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  • Hotjer
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    • Sep 2007
    • 37

    #31
    Re: Sex with young girls?!

    You gave me a half-witted exegesis, nothing more. You didn't argue with scriptures neither. Show me the verses which is double standard too one of the most important values of what Jesus teached the mankind. And there is nothing wrong to be related with heathens, Godly George W. Bush is related too heathens.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #32
      Re: Sex with young girls?!

      Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
      You gave me a half-witted exegesis, nothing more. You didn't argue with scriptures neither. Show me the verses which is double standard too one of the most important values of what Jesus teached the mankind. And there is nothing wrong to be related with heathens, Godly George W. Bush is related too heathens.
      Very well, but you will have to wait until morning. I cannot stay up all night trying to appease ignorant Swedes.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Hotjer
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        • Sep 2007
        • 37

        #33
        Re: Sex with young girls?!

        It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle. If you can't show me anything less than your half-witted exegesis then I'm right and you're wrong. I don't demand anything, but you have been sinful which mean you need to repent too the LORD. Or maybe you don't want to do that and Jesus has left you alone to eternal pain, and in your afterlife you'll get raped by Vikings in hel(l).

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #34
          Re: Sex with young girls?!

          Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
          It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle.
          What are you; some kind of attention freak? You think the world revolves around you and your stupid little needs? Pastor Pistle has far better things to do than coddle some idiot. Nobody cares about your feelings.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: Sex with young girls?!

            Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
            It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle. If you can't show me anything less than your half-witted exegesis then I'm right and you're wrong. I don't demand anything, but you have been sinful which mean you need to repent too the LORD. Or maybe you don't want to do that and Jesus has left you alone to eternal pain, and in your afterlife you'll get raped by Vikings in hel(l).
            To tell you the truth, friend, I completely forgot about you because your silly Swedish opinion doesn't seem to be very important in the real world. In fact, if churches weren't tax-free, I'd probably pay more taxes than the gross nation product of your entire country, whichever one of those hole-in-the-dyke freeways for invasion you claim as home. Or were you Irish? Whatever.

            Ask me the question again. I haven't time to go back and try to find it, and I'll get back to you if I don't forget again, or if your country isn't underwater by the time I get around to reading it.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Hotjer
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              • Sep 2007
              • 37

              #36
              Re: Sex with young girls?!

              Originally posted by Deaner
              What are you; some kind of attention freak? You think the world revolves around you and your stupid little needs? Pastor Pistle has far better things to do than coddle some idiot. Nobody cares about your feelings.
              It is not about my own opinion, I said what there is writen in the bible and what Jesus had teached the mankind. Shut your mouth if you only speak nonsense.

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
              To tell you the truth, friend, I completely forgot about you because your silly Swedish opinion doesn't seem to be very important in the real world. In fact, if churches weren't tax-free, I'd probably pay more taxes than the gross nation product of your entire country, whichever one of those hole-in-the-dyke freeways for invasion you claim as home. Or were you Irish? Whatever.

              Ask me the question again. I haven't time to go back and try to find it, and I'll get back to you if I don't forget again, or if your country isn't underwater by the time I get around to reading it.
              Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966

                #37
                Re: Sex with young girls?!

                Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!

                Damn! I have way more respect for pastor Al then you do, jerkolla! They must be biased because you should have recieved24seventhousandinfractions for that over the top smart-ass comment!

                Hotjer you will live in hell! They don't serve ice tea there either. You stop being a blasphemist fool.

                <<<<<<<<<<<<<< learn this dudes face. You guys will have to sleep together forever!

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843

                  #38
                  Re: Sex with young girls?!

                  Originally posted by Hotjer View Post

                  It is not about my own opinion, I said what there is writen in the bible and what Jesus had teached the mankind. Shut your mouth if you only speak nonsense.

                  Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!
                  You have been rude to both pastors here. These are GODLY men who are busy in the Lord's work and don't have time for nonsense. You aren't impressing anyone, Hot-jobs.
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Hotjer
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                    • Sep 2007
                    • 37

                    #39
                    Re: Sex with young girls?!

