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  • zigzagdance
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    • Jan 2007
    • 32

    #1

    I forget where it's at

    It's when Jesus was being nailed to the Cruicifux. I got a real kick out of that
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: I forget where it's at

    No offense, but are you stoned?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: I forget where it's at

      Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
      It's when Jesus was being nailed to the Cruicifux. I got a real kick out of that
      Well is'nt that sweet. You are just another little zit-faced homer come to mock God. Do you imagine that you are original in your hateful comments? Do you fancy that you are the first little puke we've entertained in our Godly forum?

      Jesus temporarily gave His life for you boy. Show some some respect, or out you go.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: I forget where it's at

        We need a seperate sunday school nursery for these kind.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Brother V
          True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3481

          #5
          Re: I forget where it's at

          Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
          It's when Jesus was being nailed to the Cruicifux. I got a real kick out of that
          Hey dumbass.

          (according to wiki)

          A crucifix is a cross with a representation of Jesus' body, or corpus.

          Jesus was nailed to the cross.

          A crucifix is (mostly) a cathylick representation or said event. The catholicks worship a dead saviour (which is why he's still on the cross to them) as opposed to a living saviour (like us) because Jesus rose from the dead.

          ADDITIONALLY, a crucifix is an IDOL. We Landoverians, True Christians (tm), don't wear idols.

          But the part you are looking for is in Matthew 27; Mark 15; Luke 23; and John 19.

          Hope this helps releive your idiocy.

          YIC
          V
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • Silent Shadow
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2007
            • 83

            #6
            Re: I forget where it's at

            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
            Hey dumbass...
            Really loving, right V?

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #7
              Re: I forget where it's at

              Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
              Really loving, right V?
              Yes, Jesus tough love!
              Jesus doesn't mind the occasional truthful outburst:
              Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
              Matthew 23:33
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Silent Shadow
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2007
                • 83

                #8
                Re: I forget where it's at

                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                Yes, Jesus tough love!
                Jesus doesn't mind the occasional truthful outburst:
                Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
                Matthew 23:33
                After calling someone a dumbass how will your attempts to witness look to sinners? They won't want what you've got.

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                • Brother V
                  True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3481

                  #9
                  Re: I forget where it's at

                  Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
                  Really loving, right V?
                  2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

                  Just doing what the bible (kjv1611) tells me to do.

                  I once gave a missive on that verse, do you want me to try to find it?

                  V
                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                  • Silent Shadow
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 83

                    #10
                    Re: I forget where it's at

                    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                    2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

                    Just doing what the bible (kjv1611) tells me to do.

                    I once gave a missive on that verse, do you want me to try to find it?

                    V
                    Sure. P.S. I've contacted a church similar to yours (big compound, etc.) They should contact you within the week. Thank me later

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #11
                      Re: I forget where it's at

                      Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
                      After calling someone a dumbass how will your attempts to witness look to sinners? They won't want what you've got.
                      Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                      Galatians 4:16
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Silent Shadow
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 83

                        #12
                        Re: I forget where it's at

                        No. I was blinded. Now I see. I need time for my spiritual eyes to adjust. Farewell.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: I forget where it's at

                          Originally posted by Silent Shadow View Post
                          Sure. P.S. I've contacted a church similar to yours (big compound, etc.)
                          Are they similar to us in the sense of following all God's commands literally, to the letter? If not, then what's the point of them?
                          Originally posted by SS
                          No. I was blinded. Now I see. I need time for my spiritual eyes to adjust. Farewell.
                          If you see the Light, then why are you leaving us now? Surely turning away from the One True Faith would be a sign of blindness, not enlightenment? Is that really the light of Jesus you're seeing, or have you just been staring into the sun for too long?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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