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  • Tallywacker Hater
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 210
    #1

    Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

    2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
    The moral of this story? Make fun of a bald man and children will be ripped to shreds by bears.

    But, remember, God does this out of love.
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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392
      #2
      Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

      Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
      2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
      The moral of this story? Make fun of a bald man and children will be ripped to shreds by bears.

      But, remember, God does this out of love.
      And instruction. Don't forget instruction. A parent must discipline a child for their own good, no matter how much it grieves them.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

          Originally posted by Tara Mo View Post
          The moral of this story? Make fun of a bald man and children will be ripped to shreds by bears.
          No, the moral is make fun of God's servants and you'll be ripped to shreds by bears. I think it's a moral you should spend some time contemplating.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Tallywacker Hater
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 210
              #4
              Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              No, the moral is make fun of God's servants and you'll be ripped to shreds by bears. I think it's a moral you should spend some time contemplating.
              Uhm, yeah, ok, I live in the middle of Oklahoma City. The only bears around here live at the zoo and I never go there.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414
                  #5
                  Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

                  I thought you sodomites were all about the "bears".
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      I thought you sodomites were all about the "bears".
                      What?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Tallywacker Hater
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 210
                          #7
                          Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          I thought you sodomites were all about the "bears".
                          1- I date straight men. And, unfortunately, not too many straight men are able to overlook one less than feminine piece of my anatomy

                          2- I prefer to date men who are less than "bearly." If I'm not mistaken, "bears" refers to men with alot of body hair. I prefer a smooth or semi-smooth chest.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414
                              #8
                              Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              What?
                              It's something my husband, Mr. Whitford, told me about in one of his lessons on sodomite identification. You don't want to know, Pastor.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                • Unfalsifiable
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 836
                                  #9
                                  Re: Favorite verse: 2 Kings 2: 23,24

                                  Why is this grim reminder of the force of God in the old testament your favourite verse?
                                  READ THE BIBLE

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