[Brother Temperance]

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ahem... so you haven't read an atlas until now i see *whisper* the capitol of danmark is koebenhavn not stockholm...

Silly dane. The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, not "koebenhavn". I don't think I've ever even heard of that place, and I don't think I want to. Fancy not knowing the name of your own capital city!

[Hotjer]

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In America, we have more than one school. I'd say we win.

I forgot a 's', that won't give you the 'win'. Anyways, free education is pretty nice.

Friend, we don't have anything against Danish people. After all you make Volvos and most of the country is owned by Ford Motors anyway, so we have no complaints. We even have a ministry in your capital, Stockholm.

Lack of education or lack of EyeQ? We don't have anything agaisnt American people. Afterall ýou guys are former cowboys and Trinity is very fun movie serie.

Silly dane. The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, not "koebenhavn".

In Danish it is "Koebenhavn"/"København". Very simple.

[Brother Temperance]

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In Danish it is "Koebenhavn"/"København". Very simple.

Then why can't you learn to speak English like normal people do? I can, it's not that hard. And shouldn't you be teargassing a hippy right around now anyway?

[lord warrior]

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Alright, what does this Danish stuff have to do with having sex with young girls. No sex before marraige. Even if you got to marry them off at 11 or 12. Better to marry early than become a harlot, or worse, a lezbo.

[Sister Noddy]

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Alright, what does this Danish stuff have to do with having sex with young girls. No sex before marraige. Even if you got to marry them off at 11 or 12. Better to marry early than become a harlot, or worse, a lezbo.

And better to marry than to burn (desire and sin)

1 Corinthians 7:9
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

I don't know what this has got to do with the Danish, either ...

[eliot mayfield]

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I forgot a 's', that won't give you the 'win'. Anyways, free education is pretty nice.



Lack of education or lack of EyeQ? We don't have anything agaisnt American people. Afterall ýou guys are former cowboys and Trinity is very fun movie serie.



In Danish it is "Koebenhavn"/"København". Very simple.

i'm pretty sure the Trinty series was made in Italy.

[Hotjer]

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Then why can't you learn to speak English like normal people do? I can, it's not that hard. And shouldn't you be teargassing a hippy right around now anyway?

Because I'm a bad linguist but good mathematical. But you should try to act as a nice person as Jesus wants you to be, instead of your immensely attitude. You will sin if you representate the God badly and you will have sex with men in hell for eternity!

And about the hippy stuff.... I did.

I don't know what this has got to do with the Danish, either ...

I was answering people who was off topic to clear things out, however it didn't work well.

[eliot mayfield]

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Where does Jesus say in the Bible, "Be nice"?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Because I'm a bad linguist but good mathematical. But you should try to act as a nice person as Jesus wants you to be, instead of your immensely attitude. You will sin if you representate the God badly and you will have sex with men in hell for eternity!

And could you please show us the verse or verses in the Holy KJV Bible that say that Jesus wants us to be tolerant and loving to a hateful, zit-faced swedish meatball who doesn't even have the common decency to learn to speak American?

Brother Temperance IS being nice to you, jennifer. He is trying to save your eternal soul from being boiled in satan's fondue.

You should thank him, you hateful homer!

[Hotjer]

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Mark 12
31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

If you really forgot this one, then I feel sorry for you poor American guys. Then God surely will send you to hell if you do not repent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you really forgot this one, then I feel sorry for you poor American guys. Then God surely will send you to hell if you do not repent.

Typical unsaved heathen; you see but you cannot comprehend.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Let me give you a hint Mr. Moomintroll; When Jesus talks about our "neighbor", He means a fellow True Christian™. Surely you don't think that God would want us to love the lezbean couple next door, or the Christ-killing joos who control international banking and media, or the sand nigras in Islamistan who want to force you to marry camels and worship their false moongod, do you? Unsaved scum like them are hardly likely to be my neighbors.

Nor are you, your Norwegian pervert.

[Hotjer]

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Let me give you a hint Mr. Moomintroll; When Jesus talks about our "neighbor", He means a fellow True Christian™. Surely you don't think that God would want us to love the lezbean couple next door, or the Christ-killing joos who control international banking and media, or the sand nigras in Islamistan who want to force you to marry camels and worship their false moongod, do you? Unsaved scum like them are hardly likely to be my neighbors.

Nor are you, your Norwegian pervert.

Foolish Pastor Ezekiel!
25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? 37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

Let me gve you a hint BikerMouse dude. The man helped a Jew and treated him very well. You must love and help those who need or deserves it. Whether you think I deserve it or need it, you must try to help me. You do not help me by saying bad stuff to me. You give the page a bad expression to me, and if you go on like that I assure you that you will burn in Hell with all the other heretics!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Foolish Pastor Ezekiel!
25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

Son, if you want to argue Scripture with us, please provide Chapter and Verse. I know you are referring to Luke 10:25 in which Jesus merely tells off a non-believer who tried to tempt Him.

Now then, you are trying to tempt Pastor Ezekiel and I say unto you that JESUS was specifically referring to the treatment of neighbors, not heathens from foreign countries! All we are obligated to do with you is make you a slave when GOD gives the order!

[Hotjer]

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Hmm I was sure that I wrote it.

Now then, you are trying to tempt Pastor Ezekiel and I say unto you that JESUS was specifically referring to the treatment of neighbors, not heathens from foreign countries! All we are obligated to do with you is make you a slave when GOD gives the order!

That was a silly exegesis Pastor Al E Pistle. Prove it instead of claim it. I can't accept a bad arguement even from you. Damn it! Learn/Prove the true before you start to lecture me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hmm I was sure that I wrote it.



That was a silly exegesis Pastor Al E Pistle. Prove it instead of claim it. I can't accept a bad arguement even from you. Damn it! Learn/Prove the true before you start to lecture me.

Good Heavens, boy! I JUST DID PROVE IT! READ LUKE 10!