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  • Thelightofreason
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    • Jun 2014
    • 17
    #31
    Re: Memorize The Bible!

    I like this quote from the bible. Leviticus 3:17 “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat" translation it means no fat people. I can't create posts yet so I decide to stick it somewhere

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23765
        #32
        Re: Memorize The Bible!

        Originally posted by Thelightofreason View Post
        I like this quote from the bible. Leviticus 3:17 “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat" translation it means no fat people.
        So you're saying the Bible says not to eat fat people?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Thelightofreason
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            • Jun 2014
            • 17
            #33
            Re: Memorize The Bible!

            I think that's what it means. What is your interpretation Mary?

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639
                #34
                Re: Memorize The Bible!

                Originally posted by Thelightofreason View Post
                I think that's what it means. What is your interpretation Mary?
                Here's the difference between Heaven-bound True Christians™ and hellbound liberal false Christians. The latter take snippets of Scripture and "interpret" them. The former do not interpret, but instead read what the Bible plainly says, in context. Now let's look at the entirety of the verse, including the words that you lopped off:

                [Leviticus 3:17 KJV] 17 [It shall be] a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.

                It looks a little different now, doesn't it, dear friend?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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