[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Verses to save.

Good sir I will have you know that I am "parroting" the One who made you. The Alpha and the Omega. And He COMMANDS me to follow in His ways -- if you don't like them, take it up with Him! I pray for forgiveness when the Holy Ghost moves me to (or when I am advised to by other True Christians) -- you wouldn't know anything about that, would you homer? You just preach your faggitty lifestyle with no repentence. I tell you what: your day will come when you will beg for forgiveness from I AM who will have none of it as he casts your pasty white heinie into the pits of Hell. Glory!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Verses to save.

God has clearly covered your eyes with scales just as He did to Paul, in order to keep you from seeing the Truth. Maybe a tithe would help to cause these scales to fall off?

I don't have scales over my eyes mate. Maybe you should try praying for forgiveness for your blasphemy instead of parroting everyone else and telling me to tithe to LBC.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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And I happen to have proof that all of Einstein "equations" are false. You'd think he would be good at math (being that he counted his money thrice a day), but he made a gross misunderestimation -- he forgot to put GOD into the equation. And we all know that when God is left out, Satan enters, and therefore all of his equations are dead wrong. Unfortunately, try telling this to all the hell-bound heathens! They would rather believe that he was a "physics god" than to believe the One True God(tm). These fools will surely be punished, and that is my only respite.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Verses to save.

I believe you.

Your snarky, sarky comment is indicative of your hard heart. JonFish - with his lovely Christian smile, beaming Christ's love upon you - is truly gifted with a brain to rival that of Einstein ... in fact, JonFish makes that old Joo look like a dunce, as Jon knows that God does, from time to time, play dice; why else would He get it wrong on occasion and have to repent?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Verses to save.

God has clearly covered your eyes with scales just as He did to Paul, in order to keep you from seeing the Truth. Maybe a tithe would help to cause these scales to fall off?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Verses to save.

I will have you know that I have a gift for all things Godly -- I have been blessed with the gift of Intellect (especially in things scientifical). I spend nearly all my time with so-called "scientists", preaching the inerrant Word of God.

I believe you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Verses to save.

I will have you know that I have a gift for all things Godly -- I have been blessed with the gift of Intellect (especially in things scientifical). I spend nearly all my time with so-called "scientists", preaching the inerrant Word of God.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Verses to save.

I fear I could get AIDS just from looking at it!

You didn't do too well in school did you.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Verses to save.

Ms. Thumper has quite possibly the most gorgeous (ie: Godly) eyes that God has created, next to Mrs. Rogers. One can just feel the Godly Love glowing from the inside, unlike yours, where I fear I could get AIDS just from looking at it!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Verses to save.

We are ALL created in HIS image, sister. Even that guy in the photo in my avatar (incidentally assigned to me by a mod).

Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?

Adulterer! Rapist!
You have looked upon a woman in lust so now you must be put to death, cause you have just commited adultery in your heart!
(And since the sister had no part in it, it's rape!)

Rapists are to be put to death, the KJV1611 is clear on this.
Report to a Pastor at once so you may face your well-deserved punishment.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Verses to save.

Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?

"those"? I can only assume you mean Sister Thumper's eyes, as there is nothing else about her avatar that you, as a self-professed Christian, ought be looking at.

Rest assured her eyes are real; it is your eyes which have become as glass, glazed over due to your sinful leering.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Verses to save.

Speaking of coat hangers.......looks like your Mom tried to use one on you.

Sweet Lord of Mercy you are one homely guy.

with Love, Sister Thumper

We are ALL created in HIS image, sister. Even that guy in the photo in my avatar (incidentally assigned to me by a mod).

Speaking of avatars, in your avatar... Uhm, I dont know how to say this, those dont look real. Isn't vanity a sin?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Verses to save.

Speaking of coat hangers.......looks like your Mom tried to use one on you.

Sweet Lord of Mercy you are one homely guy.

with Love, Sister Thumper

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Re: Verses to save.

And to add....Elders....(I know this is what that man spoke of) you all from LBC!!!!!!!!!!!! I will heed your word.

Praise Jesus! I have come to be shown my path.

YIC
Hushed

Welcome to Landover. You can leave your brain at the coat hanger.

[Petal]

Re: Verses to save.

He showed me the road to salvation, but I took the curve, not the straight laid before me.

it ok, Mr.Agony, that road be real narrows an if your daddy were a big fattie baptist you not ables to walk side-by-sides wiv him anyways there only be room for single files

Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few big fat butts there be that find it. <--- that be matthew 7:13 an 14