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Is ya SINNERS ready to BURN in HELL?? Well ya'll bess get ready cuz that IS what's goin to happen to ya'll, lock, stock, and barrels!!
Now there be NO DOUBT in my mind that we IS livin' in the LAST DAYS! Armaggedon be jist 'round the corner! JESUS' SECOND COMING will soon be happenin' whether ya'll believes it or not!! All the signs of HIS COMIN' be ALREADY fulfilled and we is like in a holdin' pattern rit now jist waitin' for the COMING OF THE LORD. Now I knows all ya SINNERS don't believes none of this and I knows all ya HEATHENS be thinkin I is jist some crazy old drunken EVANGELIST out of his mind BUT all ya SINNERS IS WRONG and you is SOON goin to find out jist how WRONG ya is! When ya sees the LORD JESUS comin in the sky with his ARMY OF ANGELS all ya SINNERS is goin to be runnin' fir ya lives. Ya is all goin to be SCREAMIN and HOLLERIN cuz ya is goin to knows BEYOND DOUBT that the LORD isa comin' to SLAY YOU sorry rear ends!
Now ya SINNERS be thinkin that you is goin to SNEEK you way into HEAVEN like some SLIPPERY and SLY SERPENT. But ya ain't goin to be able to do that cuz the LORD sees EVER THING like he gots a thousand eyes in his head. Some ya'll be thinkin that if you jist be kind and nice that the Lord is goin to take ya with Him into Heaven but, again, ya is WRONG. Bein' nice AIN'T goin to gets ya into Heaven!! In fact, the ONLY thing that is goin' to get you HEATHEN ASSES into HEAVEN is JESUS CHRIST and HIS GRACE!!
John 14:6 says, "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
NOTICE it says that JESUS is the ONLY WAY? Ya ain't goin to gets into HEAVEN by ANY OTHER WAY!! It says NO man cometh unto THE FATHER but by ME!! Ya'll can be as nice and kind as ya wants and it ain't doin ya one bit of good as far as the LORD is concerned. Ya'll can do all the nice things for all the nice causes in this world ya wants and it AIN'T doin NONE of ya ANY GOOD cuz ya DON'T gets to HEAVEN by ya GOOD WORKS! The ONLY WAY to gets there is to REPENT of all ya SINS and ACCPET JESUS CHRIST as ya's SAVIOR AND LORD!!
Now this world is FILLED with ABOMINATION and SIN and there ain't no doubts 'bout that. This world is EVIL and VILE! This world is nothin' more than a SNAKE PIT OF SIN AND DEBAUCHERY! Rit now the Devil is the lord of this world but that is SOON goin to CHANGE! Ya'll knows the lord of this world, the DEVIL, don't ya's? Well ya'll SHOULD cuz he is you FATHER which ya'll follows in ever thing ya'll does ever day! Ya gots to GET AWAY from that OLD DEVIL! Ya gots to FORSAKE that OLD DICKIE!!
Listen here! We IS alivin' in the LAST DAYS! These ARE the END TIMES! The DEVIL already knows his time is SHORT and that be why there is so much SIN in the world today. This world and YOU LIFE is a SPIRITUAL BATTLEFIELD! Don't ya'll see that? Why ya thinks ya lives is so MISERABLE and UNHAPPY? That OLD DICKIE isa fightin agin ya ever day BUT ya'll ain't fightin' him back! But ya'll gots to fight back agin that OLD DEVIL or ya is goin to spend ETERNITY IN HELL with that OLD DICKIE!!
All the HOMERSEXUALISM and LESSbianism in this world today IS the result of the DEVIL tellin' ya to do his EVIL works for him and ya'll IS doin it! All the hate and greed in this world comes straight from SATAN'S own buttocks!! It be like that OLD DICKIE is blowin a BIG fart in the wind and all ya SINNERS is jist a lickin it all up like HEATHEN DOGS eatin' their own VOMIT! All the crime in this world is comin' straight from the DEVIL HIMSELF along with all the WITCHERY in this world and NEW AGEY trash! It's ALL from HELL and it is goin to get YOU an ETERNITY in THAT HELL!! Mark my words SINNERS!!
Now ya New Agey folks thinks ya is goin to pass into bliss when ya SINNER BEHINDS DIE. Ya'll goin to get BLISS alright! The bliss (ifin ya can call it that) of ETERNAL FIRE! Ya'll consults ya crystals and WITCH CARDS thinkin those things be "ORALS" but they is EVIL abominations of the PIT and in doin what ya'll does ya is actin jist like the SINFUL PHILISTINES and EVIL BABYLONIANS of old!! FORSAKE YOU NEW AGEY SIN! FORSAKE YOU WITCHERY! FORSAKE YOU LESSbianism! AND all ya HOMERSEXUALS out there had bess FORSAKE YOU SODOMY! Listen her all ya SODOMITES! The human ANUS was made for put WASTE out and NOT for takin it in!! Get a GRIPS! What ya'll does is UNNATURAL and SINFUL ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD AND EVER BLESSED ANGEL IN HEAVEN!!
