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Elsewhere on this forum, a little known European country was mentioned. After doing some research, I discovered that "wales' disobeys direct Biblical commands in Leviticus, namely
"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)
"They (shellfish) shall be an abomination to you; you shall not eat their flesh, but you shall regard their carcasses as an abomination." (Leviticus 11:11)
"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:12)
The Wales eat 'cockles' - a homosexual shellfish, for breakfast and can eat incredible amounts of shrimp , known as 'krill', which is probably why they all smell like fish and are fat. They also speak a version of English that even the Scottish can't understand.
They are however famous for their beautiful Chhoral Hymn singing with many different 'Wale Song' albums having been made over the years since the invention of the wireless gramophone.
Nearly all Wales people have red hair, are white, pasty and freckled - some of them are even coloured all blue, while others are named for their liking for 'man'seed', and are known as 'sperm wales'
The wales are routinely hunted for sport and food by the Godless yellow Japanese, and some do-gooder groups are attempting to save the wales from being hunted to extinction, hopefully before they produce another Pony riding leek eating coal mining rugby playing krill gorging abomination like Tom Jones, who is rumoured to have a p*nis approximately 5 metres long, with stones that weigh about 10kgs. Its probably due to Beri-Beri, a tropical disease picked up on one of his annual migrations.
I believe God must hate Wales because he made them all breathe through a hole in the top of their heads, and made them live in Europes cesspool of the United Kingdom, where even their closest neighbours the Englishers can't understand a word they are saying.
"But all in the seas or in the rivers that do not have fins and scales, all that move in the water or any living thing which is in the water, they are an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:10)
"They (shellfish) shall be an abomination to you; you shall not eat their flesh, but you shall regard their carcasses as an abomination." (Leviticus 11:11)
"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." (Leviticus 11:12)
The Wales eat 'cockles' - a homosexual shellfish, for breakfast and can eat incredible amounts of shrimp , known as 'krill', which is probably why they all smell like fish and are fat. They also speak a version of English that even the Scottish can't understand.
They are however famous for their beautiful Chhoral Hymn singing with many different 'Wale Song' albums having been made over the years since the invention of the wireless gramophone.
Nearly all Wales people have red hair, are white, pasty and freckled - some of them are even coloured all blue, while others are named for their liking for 'man'seed', and are known as 'sperm wales'
The wales are routinely hunted for sport and food by the Godless yellow Japanese, and some do-gooder groups are attempting to save the wales from being hunted to extinction, hopefully before they produce another Pony riding leek eating coal mining rugby playing krill gorging abomination like Tom Jones, who is rumoured to have a p*nis approximately 5 metres long, with stones that weigh about 10kgs. Its probably due to Beri-Beri, a tropical disease picked up on one of his annual migrations.
I believe God must hate Wales because he made them all breathe through a hole in the top of their heads, and made them live in Europes cesspool of the United Kingdom, where even their closest neighbours the Englishers can't understand a word they are saying.
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