                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                    You have been rude to both pastors here. These are GODLY men who are busy in the Lord's work and don't have time for nonsense. You aren't impressing anyone, Hot-jobs.
                    To be honest I can't see why he is busy, the guy is simple joking around and don't know his Holy KJV bible.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #40
                      Re: Sex with young girls?!

                      Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
                      To be honest I can't see why he is busy, the guy is simple joking around and don't know his Holy KJV bible.
                      You foul mouthed little homer. How dare you suggest that Pastor Pistle is anything but deadly serious. At this very moment he is selflessly giving lessons in gun safety to a bevy on Polynesian virgins who have embraced Jesus to the best of their abilities. A Pastor's work is never done, you hellbound God mocker. And like all Landover Baptist Pastors, he has the Holy Bible committed to memory, front to back.

                      To be honest, the things that you can't "see" could fill volumes.

                      You are like a boil on the good Pastor's butt, friend. And you're about to get lanced.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Hotjer
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                        • Sep 2007
                        • 37

                        #41
                        Re: Sex with young girls?!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        And like all Landover Baptist Pastors, he has the Holy Bible committed to memory, front to back.

                        You are like a boil on the good Pastor's butt, friend. And you're about to get lanced.
                        Of course I'm a pain in the ass when he won't admit he was wrong. He missed one of most central point in the bible. Maybe the devil is starting to take over him and his memory beigns to vanish slowly? Or maybe you could prove I was wrong.

                        Of course I repent my bad attitude toward a Pastor, it is sinful and I prayed too the God and his son Jesus. I feel a bit refreshed now, but I think the Pastor is still on the wrong road at the moment. May the God show mercy upon him.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #42
                          Re: Sex with young girls?!

                          Originally posted by Hotjer View Post
                          Of course I'm a pain in the ass when he won't admit he was wrong. He missed one of most central point in the bible. Maybe the devil is starting to take over him and his memory beigns to vanish slowly? Or maybe you could prove I was wrong.

                          Of course I repent my bad attitude toward a Pastor, it is sinful and I prayed too the God and his son Jesus. I feel a bit refreshed now, but I think the Pastor is still on the wrong road at the moment. May the God show mercy upon him.
                          You ridiculous foreigner. What do you want? Exactly what IS your alleged "point"? Being unsaved trash you have little if any possibility of even comprehending the Holy Bible.

                          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
                          Your father is satan, so you cannot grasp God's Holy Word. Simple as that.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • matt37
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 5

                            #43
                            Re: Sex with young girls?!

                            Can you say pedofile??

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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6572

                              #44
                              Re: Sex with young girls?!

                              Originally posted by matt37 View Post
                              Can you say pedofile??
                              That word is nothing but anti-Christian hate-speech. That word does not even appear in the Bible. Here's an article from the archives:


                              Originally posted by themooncoven1 @ Jun 28 2005, 10:59 AM
                              I went to a Baptist Church the whole time i was growing up. I even married my husband in a Southern Baptist Church..but I was increasingly disturbed by things, that elders in the church were doing, molesting some of the young members, and raping a couple of the teen girls that went to the church.
                              "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." Deuteronomy 22:28-29

                              The Bible makes it clear: those Elders owe those girl's fathers some money. Plus, now those girls don't have to worry about looking for a husband, nor will never have to suffer through a divorce! What do you have to complain about?

                              Mind you, did these girls scream when they were raped? Deuteronomy 22:23-24 says that women who are raped and fail to “cry out loud” are most likely enjoying it, and therefore must be excecuted. Remember that with the coming Republican dominance of the Congress and Senate in November 2006, Biblical law will be instated in America. Talking too much about these rape-enjoying harlot friends of yours might result in their execution.

                              Originally posted by themooncoven1 @ Jun 28 2005, 10:59 AM
                              Telling them that if they told that they would go to Hell, because the preacher or decon was showing them the sins of young men and that it was their duty to teach them from GOD....is that right?
                              There's nothing un-Biblical about that. After all, women who have been tramatized by rape often do not want to engage in sexual activity. This means less fornification - less sin. Realize that Jesus says you're better off gouging out your own eye than staring at a member of the opposite sex, because it's better to live without an eye than to burn in hell eternally. So, it's better to live a few decades of life of trama than to burn for billions of years in hell because of lust and fornification.

