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  • Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

    Oh Praise Jesus! He has offered insight into the heretofore hidden secrets of the brain and demonic possession! Ex-gay therapist Pastor and Neurotherapy expert Jerry Mungadze explains the results of ex-gay therapy:

    The good news is, at least with the people that I’ve seen, not a lot of people, when the healing takes place those areas of the brain that were showing the homosexuality show heterosexuality. I have had several people who when I looked at them I couldn’t tell the difference between a heterosexual who never was homosexual and them, which means the brain is able to go back and fire the way it is supposed to be, which is an argument against the whole idea of someone was born that way.
    Secularists can find no flaw in his methodology as he explains:

    Everything that I talk about is based on numbers, is based on studies, which is what you do is when you’re a scientist






    Praise Jesus! The Gays don't have to suffer demonic attack, and normal people don't have to suffer The Gays any more!!!


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.


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    Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

    If we can just get those pages into coloring books, or maybe some Chick Tracts, we could know which kids are already gay, and probably get a good idea of which ones will later choose homersexuality!

    Just think about how many kids would never have to look at gay porn, or sell themselves on the street for pocket change! If they never have a chance to act on these gay-mons, and fulfill their pact with Satan, their lives would be amazing, and guilt free (at least so far as sodomy is concerned).

    Why is this guy not on Fox?

    Yours in Him
    DAM
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • #3
      Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

      Crayons are nothing more than a colorful sex toy. I never stuck one up my bum, but I know that there are little boys who choose to be gay and stick them in their rectum. Little girls do it, too, but they're just sluts.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

        Thank Christ at least ONE school district knows which side of the bread has the butter on it.


        Gay-To-Straight Program To Be Used In All Arizona Public School Curriculums Beginning November 1st

        Phoenix, AZ — Beginning November 1st of this year, the state of Arizona is implementing a mandatory school program designed for all children grades K-12 to help homosexual males and women become straight. The controversial conversion therapy will be used in all of Arizona’s 2,325 public school curriculums and is already gathering a large amount of criticism as well as those who approve of the new program.

        Paul Horner who is the brain child behind People Can Change spoke with Fox News about their plan to help all the gay children of Arizona. “Since 2000 ‘People Can Change’ has been helping thousands of children resolve their unwanted same-sex attractions. We bring the gay demons out of these individuals so they can become who god intended them to be. Our success and track record speaks for itself,” Horner said. “Facing the reality that you have unwanted homosexual feelings can cause tremendous turmoil – especially as a child whose feelings conflict with deeply held values, beliefs and life goals. But there is a way out. A path that leads them to resolve rather than fight their homosexual feelings. A path to authentic brotherhood and to our innate heterosexual masculinity.”

        Arizona Governor Jan Brewer who signed off on the the ‘People Can Change’ program told CNN she is excited about the program. “I think this will be an amazing opportunity for gay children to finally learn who they truly are for once in their lives,” Brewer said. “Can you imagine how much more productive these ‘now-straight’ children will be not always being bullied or wondering why god made them defective? What we have done here today is monumental. I can only hope and pray that other states follow suit.”

        Sheriff Joe Arpaio who runs some of the toughest jails and prisons in the country applauds Brewer’s decision. “Less gays in our jails makes for a smoother running prison system. There will be no more prancing around along along with all the other gay activities that homosexuals like to do,” Arpaio said. “More importantly, we as parents can now sleep a little better at night just knowing there will be less gays out there wandering the streets trying to molest our children. I’m excited about this and I know all Arizonians are too.”

        Though not everyone from Arizona feels the same way as Brewer and Arpaio. 32-year-old Katherine Morris from Phoenix whose son Daniel is a 12-year-old homosexual said she does not agree with the program. “My son Daniel is one of the nicest boys in the world. He is the most wonderful and loving child you could ever meet in your life. There’s not a problem with him, there is a problem with this conversion therapy,” Morris said. “I urge all Arizonians to fight back before this curriculum takes effect in November. Call your congressman. Call your senator. We still have time to fix this wrong. Tell them we do not want ‘People Can Change’ in our schools! It’s not only a waste of tax payer money but it is fixing something that is not broken.”

        The organization ‘People Can Change’ is located in Ruckersville, Virginia and has hundreds of gay-to-straight camps and therapy conversion facilities all around the country. They have been in operation since May of 2000, just 16 months before the terrorist attacks of 9/11 which killed thousands of innocent American lives. ‘People Can Change’ can be contacted at 434-985-8551 or by email at lynn@peoplecanchange.com.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Crayons are nothing more than a colorful sex toy. I never stuck one up my bum, but I know that there are little boys who choose to be gay and stick them in their rectum. Little girls do it, too, but they're just sluts.

          Have you seen them?
          2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
          But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?

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            Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

            Originally posted by Richard Branson View Post
            Have you seen them?
            I hope you are not insinuating anything with this comment

            Timothy 5:19

            Against an Elder receiue not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.

            Where is your evidence?
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • #7
              Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

              Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
              I hope you are not insinuating anything with this comment
              Thanks for the hope. No just a genuine question.

              Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
              Where is your evidence?
              How can I give evidence if I do not know the answer yet?

              I was just intrigued how he knew little boys liked to stick them up their rectum. I live for scripture.

              Maybe you should ask him this question
              2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
              But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?

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              • #8
                Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

                I hope that you're not implying that I'm some kind of peeping-tom pervert. Do you think these kids do this sinful activity around strangers?

                All you have to do is read the internet to see that children stick things up their butts.

                If you don't want your kid to be a practicing homosexural, don't give him crayons.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

                  Thanks or clarifying, Its just that I don't go around the internet searching for that.
                  2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
                  But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

                    Proof positive!

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Undeniable Proof Ex-Gay Therapy Works: Crayons

                      Unsaved Trash such as myself have often heard quoted that phrenology was disproven many decades ago but I have come to realize through faithful reading of The Word that those are just scientists. And what do scientists know but MAN's KNOWLEDGE.

                      Proverbs 14:12

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