numbers 11:12, it unnateral

[Petal]

Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?

i sorrys but that make no good sense to me, that verse plain silly an an i wanna rebukes it for makin lord God an Mr.Moses look real stoopid please forgives me . were it heebroo custom for the daddy to nurse the liddle babys? i not no, all i no is that i not want no man boobies in the bible!

<--- not want

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Dear Petal

It is indeed a terrible pericope you have found, where Moses presumes to rebuke God.

Numbers 11:10 Then Moses heard the people weep throughout their families, every man in the door of his tent: and the anger of the LORD was kindled greatly; Moses also was displeased.
Numbers 11:11 And Moses said unto the LORD, Wherefore hast thou afflicted thy servant? and wherefore have I not found favour in thy sight, that thou layest the burden of all this people upon me?
Numbers 11:12 Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?

How do you like that? Moses is displeased with God!! He (Moses) doesn't want the burden of a million hook-nosed Shylocks? They are Gods chosen people - and God can keep them for all Moses care.

Now you know why Moses was never allowed into the promised land.

About the milky teats, there's nothing special here. This happens to lots of True Christian™ pastors - particularly those in their dotage:

Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So the bible approves of moobs, huh? That explains Pastor Al's 'godly BMI 37' theory.

However, what does it mean when it talks about HIS breasts being full of milk? Even in the rare (and rather disturbing) incidents of male lactation, the milk produced is far less than that of a lactating woman, so their breats would hardly be 'full' of milk.

And I really must stop talking about this now...I'm getting some unfortunate mental images.

[Petal]

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It is indeed a terrible pericope you have found, where Moses presumes to rebuke God.

thank you Mr.Danish, it were my intenshun all along to expose that there biblickal periscope, it true.

About the milky teats, there's nothing special here. This happens to lots of True Christian™ pastors - particularly those in their dotage

So the bible approves of moobs, huh? That explains Pastor Al's 'godly BMI 37' theory.

Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires

[eliot mayfield]

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God says it is so, then it is so!
However, just as we frown upon breastfeeding by females, this is so much worse!!!

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

[Brother Temperance]

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God says it is so, then it is so!
However, just as we frown upon breastfeeding by females, this is so much worse!!!





http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/...s/milkmen.html

That is THE single queerest thing I have ever had the misfortune to encounter! It's like the Pope, TwinkBoy, and John Kerry all rolled into one!

[SUV]

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Why - how Horrible, Mrs. Petal! The the poor Babby will get his wee mouth all full of icky chestal hairs and choke to Death and where will it's "Mother" be then, if she wasn't even "there" for her Child to begin with?

I am In Tears.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires

So let me get this straight. Your heaven, Petal, is going to be full of big hairy men with moobs, meanwhile all the moobless men will be sent to hell. Well, if I believed in heaven or hell, I sure as hell know where I'd rather go!

[WickedWitch]

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This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. Long story short: babies don't enjoy suckling on their father's teat.


Wow.... this is even more disgusting than the penis plant thread!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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thank you Mr.Danish, it were my intenshun all along to expose that there biblickal periscope, it true.


Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires

Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Jesus clearly hates those ornamentals, who feed then cook and eat anything they can find. Its unnatural!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Its unnatural!

Brother Ezekiel,
I'm afraid I had to wash my eyes in a bath of holy water and lye soap after seeing that. I pray that that unholy image will be scoured from my brain.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Jesus clearly hates those ornamentals, who feed then cook and eat anything they can find. Its unnatural!

Pastor Exekiel, I'm sorry, but I have to assign you 10,000 demerits for posting that link, which is satanic in the extreme. I call upon the President of the United States to forget Iran and immediately nuke Japan off of the map.

[eliot mayfield]

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Well, next time some dumb heretic asks why men have nipples, direct them to this thread!

[Jesus is Lord]

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Brother Ezekiel,
I'm afraid I had to wash my eyes in a bath of holy water and lye soap after seeing that. I pray that that unholy image will be scoured from my brain.

Holy water is a false invention of the catolick "church" and thus of the devil! Nowhere is holy water mentioned in the KjV1611 Bible.

[Talitha]

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Pastor Exekiel, I'm sorry, but I have to assign you 10,000 demerits for posting that link, which is satanic in the extreme. I call upon the President of the United States to forget Iran and immediately nuke Japan off of the map.

Pastor Al, I think you'd better include England on the list (if not already done).
It looks like that Heathen country is awash with these "moobs"
This Link:
FOR THE BRAVE ONLY (Be ready to hurl)