Now, some ya'll, speakin of angels, is prayin to the angels. Some ya'll be thinkin that an angel is a nice little baby faced FREAK with little wings on it's back. But ya'll is WRONG! God sent the angels to DESTROY SODOM AND GOMORRAH! Don't ya'll knows that? Read the OLD TESTAMENT and ya'll will discover that most angels are KILLERS and DESTROYERS of human being who are SINNERS! They come not jist bearing the Lord's message BUT also bearing HIS WRATH!! They is NOT little baby faced things with little wings on their backs! They is POWERFUL BEINGS always ready to do what the LORD commands and EVEN complete and TOTAL DESTRUCTION if that be what the LORD commands them to do! And as fir prayin to and worshippin the angels the BIBLE KJV1611 clearly teaches that, THAT is an OUTRIGHT ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!! NO holy angel of the LORD is goin to lets ya bow before HIM (there AIN'T no FEMALE angels either! ALL angels is MALES!!) and pray to him or worship him. Ifin HE be a HOLY angel then HE is goin to STOP ya from doin that BUT ifin HE be a FALLEN ANGEL then HE is jist goin to stand there and lets ya pray to and worship HIM all ya'll wants!
Now I knows I has said lots of stuff here tonight BUT I is ON FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT tonight! I is DRUNK in the HOLY SPIRIT! The LORD isa MOVIN' me tonight! Praise the Lord! Glory HALALULU!!
The LORD"S SPIRIT is FILLIN ME UP tonight and I knows all ya SINNERS in this world has GOTS to STOP all ya's SIN and ABOMINATIONS!! JESUSa isa COMIN'A! I wants YA to BE READY! I wants ya'll to SURRENDER you HEATHEN SOULS to the LORD JESUS TONIGHT!! GET SAVED TONIGHT!! Accept JESUSa as you SAVIOR and REPENT OF ALL YOU EVIL AND VILE SINS (and God knows ya's gots VOLUMES of books in Heaven FILLED with all sorts of SINS ya've committed). It ain't NO SECRET! God knows ALL ya SINS from the very day that ya little baby HEAVEN naked butt was born into this world. YOU were BORN IN SIN! That be why ya'll need to come to JESUS and, that be rit....COME ON IN!!
Now all this SPIRIT FILLIN and DRUNKENESS in the LORD be getting this OLD EVANGELIST tired. So, I is goin to end tonights message fir now. But, I is goin to end it by invitin' ya SINFUL HEATHENS to COME TO THE LORD! Is ya'll tired of you lifes? Do it seems like ever corner ya turn ya is met by more DEFEAT, more DESPAIR, more LOSS? Is ya tired of bein jist a CHEAP PIECE OF PIE for the pleasure of some SEXUAL PERVERT? Ain't ya tired of bein some body's FAIRY BOY? You life is a BATTLEFIELD and YOU must turn to the LORD and begin to FIGHT against that OLD DICKIE the Devil. Ya gots to come to JESUSa cuz there AIN'T NO OTHER WAY!
The END OF THE WORLD might be tomorrow! Ya mights wake up in the morning and see JESUS and his ARMY of ANGELS comin in the sky and KILLIN SINNERS like YOU! Ifin ya see that then it be ALREADY TOO LATE FOR YA!! NOW is THE TIME for ya to REPENT and CONFESS TO THE LORDa!!
Now, after ya gives ya life over to JESUSa join the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH cuz it is GOD'S only TRUE CHRISTIAN church on the face of this DEMON PLANET! It IS the ONLY LIGHT in this world of SIN, HOMERISM, AND DARKNESS! Glory!! And after ya accepts JESUSa as you SAVIOR hit the DONATION button on these pages of this forum and DONATE YOU BANK ACCOUNTS TO THE GLORY OF THE LORD!! Ya is goin to have JESUSa and so what else could ya even want or need? NOTHIN cuz ya is goin to have JESUSa! If ya turn to CHIRST JESUS...SWEET JESUS...but ya don't wants to contribute to the Lord's ONLY TRUE Church then think bouts this:
Amen? GLORY HALALULU and PRAISE THE LORD. And ya'll remembers out there in the Internetland....
JESUS IS LORD!
