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  • tommy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 392
    #1

    my favourite

    My favourite Bible verse:

    Matthew 18:3
    And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    That's what faith is all about.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027
      #2
      Re: my favourite

      Originally posted by tommy View Post
      My favourite Bible verse:

      Matthew 18:3
      And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

      That's what faith is all about.
      Bless You, Tommy, you learn so very quickly!!!

      I think the catlick "Men" are kinda like "little Children" too, doing all that dress-up in Mommy's clothing!

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373
          #3
          Re: my favourite

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Bless You, Tommy, you learn so very quickly!!!

          I think the catlick "Men" are kinda like "little Children" too, doing all that dress-up in Mommy's clothing!
          I've always understood it in this way: in my experience they *like* little children (much like Michael Jackson), but aren't necessarily *as* little children.... They merely dress up as women to try to trick little children into thinking that they are their mommies, and then proceed to do you-know-what (involving heinies and tallywhackers )....
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: my favourite

              Originally posted by tommy View Post
              My favourite Bible verse:

              Matthew 18:3
              And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

              That's what faith is all about.
              Friend, this verse does not mean that God wants us to get down on our knees and play marbles in order to attain eternal Salvation©. No, what Jesus means here is that we are to blindly and willingly follow His every command and desire without question, just as an altarboy does whatever "father" Mo tells him to do.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • tommy
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 392
                  #5
                  Re: my favourite

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Friend, this verse does not mean that God wants us to get down on our knees and play marbles in order to attain eternal Salvation©. No, what Jesus means here is that we are to blindly and willingly follow His every command and desire without question, just as an altarboy does whatever "father" Mo tells him to do.
                  I know, pastor. I even wrote it: That's what faith is all about.
                  The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                  Exodus 15:3

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: my favourite

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      My favourite Bible verse:

                      Matthew 18:3
                      And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                      That's what faith is all about.
                      Awwww Tommy, that was soooo darling!

                      <pats Tommy on the head>

                      Good Boy!
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