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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #1

    numbers 11:12, it unnateral

    Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?

    i sorrys but that make no good sense to me, that verse plain silly an an i wanna rebukes it for makin lord God an Mr.Moses look real stoopid please forgives me . were it heebroo custom for the daddy to nurse the liddle babys? i not no, all i no is that i not want no man boobies in the bible!

    <--- not want
  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11679

    #2
    Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

    Dear Petal

    It is indeed a terrible pericope you have found, where Moses presumes to rebuke God.

    Numbers 11:10 Then Moses heard the people weep throughout their families, every man in the door of his tent: and the anger of the LORD was kindled greatly; Moses also was displeased.
    Numbers 11:11 And Moses said unto the LORD, Wherefore hast thou afflicted thy servant? and wherefore have I not found favour in thy sight, that thou layest the burden of all this people upon me?
    Numbers 11:12 Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers?

    How do you like that? Moses is displeased with God!! He (Moses) doesn't want the burden of a million hook-nosed Shylocks? They are Gods chosen people - and God can keep them for all Moses care.

    Now you know why Moses was never allowed into the promised land.

    About the milky teats, there's nothing special here. This happens to lots of True Christian™ pastors - particularly those in their dotage:

    Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
    Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
    Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #3
      Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

      So the bible approves of moobs, huh? That explains Pastor Al's 'godly BMI 37' theory.

      However, what does it mean when it talks about HIS breasts being full of milk? Even in the rare (and rather disturbing) incidents of male lactation, the milk produced is far less than that of a lactating woman, so their breats would hardly be 'full' of milk.

      And I really must stop talking about this now...I'm getting some unfortunate mental images.
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      • Petal
        LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 991

        #4
        Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

        Originally posted by Mr.Prune Danish View Post
        It is indeed a terrible pericope you have found, where Moses presumes to rebuke God.
        thank you Mr.Danish, it were my intenshun all along to expose that there biblickal periscope, it true.

        About the milky teats, there's nothing special here. This happens to lots of True Christian™ pastors - particularly those in their dotage
        Originally posted by Mrs.Van Hellfire View Post
        So the bible approves of moobs, huh? That explains Pastor Al's 'godly BMI 37' theory.
        Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

          God says it is so, then it is so!
          However, just as we frown upon breastfeeding by females, this is so much worse!!!





          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            God says it is so, then it is so!
            However, just as we frown upon breastfeeding by females, this is so much worse!!!





            http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/...s/milkmen.html
            That is THE single queerest thing I have ever had the misfortune to encounter! It's like the Pope, TwinkBoy, and John Kerry all rolled into one!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

              Why - how Horrible, Mrs. Petal! The the poor Babby will get his wee mouth all full of icky chestal hairs and choke to Death and where will it's "Mother" be then, if she wasn't even "there" for her Child to begin with?

              I am In Tears.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                Originally posted by Petal View Post
                Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires
                So let me get this straight. Your heaven, Petal, is going to be full of big hairy men with moobs, meanwhile all the moobless men will be sent to hell. Well, if I believed in heaven or hell, I sure as hell know where I'd rather go!
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                • WickedWitch
                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1366

                  #9
                  Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                  This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. Long story short: babies don't enjoy suckling on their father's teat.


                  Wow.... this is even more disgusting than the penis plant thread!
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #10
                    Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                    Originally posted by Petal View Post
                    thank you Mr.Danish, it were my intenshun all along to expose that there biblickal periscope, it true.


                    Mrs.Hellsinger, i prayeds an prayeds over your post, an lord God revealeds to me that there a world of differince between true christian™ moobs an unsaved n00bs, moobs maybee older an more saggy an hairy but they be destineds for heaven there gonna be lots an lots of moobs raptured on Rapture Day, yay! but n00bs not no salvashun, an they need to repents before lord God throw thier moobless chests an n00bie butts into hellfires

                    Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Jesus clearly hates those ornamentals, who feed then cook and eat anything they can find. Its unnatural!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1439

                      #11
                      Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Its unnatural!
                      Brother Ezekiel,
                      I'm afraid I had to wash my eyes in a bath of holy water and lye soap after seeing that. I pray that that unholy image will be scoured from my brain.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #12
                        Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Worse yet, Ms. Petal, is THIS revolting practice from chinkland! Jesus clearly hates those ornamentals, who feed then cook and eat anything they can find. Its unnatural!
                        Pastor Exekiel, I'm sorry, but I have to assign you 10,000 demerits for posting that link, which is satanic in the extreme. I call upon the President of the United States to forget Iran and immediately nuke Japan off of the map.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #13
                          Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                          Well, next time some dumb heretic asks why men have nipples, direct them to this thread!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Jesus is Lord
                            Devout seeker of the Truth™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 639

                            #14
                            Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                            Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                            Brother Ezekiel,
                            I'm afraid I had to wash my eyes in a bath of holy water and lye soap after seeing that. I pray that that unholy image will be scoured from my brain.
                            Holy water is a false invention of the catolick "church" and thus of the devil! Nowhere is holy water mentioned in the KjV1611 Bible.
                            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2025
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: numbers 11:12, it unnateral

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Pastor Exekiel, I'm sorry, but I have to assign you 10,000 demerits for posting that link, which is satanic in the extreme. I call upon the President of the United States to forget Iran and immediately nuke Japan off of the map.
                              Pastor Al, I think you'd better include England on the list (if not already done).
                              It looks like that Heathen country is awash with these "moobs"
                              This Link:
                              FOR THE BRAVE ONLY (Be ready to hurl)

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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