                              Originally posted by themooncoven1 @ Jun 28 2005, 10:59 AM
                              I thought in the bible it said that you were not to lay with a child! Taking one's innocence is a sin correct?
                              What on earth are you talking about? It doesn't say that anywhere in the Bible! Quick, brainiac, what is the age of consent according to the Bible? There isn't one!

                              It seems that due to your overwelming assault of anti-Christian gibberish, this particular heresy has gone un-rebuked. For now, I demand that you provide quoted scripture to back up any claim you make about the bible.

                              Go to biblegateway.com, and use the search engine to search for this imaginary passage of yours.

                              Clearly you have been taught a distorted view of the Bible, and this is what was turned you away from the Blood of the Lamb and towards the Sodomite Semen of Satan.

                              Let's talk about some Biblical passages that DIRECTLY contradict your heresy:

                              You've read a few pages into the Bible, have you? Far enough to read about Lott, a true Biblical hero (whom the famous republican Trent Lott is named after.) In Genesis 19:8 He offers his daughters to a crowd of rapists in order to appease them. Later, Lott impregnates both of them (Genesis 19:36)

                              Genesis 38:16-24 Tells a very interesting story of a man named Judah whom lived with his widowed daughter in law. His daughter in law was grieving and wearing the veils of mourning which Judah mistook for the clothing of a prostitute. He ended up impregnating his daughter in law and she left the city. On a later date Judah sees the young woman again and demanded she be burned for being a prostitute.

                              So in short, a Christian man can commit incest, use a prostitute, and impregnate a MUCH younger woman without sinning.

                              Zechariah 14:1-2 says that God helps rape women:

                              Lo, a day shall come for the Lord when the spoils shall be divided in your midst. And I will gather all the nations against Jerusalem for battle: the city shall be taken, houses plundered, women ravished

                              Despite the insessant shrieking of the feminazis, the Bible makes it clear that Women and Children are plunder:

                              As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder.

                              Where these girls of German or Italian decent? Then God might consider them plunder from WW2. If they're of British or Canadian decent, God might consider them plunder from the revolutionary war or the war of 1812.

                              Christians are allowed to sell their daughters as sex slaves, Exodus 21:7-11 lays out all the specific red tape. Had these girls at your church been sold by their fathers according to Biblical regulations?

                              Numbers 31: 14-18 Moses tells his men to kill all the males, non-virginal women, elderly and children of the Midianite tribe. The virgin girls are kept for raping. The virgins are not "wives" as false Christians claim, if you read later down in the scripture God states that the Jews can not even marry a Midianite woman (with exception to Moses).

                              Deuteronomy 20:13-15 Kill all the men and boys in the cities that God “delivers into your hands,” but keep the women for raping.

                              Deuteronomy 21:11-14 If you see a pretty woman among the captives then just take her home and “go in unto her.”

                              In 2 Samuel 12:11-14 God publically rapes women in order to get revenge on their husband, and then kills a baby just to make sure he's made his point:

                              Thus says the Lord: 'I will bring evil upon you out of your own house. I will take your wives [plural] while you live to see it, and will give them to your neighbor. He shall lie with your wives in broad daylight. You have done this deed in secret, but I will bring it about in the presence of all Israel, and with the sun looking down.'

                              Then David said to Nathan, "I have sinned against the Lord." Nathan answered David: "The Lord on his part has forgiven your sin: you shall not die. But since you have utterly spurned the Lord by this deed, the child born to you must surely die." [The child dies seven days later.]

                              In conclusion: Jesus wants you to quit your whining, you feminist b!tch!
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                              • matt_1337
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 4

                                #45
                                Re: Sex with young girls?!

                                Can you awnser a simple question w/out all the bible sh*t.



                                Do you think that it is all right to have sex w/ a child under the age of 18, either if she agrees to it, or not?


                                Because, I really do not understand this point of view ya'll have. Its ok to rape someone? Really? That sounds really disturbing.
                                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-16-2007, 02:02 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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