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Dear Brothers (and sisters): Following instructions by brother Nobar King, I present my personal opinion as to what type of rocks may be appropriate for stoning what type of sinners, following the sick-ular scientists' approach at classification. This first part deals with igneous rocks:
I thought the QAP diagram can be used adequately for deciding which rock belongs to each sinner, so Quartz-rich rocks, such as granites, can be appropriate for stoning Queers; since these rocks often display pinkish minerals, it should give these evil sodomites a last thing to enjoy
In a similar fashion, plagioclase-rich, often dark in color, should be suitable for stoning wiccans, witches and necromancers, including some "scientists", a group summarized here as "Pagans", and alkali feldspar-rich rocks would be suitable for Adulterers. Sadly, these rocks are not to be found abundantly everywhere, because their occurence depends on magma sources and tectonic settin... I mean, they depend on where God decided to create them, so for this guide to be useful all over the blessed land of America, I include other types of rocks as well, as follows:
Sedimentary rocks:
Sandstone, shale and limestone could work as substitutes of the forementioned types, as sandstone is quartz rich, shale includes a fair amount of alkali in its structure, and limestone includes calcium, just as a plagioclase (of course, this is all based on the sick-ular chemistry, and will have to be better classified using the Biblical Periodic Table of Elements). I would also find it pretty ironic and useful to use fossils such as ammonites and dinosaur teeth to stone dirty evilutionists, but I need to read Leviticus better to find justification -although I am sure you brothers can help me with that-. Those of our brothers (and sisters) with weaker arms might want to consider using lighter rocks, such as pumice or coal, so they can throw them more accurately (it also implies a slower, more painful death to the sinner, but, oh, well!), and the use of sharp, pointy rocks such as silex and volcanic glass would be more appropiate for emos, who already like to hurt themselves. I hope you appreciate my showing of Christian™ compassion, giving the queers, wiccans and emos a last satisfaction with either the color or the sharpness of the rock to use. All for now, and of course, as everything in Creation Science, open for debate, as long as the objections are biblically related, yours in the sweet, sticky blood of Jesus,
I thought the QAP diagram can be used adequately for deciding which rock belongs to each sinner, so Quartz-rich rocks, such as granites, can be appropriate for stoning Queers; since these rocks often display pinkish minerals, it should give these evil sodomites a last thing to enjoy
In a similar fashion, plagioclase-rich, often dark in color, should be suitable for stoning wiccans, witches and necromancers, including some "scientists", a group summarized here as "Pagans", and alkali feldspar-rich rocks would be suitable for Adulterers. Sadly, these rocks are not to be found abundantly everywhere, because their occurence depends on magma sources and tectonic settin... I mean, they depend on where God decided to create them, so for this guide to be useful all over the blessed land of America, I include other types of rocks as well, as follows:Sedimentary rocks:
Sandstone, shale and limestone could work as substitutes of the forementioned types, as sandstone is quartz rich, shale includes a fair amount of alkali in its structure, and limestone includes calcium, just as a plagioclase (of course, this is all based on the sick-ular chemistry, and will have to be better classified using the Biblical Periodic Table of Elements). I would also find it pretty ironic and useful to use fossils such as ammonites and dinosaur teeth to stone dirty evilutionists, but I need to read Leviticus better to find justification -although I am sure you brothers can help me with that-. Those of our brothers (and sisters) with weaker arms might want to consider using lighter rocks, such as pumice or coal, so they can throw them more accurately (it also implies a slower, more painful death to the sinner, but, oh, well!), and the use of sharp, pointy rocks such as silex and volcanic glass would be more appropiate for emos, who already like to hurt themselves. I hope you appreciate my showing of Christian™ compassion, giving the queers, wiccans and emos a last satisfaction with either the color or the sharpness of the rock to use. All for now, and of course, as everything in Creation Science, open for debate, as long as the objections are biblically related, yours in the sweet, sticky blood of Jesus,
... I of course will continue to work on this dissertation, to make it presentable in the great Landover University, to see if I can be a good Creation Geologist 
: deserts are not the same thing as desserts, OK?)
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