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  • Christmoose
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2008
    • 2
    #1

    Disobedient Children must be stoned to death

    Everyone is always focusing on them homer'sexuals and they're missing the most important verse of all.

    When my kids are acting up i just show them that verse and tell them:

    "if you 3 dont stop yer hollering im gonna bury you up to your necks and bludgen you with rocks"

    I know in my heart i couldnt actually do it, but it works!

    Praise the imagery
    Tags: godly stonings, parenting, tough love
    • Osambo 08
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 671
      #2
      Re: Disobedient Children must be stoned to death

      God doesn't condone lies.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708
          #3
          Re: Disobedient Children must be stoned to death

          That's funny Christmoose!

          I used to tell my little Tater that I would bury him up to his neck, pour honey on his head and set fire ants on him if he didn't stop touching his doodlebug.

          He stopped that bad habit in a big hurry!

          Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 10-04-2008, 04:05 PM.
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Disobedient Children must be stoned to death

              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              God doesn't condone lies.
              Then what's your excuse? You negroes are natural born liars, not the least of which is that Osambo boy.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mr. Jingles
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                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 574
                  #5
                  Re: Disobedient Children must be stoned to death

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Then what's your excuse? You negroes are natural born liars, not the least of which is that Osambo boy.
                  Last month, my uppity nephew Christopher actually said to his parents 'If I was old enough to vote, i'd vote for Obama for President.' Nobody has seen or heard from Christopher since; my brother & sister-in-law definitely know how to please our Lord.

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