[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

My dear, you'll find that here at Landover Baptist Church, we follow the Holy Word of God (King James Version of course), without apology and without reservation. We don't sugarcoat or gloss over any of the less popular bits either. It's all for our spiritual edification, even apparently the specific measurements of Noah's Ark.

[PrincessAmerica2004]

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Thank you! I was hoping someone would say the true and honest version of the verse, not some blasphemous falsehood.

[Dana723]

Re: John 2:20 - How old was Jesus?

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

He might be a part of it, or he could be apart of it.



I love black Bibles. They are so beautiful, especially when the edges of the pages trimmed and gold, and it has a beautiful gold cross on the cover.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

I thank Jesus every day for blessing us with Mayor Hold who works tirelessly to protect us citizens of Freehold from unions. It's one of the most comforting things one finds on the sign that greets them as they enter the city - hours of church service, homeschool group meetings, and no freeloading unions allowed!


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[Basilissa]

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

Dear Shenanigans, why on earth would any True Christian™ want to associate with an organization which name implies close encounters with, you know, people of lesser races?

We congregate in places that are white clean, and try to purge folks of lesser races from mingling with us - just like this Godly woman:

Woman blocks a black man from entering his own apartment

ST. LOUIS, MO, (KMOV/CNN) - D’Arreion Toles was returning home from a late night at the office when a tenant who lived on the third floor of Elder Shirt Lofts in St. Louis, MO, created a roadblock.
“Please move, ma’am,” Toles told the woman blocking his entrance to the building.
“Do you live here,” the woman said in response, even though Toles had already told her he lived in the building.
In cellphone video he recorded, Toles showed a key fob, moved past the woman and took an elevator to the fourth floor.
The woman followed.
“Did this really just happen to me? It did happen to me. I’m really taken away, at the moment,” Toles said in reflection of the incident.
His video shows the woman standing outside his door after he uses his key to enter his downtown loft.
“Have a good night, ma’am. Don’t ever do that again. You look pretty stupid,” Toles told the woman. “And my name is Mr. Toles.”

[Shenanigans Brown]

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I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

[lordlover6]

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thank you, jesus couldnt have been 30 to do everything he could he has to be at least 50, exactly what my priest showed my when i was 8 using special toys!

[Roland]

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Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

Hello FukGod,

This must be one of the least polite introductions ever. What are you trying to accomplish by merely showing up and insulting people? And why would you do such a thing in the first place?

[handmaiden]

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Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

Good day to you, potential-child-of-God!


Please make a post for yourself in the Introduction Sub-Forum. There you can create your own thread, and go on at length as to why you just aren't sure yet whether you can trust Jesus with your tender heart. (You can.)


It will be such a joy to get to know you and share the Love of the Lord with you.


Acceptingly Yours,
Handmaiden


P.S. You can relax now, little one. The healing begins.

[FunGod]

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Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no fucking god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?

There is no debate. The Holy Bible is right, and those who disagree are wrong. What's so difficult about that concept?


You'll have to wait for Mrs. Rogers to forgive you. I'll reserve my own forgiveness to see if you deserve it or not (Matthew 7:6).

[kylinn0307]

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I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Yet, you've just broken the a commandment of God's law. In Exodus 20:4, it says, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth"(KJV).

If you intend to accuse Mrs. Rogers of gravening images, I do hope you're prepared to show proof of such an object. Otherwise, your libelous words can and may be used against you by our crack team of Jew lawyers.

[kylinn0307]

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Unsurprising though, seeing as 46 is approximately 40 years beyond the age of consent for altar boys; it would seem the Vatican's sexual deviance has polluted the truth regarding Jesus's true age.

My Christ is not an angsty, whimpering whippersnapper!

Yet, you've just broken the a commandment of God's law. In Exodus 20:4, it says, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth"(KJV). You do not create your own version of the Lord, but rather the Lord tells us who He is in the bible. In Luke 3:23 Luke says that Jesus started his ministry when he was thirty years of age. His ministry lasted 3 years. What you say implies that you won't respect someone young. There are so many young people who are extremely wise and respected. What you are saying is very prideful and you should rethink what you've said. Some of the most influential Christians of this time are people like Trip Lee, a rapper who's only 26! He might not be in his fifties, but he's influenced many different generations to live for the Lord. Joshua DuBois, Obama's faith adviser, is only 31. He is respected by many because of what he does, especially former president Barack Obama.

If it makes you feel any better, I am under the age of 18. So maybe what I'm saying is invalid because of my age, but I genuinely want to make a Christian impact in this world. God bless.

[I Man Rastafari]

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My favorite bible verse "Communism leads to homers" Romanicus 13;23

Greetings Commie. There are communists in my home which is Jamaica. They march around a lot and they have a lot of meetings. There are also communists here at the University of Wisconsin where I am an undergraduate. They are few and they have meetings two or three times a week to discuss the coming revolution. I do not believe that the verse you have quoted is from the Holy Bible. We have only just met but let me offer you advice in the spirit of friendship. The people who have graciously set up this web site to allow Christians to fellowship among themselves and spread the word of the Baptist Christians are very friendly and open minded but they will grow angry if you act up. You risk rebuke if you trifle with God's word.

Jah Guide
Trevor