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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #1

    Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197
      #2
      Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

      Exactly! Friday, Saturday, and Sunday - three days and nights!

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        • Bob4God
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          Hands folded for Jesus
           
          • Apr 2008
          • 5274
          #3
          Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

          I can't imagine how torturous it must have been for our dear LORD suffering in the inferno He and His Father designed to burn sinners alive in. I hope that satan didn't... you know...
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            • Don Bozo el Guapo
              God's Pincushion
              • Apr 2008
              • 651
              #4
              Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

              Is this guy preaching to himself in some institution ? The place looks huantingly familiar, police interogation room maybe ?
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                  I think the preacher is a little confused

                  By "hell" in this case, he means the "place of the dead" Jesus went to to pick up those who had died before His coming: e.g. Adam, Seth, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph (Jacob's son), Judah, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, Gideon, Samson, David, Joash, Josiah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Judas Maccabeus, Joseph (Jesus' foster father), Joachim, Anne, Simeon, John the Baptist, and several others.
                  ACTS 5:29
                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      I think the preacher is a little confused

                      By "hell" in this case, he means the "place of the dead" Jesus went to to pick up those who had died before His coming: e.g. Adam, Seth, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph (Jacob's son), Judah, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, Gideon, Samson, David, Joash, Josiah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Judas Maccabeus, Joseph (Jesus' foster father), Joachim, Anne, Simeon, John the Baptist, and several others.
                      Stop posting your Catholic nonsense on our precious boards!

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          I think the preacher is a little confused

                          By "hell" in this case, he means the "place of the dead" Jesus went to to pick up those who had died before His coming: e.g. Adam, Seth, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph (Jacob's son), Judah, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, Gideon, Samson, David, Joash, Josiah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Judas Maccabeus, Joseph (Jesus' foster father), Joachim, Anne, Simeon, John the Baptist, and several others.
                          Do papists believe in multiple hells? According to your own catechism (and may Jesus forgive me for quoting it, even to rebuke a Romanist), Christ descended into hell, and it doesn't say that "hell" actually means something other than hell. In fact, it says the following:
                          Scripture calls the abode of the dead, to which the dead Christ went down, "hell" - Sheol in Hebrew or Hades in Greek - because those who are there are deprived of the vision of God.
                          ...meaning that hell is hell, and that's that.

                          Then again, you'll find out soon enough just what constitutes hell.
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                            • Pastor Rune Enoe
                              Apostle of the North
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11679
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              I think the preacher is a little confused

                              By "hell" in this case, he means the "place of the dead" Jesus went to to pick up those who had died before His coming: e.g. Adam, Seth, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph (Jacob's son), Judah, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, Gideon, Samson, David, Joash, Josiah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Judas Maccabeus, Joseph (Jesus' foster father), Joachim, Anne, Simeon, John the Baptist, and several others.
                              That's right. Jesus picked up everybody except for a slew of Catholic popes, because Jesus couldn't tell the popes from the devils.

                              Here's an old print from Landover's library. Notice the coat of arms over the doorway, and the Devil's triple crown:

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                              Lo the Popes kitchin where his Soules are fried,
                              Call'd Purgatorie, see his pardons tied
                              on stringes; his Triple-Crowne the Divell weares
                              And ore the dore the Popes owne Armes hee beares.
                              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                                • JennyD
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                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 9567
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                  I think the preacher is a little confused

                                  By "hell" in this case, he means the "place of the dead" Jesus went to to pick up those who had died before His coming: e.g. Adam, Seth, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph (Jacob's son), Judah, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, Gideon, Samson, David, Joash, Josiah, Daniel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Judas Maccabeus, Joseph (Jesus' foster father), Joachim, Anne, Simeon, John the Baptist, and several others.
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                                    • Meek and Humble
                                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                      Biblical Black Belt
                                      Jr. Pastor
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 6197
                                      #10
                                      Re: Jesus Christ spent 3 days and 3 nights in Hell

                                      Another thing, "Father", doesn't the Bible say Moses' body was taken up to heaven? Didn't Jesus have a chat with Moses on top of a mountain, along with Elijah, who was also taken up? If so, how can you say Jesus had to take him out of hell???

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