • #1

    What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

    Dear Brothers and (he reluctantly adds) Sisters,

    In the modern world, there are some perversions so foul that never in the history of the world had they gained any purchase. But the Bible, of course, contains all answers for all time. So my question is, to what Scriptural verses should I cite when preaching against the evil of...

    cunnilingus?

    Any help to let me put an end to this insidious epidemic by Scriptural citation would be MOST welcome. Unfortunately Rev. Rodimer had suggested to some his view that this was perfectly fine, and as usual I'm left to clean up the... mess.

    Ugh.

    And by "cunnilingus" I mean especially the debasement by which the male kneels (usually completely nude) and places his face down between the smooth thighs of the woman, and presses his nose/face/lips/tongue against her clitoris or swirling around the hood of her rodimer until she is aroused or panting or grinding her juicy sex all over his face, possibly grabbing the back of his head or running her fully extended fingers through his thick head of hair?

    Ugh.

    This is not... technically... gay, since it involves a man and a woman. And assume they are married and the man spills no seed. But...

    Ugh.

    Yours in Him,
    BAB
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  • #2
    Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus?

    No man should ever be tortured that way.

    God clearly doesn't allow it: Colossians 3:5 "Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry"
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

      I think Brother Percy covered this subject quite eloquently in this thread:

      Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)
      Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=75715
      At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).


      Sodomy is sodomy – even if it's with the tongue. Lezbeans engage in this and it's strictly homer behavior – even between a man and a woman.

      Jesus is not amused, case closed.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #4
        Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

        Unfortunately, among a certain element outside Freehold, the practice has become rather.... ingrained....



        God help us!

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        • #5
          Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

          Oh yuck! People actually do that? I don't even like to look at genitalia, let alone have it right up in my face like that.

          Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • #6
            Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post

            Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
            Sister, I think that's part of the attraction.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

              At least there is not uniform enthusiasm for the practice...

              As you can see from this fairly typical young couple...

              You can almost see him thinking.... "Not again?"
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              • #8
                Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                Oh yuck! People actually do that? I don't even like to look at genitalia, let alone have it right up in my face like that.

                Don't they realize that's where bathroom functions occur???
                I believe that degenerates call it a "borrowed beard".

                Nothing fills me with greater horror than the thought of any of my late wives, or my Puerto Rican housekeeper, Abelinda, thrusting their lady parts in my face, flushed, as I pant for oxygen.


                These practices are nothing short of sodomy.

                YBIC

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                • #9
                  Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                  As I understand it, this behavior is a lezbianic practice. No man has ever performed it to my knowledge. Even buck nigras in heat won't debase themselves in that way.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                    It seems this particular outbreak may be linked to a sushi place outside Freehold serving edamame -- salted or sugared green peas in the pod that are pushed out with lips, tongue, or teeth...



                    EDAMAME IS A GATEWAY TO SODOMY!

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                    • #11
                      Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                      Mom says she's never heard of cunnilingus, but that it sounds Mediterranean and we don't eat socialist food in this house. I will do a Google search on it.
                      Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                        Ew.
                        Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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                        • #13
                          Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                          Dear Junior Brother,

                          Originally posted by George W. Jenkins View Post
                          Ew.
                          In the future, do NOT use Google. Only use the Landover Baptist True Christian(tm) search engine, the index of your KJV1611 Bible.

                          Yours in Him,
                          BAB

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                          • #14
                            Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                            Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                            Dear Junior Brother,



                            In the future, do NOT use Google. Only use the Landover Baptist True Christian™ search engine, the index of your KJV1611 Bible.

                            Yours in Him,
                            BAB
                            Thank you, Uncle BaB. My father was very upset by the images of gyros that I found searching for Mediterranean food. It will not happen again.
                            Favorite son of Billy Bob Jenkins, being groomed to lead the Republican party from the WHITE House.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What Does The Bible Say About Cunnilingus? (Not Safe For Anyone)

                              Originally posted by George W. Jenkins View Post
                              Thank you, Uncle BaB. My father was very upset by the images of gyros that I found searching for Mediterranean food. It will not happen again.
                              You're a good and Godly boy. Here's hoping that by the time you're of age, we've found a cure for women.

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