Had a fight with 2 homos today!

[Ryan Gray]

In middle of my work today, I was interrupted my none other than: 2 homos!
As I heard the bell, I opened the door, only to witness 2 colorful guys smiling at me.

I guessed what might be going on, so I asked what they wanted. They told me about plans to raise awareness about homosexuality, and they even got some gay propaganda papers. To that I replied: "You've come to the Christian household, and I have no business with the likes of you". Their faces turned red, and they got completely insane. Both were laughing maniacally, and one on the left pushed me once saying: "You think you are better then us". That made me mad.

How can a decent man working for his salvation, be worse than an homo that wants to watch the world burn?

With all my might, I punched one on the left in the face, and that knocked him of few feet away. He needed a moment to pull himself together, and he started screaming and crying afterwards. The punch broke his nose, and dislocated his jaw. The right one got to him, picked him up , and ran away carrying him like that.

I want to warn LBC community that gays can be aggressive sometimes, so boxing skills might be an nice addition to gun collection you have.

Lesson I learned from this is that you should NEVER waste your time with homos.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh you poor dear! I imagine out there in California, teh gays are everywhere. It's a miracle you haven't been accosted before!

You could try fasting and praying, of course (Mark 9:28-29), but with the AIDS, I personally wouldn't take the chance. The good pastors of Landover Baptist Church have been personally authorized by the LORD to drive out demons successfully (Luke 10:19; Mark 16:18). When you consider the costs of demon infestation and eternal damnation, the fees required for this charitable service is more than reasonable. I'm sure you can work out some kind of financial plan. You do have collateral, don't you? A daughter maybe, or young man-child willing to do odd jobs around a busy pastor's home estate?

Also, you might want to use one of those home tests for the AIDS. I pray the LORD kept you safe, but you never know until it's too late.

I'll be keeping you in my prayers.

[Ryan Gray]

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Oh you poor dear! I imagine out there in California, teh gays are everywhere. It's a miracle you haven't been accosted before!

You could try fasting and praying, of course (Mark 9:28-29), but with the AIDS, I personally wouldn't take the chance. The good pastors of Landover Baptist Church have been personally authorized by the LORD to drive out demons successfully (Luke 10:19; Mark 16:18). When you consider the costs of demon infestation and eternal damnation, the fees required for this charitable service is more than reasonable. I'm sure you can work out some kind of financial plan. You do have collateral, don't you? A daughter maybe, or young man-child willing to do odd jobs around a busy pastor's home estate?

Also, you might want to use one of those home tests for the AIDS. I pray the LORD kept you safe, but you never know until it's too late.

I'll be keeping you in my prayers.

Don't worry sister Mary. After it was over, I washed my hands for 30 minutes, and prayed to the Lord afterwards. I don't think that any pastor intervention, outside advice, would be needed. If they keep coming, then an exorcism might be needed, indeed.

If homo comes at me again, I will use kicks instead, so their diseases wont infect me as well.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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You need to be careful. You are now on the gaywise radar. They hate Christians because we love them anough to tell them they are filthy pervers who rape little boys.

No doubt they will be watching you and reading your post.

DO NOT engage in conversation with anyone for the next few weeks until you can ascertain whether they are Christians.

There is an entire homogay apparatus designed to victimise good people like you. Stay indoors untill you feel safe and above all avoid any situation where you feel anxious (crowded places, shopping malls, side walks, hospitals). This is God telling you queers are targetting you.

Stay safe, Brother.

YIC

[Nobar King]

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I hope you didn't get the AIDS when that fag pushed you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't think that any pastor intervention, outside advice, would be needed.

I'm sure you know best, of course, but I know Mr. Etheldreda would never take that chance. Of course he might miss the services of a daughter or two, should the devil make it such that he couldn't pay the fee on time, but knowing the danger they would be under living in a demonically infested home would make that decision a no-brainer. But suit yourself.

May God bless you in this time of trial.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Had a fight with 2 homos today!

You need to be careful. You are now on the gaywise radar. They hate Christians because we love them anough to tell them they are filthy pervers who rape little boys.

No doubt they will be watching you and reading your post.

DO NOT engage in conversation with anyone for the next few weeks until you can ascertain whether they are Christians.

There is an entire homogay apparatus designed to victimise good people like you. Stay indoors untill you feel safe and above all avoid any situation where you feel anxious (crowded places, shopping malls, side walks, hospitals). This is God telling you queers are targetting you.

Stay safe, Brother.

YIC

Well, I will probably going to be targeted by homos these days, but I am not afraid. After all, In the eyes of the Lord, I have done a good deed, and it doesn't matter what homos think.

I will carry an gun and pocket knife with me at all times.

[Ryan Gray]

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I hope you didn't get the AIDS when that fag pushed you.

