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  • PulseThePutz
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    • Mar 2008
    • 5

    #1

    Honestly, Explain to me.

    Why are you guys such lunatics!?

    "The wii is an evil contraption that will make kids retards"
    "The hula hoop is a sex toy"

    Holy, if your trying to make your kids stay away from all that nonsense, then you should keep your kids away from yourself.

    Dont get me wrong, My religional views are,Deitestim. Doesn't it state that wether if your a different religion than other, your going to hell.

    Since people cant belong to more than one religion, were all going to hell to have a weiner roast.
    I'm damn gay and proud, take that.
    I love men. Beat that.
    I'll use the damn hula-hoop in what ever way I damn want to.

    Your just trying to scare everyone by telling them they are going to "Hell".
    Ooolala, scary.

    Now. Tata,
  • Talitha
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    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

    It's customary and polite to introduce yourself properly.

    You are a guest here.

    There is an introduction Thread, please use it but don't mention your Faggit ways. I'm about to have dinner and i'd hate for you to make me puke.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

      Originally posted by PulseTheGreat View Post
      My religional views are[U],Deitestim.[U]
      Does that mean you detest Jesus?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • PulseThePutz
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        • Mar 2008
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Does that mean you detest Jesus?
        No, it doesn't mean I detest jesus, do you not pay attention to the posts.

        Now, be a good citizen and read over the thing you so quickly missed.


        Your so damn quick to make assumptions huh?

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        • drawnzer54
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          • Mar 2008
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          #5
          Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          It's customary and polite to introduce yourself properly.

          You are a guest here.

          There is an introduction Thread, please use it but don't mention your Faggit ways. I'm about to have dinner and i'd hate for you to make me puke.
          Wow your one intolerant prick aren't you. There is nothing wrong with homosexuals seeing as most of them are BORN like that, not chosen to be like that or even being exposed to such things can change them so drastically.

          You people need to open your god flushed eyes and see the fucking world around you. It's honestly people like you who will die first, god didn't want us to worship him like this, or abide by a MAN WRITTEN book (The bible).




          And on the issue of the "Mario turning kids homosexual" thing, that is just ridiculous, a VIDEO GAME can not possibley turn a fragile child into a homosexual. And you know what? im HOMOSEXUAL aswell, well Bi-sexual at the least.

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          • Talitha
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            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

            Originally posted by PulseThePutz View Post
            No, it doesn't mean I detest jesus, do you not pay attention to the posts.

            Now, be a good citizen and read over the thing you so quickly missed.


            Your so damn quick to make assumptions huh?
            So you DID come here to be saved

            PRAISE JESUS

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Talitha
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              True Christian™
              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

              Originally posted by drawnzer54 View Post
              Wow your one intolerant prick aren't you. There is nothing wrong with homosexuals seeing as most of them are BORN like that, not chosen to be like that or even being exposed to such things can change them so drastically.

              You people need to open your god flushed eyes and see the piffleing world around you. It's honestly people like you who will die first, god didn't want us to worship him like this, or abide by a MAN WRITTEN book (The bible).




              And on the issue of the "Mario turning kids homosexual" thing, that is just ridiculous, a VIDEO GAME can not possibley turn a fragile child into a homosexual. And you know what? im HOMOSEXUAL aswell, well Bi-sexual at the least.
              SCHOOLS OUT!!

              Now be careful children, we do have some Cattlicks in here and they do tend to like their kiddies young.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • PulseThePutz
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                • Mar 2008
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                Your so damn brainwashed, putz.

                "Don't be upset. Your brother was probably a homersexual and did the right thing. Even now, our Lord Jesus is casting his sodimite butt into hellfire, for which you should bend your knee and thank Him."

                Your the one that should be "cleansed" of your damn retarted and get a damn pike run up your ass.

                I'm not being nice to those so called "saviors", buncha fags if you ask me.
                C'mon, Lets test it if you even read the damn bible, or perhaps. Just expose this whole damn forum as a parody and a false hope for other people with ACTUAL PROBLEMS? No? Well, be a good kid and fetch me a can of whoop-ass so I can unleash it on you.

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                • drawnzer54
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  So you DID come here to be saved

                  PRAISE JESUS
                  Saved from what, "Eternal Damnatin" ?

                  Think about this. We are all sinners, no matter what happens so you can't say your going straight to hell or heaven, seeing as ALOT of the stuff we do is considered a sin.

                  Go die you over religious, self rightious bitch

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                  • PulseThePutz
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                    • Mar 2008
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                    Originally posted by drawnzer54 View Post
                    Saved from what, "Eternal Damnatin" ?

                    Think about this. We are all sinners, no matter what happens so you can't say your going straight to hell or heaven, seeing as ALOT of the stuff we do is considered a sin.

                    Go die you over religious, self rightious bitch
                    That's right drawnza
                    Lol, get deimos up in here.

                    Your being a close-minded arrogent twat ( what ever the mods name is).

                    "Being a limp-wristed potty mouth queer on god's favorite forum"

                    Isn't that one of the the sins? Gluttony or whatever. YOUR GOING TO HELL! PWNED BY A LVL 10000 HELL-GAURD WITH A +9 MACE OF ETERNAL TORTURE.

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                    • Talitha
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                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                      Originally posted by drawnzer54 View Post
                      Saved from what, "Eternal Damnatin" ?

                      Think about this. We are all sinners, no matter what happens so you can't say your going straight to hell or heaven, seeing as ALOT of the stuff we do is considered a sin.

                      Go die you over religious, self rightious bitch
                      You must feel so much better about yourself now?

                      Let it out. I know you want to.
                      It's those Demons infesting your Colon. We can help.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Talitha
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                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                        Awwwww just looky here.
                        Pastor has put you both in Quarantine

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • nsvmmm
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                          • Mar 2008
                          • 2

                          #13
                          Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                          There is no god. You are a bunch of gullible idiots.

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                          • Brother Temperance
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                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                            Originally posted by drawnzer54 View Post
                            And on the issue of the "Mario turning kids homosexual" thing, that is just ridiculous, a VIDEO GAME can not possibley turn a fragile child into a homosexual. And you know what? im HOMOSEXUAL aswell, well Bi-sexual at the least.
                            So, you're a homosexual and you defend Mario? Way to defeat your own argument.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • JennyD
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: Honestly, Explain to me.

                              Originally posted by nsvmmm View Post
                              There is no god. You are a bunch of gullible idiots.
                              Wow, after that powerful testimony, I'm convinced. I'm becoming an atheist.



                              Seriously, is that the best you can do? What are you, 12?
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