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  • #1

    Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

    It seems you people think about hell an awful lot and it got me to pondering. It seems your god enjoys sending an awful lot of people there, as illustrated here:

    2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
    11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
    12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

    Meaning that in your beliefs, certain people in the eyes of your deity are 'chosen to be doomed'. Nice, real nice. But, that aside, seeing as you people always tallk about the joys of heaven that await, logically, a bakery would be needed to supply all the cakes and pies and bread. In which case, is the hell of your beliefs actually meant to be a giant bakery, and the people inside used as fuel much the same as coal??

    And in the following passage here:

    Revelation 14:11 11And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night,
    Does it not remind one of the smoke that rises from old fashioned bakery ovens and chimneys?


    Can it be a coincidence that the French word for 'bread' is actually 'pain'? The following pictures clearly illustrate the answer in the examples below:



    So my question is this. Of course I do not believe in any part of the bible, but I do know that the deity portrayed seems remarkable cruel, sadistic, jealous and self-centered. So is the message about hell that the people who end up there are destined to be the fuel for the private bakery?

    Truly, the bible seems more sick and twisted the more one looks at it!


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  • #2
    Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

    The DEVIL has clouded your mind van HELL-sing! As 2 Corinthians 4:4 says,

    In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

    Now believe it or not jist reading your post has given ME a MIGRAINE!! Did ya cast some spell over your words (I know your witch tricks!).
    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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    • #3
      Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

      Rachael -

      If you had billions, literally BILLIONS of souls to burn, and each would burn for eternity, don't you think even you could do better with such an abundant energy source than bake tasty treats for the few (144,000) saved souls in Heaven (plus assorted angels, cherubim, etc.)?

      No doubt SOME of that energy would go toward cooking, but I imagine the vast majority would go into creating a new Perfect Universe when God, in his Infinite Wisdom, tires of playing with this one.

      Or at least some sort of central heating system for Heaven.

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      • #4
        Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

        Can it be a coincidence that the French word for 'bread' is actually 'pain'?
        No, since French is a demonic language, it seems perfectly plausible that Satan could have designed certain French words with the specific intention of spreading confusion among the foolish and weak-minded.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

          You do know that every language originates from the same place right? That said I assume you also know that American is made up of Latin words, German words and yes, some French words merely modified to make them the English language.

          I don't see how you can consider French a demonic tongue because I myself speak a demonic tongue or two and it's far harder to learn than French, in fact it was harder to learn than Latin and that's a pretty much lost language.

          Not that I want to fuel your insane hatred or anything but most demonic tongues have some resemblance to Greek nowhere near French.
          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • #6
            Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

            Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
            You do know that every language originates from the same place right?
            Praise Jesus, you are talking straight from the Bible (kjv1611).

            As we all know, at one point all humans spoke the same language, and then God thought, (basically) "oh crap, they have unified speech, now there's NOTHING they can't do".

            So he confused them all and made them speak different languages. This happend in Babel.

            Genesis 11:1 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.

            6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

            7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.

            9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

            So you are correct, all languages came from Babel.

            Praise Jesus!

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            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • #7
              Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

              Urm... I spoke from the bible? I didn't even know that was in the bible.
              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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              • #8
                Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
                Urm... I spoke from the bible? I didn't even know that was in the bible.
                GOD works in mysterious ways, son.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                  If he wants to work mysteriously he can work mysteriously far away from me.
                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                    Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
                    If he wants to work mysteriously he can work mysteriously far away from me.
                    That's up to Him to decide, you cannot hide from God, nor deny His will.
                    Everyone is powerless before Him. Praise God!

                    The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
                    The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
                    He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
                    The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
                    Who can stand before his indignation?
                    And who can abide in the fierceness of his anger?
                    His fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
                    The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
                    But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
                    Nauhm 1:3-8
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      darkness shall pursue his enemies.[/B]
                      Nauhm 1:3-8
                      Darkness yay!
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                        Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
                        Darkness yay!
                        Son, why do you crave darkness? Are you that ugly or deformed that you need to hide? Are you a hunchback or an inbred with no roof to your mouth? Jesus hates cripples, is that why?

                        It just isn't natural to flee from the light of Jesus boy. Perverts hide in shadows and in confessional booths. Come on out and join the living. Jesus is going to kill you one day soon, so why waste what little time you have hiding in a trash can with maggots like Lilith?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                          I crave darkness because I choose to. I don't like nice things, I like death, pain, peircings in obscene places, violence and heavy metal music! As far as my looks are concerned I like to think I'm goodlooking and so does every girl I've ever met <--- Pride!!!! <--- A sin...
                          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                            I crave darkness because I choose to. I don't like nice things, I like death, pain, peircings in obscene places, violence and heavy metal music! As far as my looks are concerned I like to think I'm goodlooking and so does every girl I've ever met <--- Pride!!!! <--- A sin...
                            Since the only woman you've ever known is your mom, that isn't very impressive..

                            As the good pastor said, stop hiding in trash cans, atleast have the guts to face Jesus, your Lord and Saviour!
                            Don't make Him hate you even more for being a coward.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery?

                              I would face him if he was man enough to get his ass down here. I would face him and kick the hell out of him... yes, I realise the irony.
                              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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