Praise God!!
Now there be NO DOUBT in my mind that we IS livin' in the LAST DAYS! Armaggedon be jist 'round the corner! JESUS' SECOND COMING will soon be happenin' whether ya'll believes it or not!! All the signs of HIS COMIN' be ALREADY fulfilled and we is like in a holdin' pattern rit now jist waitin' for the COMING OF THE LORD. Now I knows all ya SINNERS don't believes none of this and I knows all ya HEATHENS be thinkin I is jist some crazy old drunken EVANGELIST out of his mind BUT all ya SINNERS IS WRONG and you is SOON goin to find out jist how WRONG ya is! When ya sees the LORD JESUS comin in the sky with his ARMY OF ANGELS all ya SINNERS is goin to be runnin' fir ya lives. Ya is all goin to be SCREAMIN and HOLLERIN cuz ya is goin to knows BEYOND DOUBT that the LORD isa comin' to SLAY YOU sorry rear ends!
Now ya SINNERS be thinkin that you is goin to SNEEK you way into HEAVEN like some SLIPPERY and SLY SERPENT. But ya ain't goin to be able to do that cuz the LORD sees EVER THING like he gots a thousand eyes in his head. Some ya'll be thinkin that if you jist be kind and nice that the Lord is goin to take ya with Him into Heaven but, again, ya is WRONG. Bein' nice AIN'T goin to gets ya into Heaven!! In fact, the ONLY thing that is goin' to get you HEATHEN ASSES into HEAVEN is JESUS CHRIST and HIS GRACE!!
John 14:6 says, "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
NOTICE it says that JESUS is the ONLY WAY? Ya ain't goin to gets into HEAVEN by ANY OTHER WAY!! It says NO man cometh unto THE FATHER but by ME!! Ya'll can be as nice and kind as ya wants and it ain't doin ya one bit of good as far as the LORD is concerned. Ya'll can do all the nice things for all the nice causes in this world ya wants and it AIN'T doin NONE of ya ANY GOOD cuz ya DON'T gets to HEAVEN by ya GOOD WORKS! The ONLY WAY to gets there is to REPENT of all ya SINS and ACCPET JESUS CHRIST as ya's SAVIOR AND LORD!!
Now this world is FILLED with ABOMINATION and SIN and there ain't no doubts 'bout that. This world is EVIL and VILE! This world is nothin' more than a SNAKE PIT OF SIN AND DEBAUCHERY! Rit now the Devil is the lord of this world but that is SOON goin to CHANGE! Ya'll knows the lord of this world, the DEVIL, don't ya's? Well ya'll SHOULD cuz he is you FATHER which ya'll follows in ever thing ya'll does ever day! Ya gots to GET AWAY from that OLD DEVIL! Ya gots to FORSAKE that OLD DICKIE!!
Listen here! We IS alivin' in the LAST DAYS! These ARE the END TIMES! The DEVIL already knows his time is SHORT and that be why there is so much SIN in the world today. This world and YOU LIFE is a SPIRITUAL BATTLEFIELD! Don't ya'll see that? Why ya thinks ya lives is so MISERABLE and UNHAPPY? That OLD DICKIE isa fightin agin ya ever day BUT ya'll ain't fightin' him back! But ya'll gots to fight back agin that OLD DEVIL or ya is goin to spend ETERNITY IN HELL with that OLD DICKIE!!
All the HOMERSEXUALISM and LESSbianism in this world today IS the result of the DEVIL tellin' ya to do his EVIL works for him and ya'll IS doin it! All the hate and greed in this world comes straight from SATAN'S own buttocks!! It be like that OLD DICKIE is blowin a BIG fart in the wind and all ya SINNERS is jist a lickin it all up like HEATHEN DOGS eatin' their own VOMIT! All the crime in this world is comin' straight from the DEVIL HIMSELF along with all the WITCHERY in this world and NEW AGEY trash! It's ALL from HELL and it is goin to get YOU an ETERNITY in THAT HELL!! Mark my words SINNERS!!
Now ya New Agey folks thinks ya is goin to pass into bliss when ya SINNER BEHINDS DIE. Ya'll goin to get BLISS alright! The bliss (ifin ya can call it that) of ETERNAL FIRE! Ya'll consults ya crystals and WITCH CARDS thinkin those things be "ORALS" but they is EVIL abominations of the PIT and in doin what ya'll does ya is actin jist like the SINFUL PHILISTINES and EVIL BABYLONIANS of old!! FORSAKE YOU NEW AGEY SIN! FORSAKE YOU WITCHERY! FORSAKE YOU LESSbianism! AND all ya HOMERSEXUALS out there had bess FORSAKE YOU SODOMY! Listen her all ya SODOMITES! The human ANUS was made for put WASTE out and NOT for takin it in!! Get a GRIPS! What ya'll does is UNNATURAL and SINFUL ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD AND EVER BLESSED ANGEL IN HEAVEN!!