Actually, both of them had some kind of gloves on. I don't think their disease got on me.

[Ryan Gray]

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I'm sure you know best, of course, but I know Mr. Etheldreda would never take that chance. Of course he might miss the services of a daughter or two, should the devil make it such that he couldn't pay the fee on time, but knowing the danger they would be under living in a demonically infested home would make that decision a no-brainer. But suit yourself.

May God bless you in this time of trial.

Those homos didn't enter the house, so after a prayer I did, I am sure that this ordeal is over. And thanks for blessings sister!

[BelieverInGod]

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In middle of my work today, I was interrupted my none other than: 2 homos!
As I heard the bell, I opened the door, only to witness 2 colorful guys smiling at me.

I guessed what might be going on, so I asked what they wanted. They told me about plans to raise awareness about homosexuality, and they even got some gay propaganda papers. To that I replied: "You've come to the Christian household, and I have no business with the likes of you". Their faces turned red, and they got completely insane. Both were laughing maniacally, and one on the left pushed me once saying: "You think you are better then us". That made me mad.

How can a decent man working for his salvation, be worse than an homo that wants to watch the world burn?

With all my might, I punched one on the left in the face, and that knocked him of few feet away. He needed a moment to pull himself together, and he started screaming and crying afterwards. The punch broke his nose, and dislocated his jaw. The right one got to him, picked him up , and ran away carrying him like that.

I want to warn LBC community that gays can be aggressive sometimes, so boxing skills might be an nice addition to gun collection you have.

Lesson I learned from this is that you should NEVER waste your time with homos.

Hate to say it, but that's what you get for living on the left coast.

What are your legal rights for defending against tresspassers in that state?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Had a fight with 2 homos today!

In middle of my work today, I was interrupted my none other than: 2 homos!
As I heard the bell, I opened the door, only to witness 2 colorful guys smiling at me.

I guessed what might be going on, so I asked what they wanted. They told me about plans to raise awareness about homosexuality, and they even got some gay propaganda papers. To that I replied: "You've come to the Christian household, and I have no business with the likes of you". Their faces turned red, and they got completely insane. Both were laughing maniacally, and one on the left pushed me once saying: "You think you are better then us". That made me mad.

How can a decent man working for his salvation, be worse than an homo that wants to watch the world burn?

With all my might, I punched one on the left in the face, and that knocked him of few feet away. He needed a moment to pull himself together, and he started screaming and crying afterwards. The punch broke his nose, and dislocated his jaw. The right one got to him, picked him up , and ran away carrying him like that.

I want to warn LBC community that gays can be aggressive sometimes, so boxing skills might be an nice addition to gun collection you have.

Lesson I learned from this is that you should NEVER waste your time with homos.

A great diversion tactic to keep homers off your back is to carry a couple soiled diapers around with you in a ziploc baggie. If a knot of queers starts to gather around you, toss one of the diapers in their midst...they will become so engaged fighting one and other for the contents that you will be able to slip away from them, unmolested!

[Ryan Gray]

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Hate to say it, but that's what you get for living on the left coast.

What are your legal rights for defending against tresspassers in that state?

Yeah I know, its normal for people that live here

The only thing I can legally do in such situation is: tell the fag to go away, but it looks like it could end me up in prison as well, because its an "verbal insult".
The fact that fag pushed me will be considered as coincidence.

That's how Obama made it be. WE NEED AN REPUBLICAN!

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Had a fight with 2 homos today!

A great diversion tactic to keep homers off your back is to carry a couple soiled diapers around with you in a ziploc baggie. If a knot of queers starts to gather around you, toss one of the diapers in their midst...they will become so engaged fighting one and other for the contents that you will be able to slip away from them, unmolested!

That could work smoothly, but I also found an method, which worked perfectly one time I used it.

When homos start gathering around you, ball your fists and shout: "Oh Jesus". 3 of 7 people surrounding me that time started running, and didn't even turn back to see my face.

Instead of soiled diapers, I have pocket Bible, to scare away tougher homos, since they can be quite stubborn.

[Witch Hammer]

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When homos start gathering around you, ball your fists and shout: "Oh Jesus".

But then they might think you are having an orgasm, which would only encourage them to advance on you. But thats okay, you have mad boxing skills, being able to break a homer's nose AND dislocate his jaw with a single punch...just remember to stay firm in Christ no matter what happens.

[Ryan Gray]

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But then they might think you are having an orgasm, which would only encourage them to advance on you. But thats okay, you have mad boxing skills, being able to break a homer's nose AND dislocate his jaw with a single punch...just remember to stay firm in Christ no matter what happens.

I shout it harshly brother, so it scares them instantly. My faith shall stay firm indeed. Amen!