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  • Minecraft
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 101

    #16
    Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Is that how you talk to innocent Christians with special needs?!
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize petal was with special needs :S

    I figured petals was a normal person, able to wipe well themselves.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #17
      Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

      Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
      I'm sorry, I didn't realize petal was with special needs :S

      I figured petals was a normal person, able to wipe well themselves.
      I find your obsession with other people's feces disgusting.

      Are you a homersexual?

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      • Minecraft
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 101

        #18
        Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        I find your obsession with other people's feces disgusting.

        Are you a homersexual?
        I do not have an obsession... I find feces extremely gross and disgusting.

        Why would you think that...?

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #19
          Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

          Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
          I do not have an obsession... I find feces extremely gross and disgusting.

          Why would you think that...?
          Then why do you do nothing but talk about it?

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #20
            Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

            Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
            I do not have an obsession... I find feces extremely gross and disgusting.
            How very unBiblical of you!

            Ezekiel 4:12
            And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

            See? Cakes! But you shouldn't be obsessed with it, that was the point.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Minecraft
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 101

              #21
              Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Then why do you do nothing but talk about it?
              Talk about nothing but it...? I want you to go through all my posts, and find 1/8th of them talking about that subject.

              Apparently, I'm obsessed with something I disgust! I wish there was a smile sign saying, "Oh, the irony!"

              @Wide-Open

              I've never seen that phrase before, nor have I heard anything about it. I guess there really is something as a "shit-cake," haha.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: eternal itchy butts in hell?

                Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                Talk about nothing but it...? I want you to go through all my posts, and find 1/8th of them talking about that subject.

                Apparently, I'm obsessed with something I disgust! I wish there was a smile sign saying, "Oh, the irony!"

                @Wide-Open

                I've never seen that phrase before, nor have I heard anything about it. I guess there really is something as a "shit-cake," haha.
                One of every eight posts you've made is about feces? Perhaps you should see someone about your fecalphilia.

                I also see you are grossly misunderstanding the Scripture Brother Wide-Open posted. Perhaps intentionally, given your love of all things #2.

                Ezekiel was not being commanded to mix the grains with feces to make cakes. He was instructed to use feces as fuel to bake the grain cakes.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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