Now, some ya'll, speakin of angels, is prayin to the angels. Some ya'll be thinkin that an angel is a nice little baby faced FREAK with little wings on it's back. But ya'll is WRONG! God sent the angels to DESTROY SODOM AND GOMORRAH! Don't ya'll knows that? Read the OLD TESTAMENT and ya'll will discover that most angels are KILLERS and DESTROYERS of human being who are SINNERS! They come not jist bearing the Lord's message BUT also bearing HIS WRATH!! They is NOT little baby faced things with little wings on their backs! They is POWERFUL BEINGS always ready to do what the LORD commands and EVEN complete and TOTAL DESTRUCTION if that be what the LORD commands them to do! And as fir prayin to and worshippin the angels the BIBLE KJV1611 clearly teaches that, THAT is an OUTRIGHT ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!! NO holy angel of the LORD is goin to lets ya bow before HIM (there AIN'T no FEMALE angels either! ALL angels is MALES!!) and pray to him or worship him. Ifin HE be a HOLY angel then HE is goin to STOP ya from doin that BUT ifin HE be a FALLEN ANGEL then HE is jist goin to stand there and lets ya pray to and worship HIM all ya'll wants!
Now I knows I has said lots of stuff here tonight BUT I is ON FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT tonight! I is DRUNK in the HOLY SPIRIT! The LORD isa MOVIN' me tonight! Praise the Lord! Glory HALALULU!!
The LORD"S SPIRIT is FILLIN ME UP tonight and I knows all ya SINNERS in this world has GOTS to STOP all ya's SIN and ABOMINATIONS!! JESUSa isa COMIN'A! I wants YA to BE READY! I wants ya'll to SURRENDER you HEATHEN SOULS to the LORD JESUS TONIGHT!! GET SAVED TONIGHT!! Accept JESUSa as you SAVIOR and REPENT OF ALL YOU EVIL AND VILE SINS (and God knows ya's gots VOLUMES of books in Heaven FILLED with all sorts of SINS ya've committed). It ain't NO SECRET! God knows ALL ya SINS from the very day that ya little baby HEAVEN naked butt was born into this world. YOU were BORN IN SIN! That be why ya'll need to come to JESUS and, that be rit....COME ON IN!!
Now all this SPIRIT FILLIN and DRUNKENESS in the LORD be getting this OLD EVANGELIST tired. So, I is goin to end tonights message fir now. But, I is goin to end it by invitin' ya SINFUL HEATHENS to COME TO THE LORD! Is ya'll tired of you lifes? Do it seems like ever corner ya turn ya is met by more DEFEAT, more DESPAIR, more LOSS? Is ya tired of bein jist a CHEAP PIECE OF PIE for the pleasure of some SEXUAL PERVERT? Ain't ya tired of bein some body's FAIRY BOY? You life is a BATTLEFIELD and YOU must turn to the LORD and begin to FIGHT against that OLD DICKIE the Devil. Ya gots to come to JESUSa cuz there AIN'T NO OTHER WAY!
The END OF THE WORLD might be tomorrow! Ya mights wake up in the morning and see JESUS and his ARMY of ANGELS comin in the sky and KILLIN SINNERS like YOU! Ifin ya see that then it be ALREADY TOO LATE FOR YA!! NOW is THE TIME for ya to REPENT and CONFESS TO THE LORDa!!
Now, after ya gives ya life over to JESUSa join the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH cuz it is GOD'S only TRUE CHRISTIAN church on the face of this DEMON PLANET! It IS the ONLY LIGHT in this world of SIN, HOMERISM, AND DARKNESS! Glory!! And after ya accepts JESUSa as you SAVIOR hit the DONATION button on these pages of this forum and DONATE YOU BANK ACCOUNTS TO THE GLORY OF THE LORD!! Ya is goin to have JESUSa and so what else could ya even want or need? NOTHIN cuz ya is goin to have JESUSa! If ya turn to CHIRST JESUS...SWEET JESUS...but ya don't wants to contribute to the Lord's ONLY TRUE Church then think bouts this:
The FAITHFUL and TRUE CHRISTIANS donate!
SINNERS DON'T!!
SINNERS DON'T!!
Amen? GLORY HALALULU and PRAISE THE LORD. And ya'll remembers out there in the Internetland....
JESUS IS LORD!
Praise God!!
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