[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

Rachael... The "Us" refered to in those passages, are the children of God. You do remember that there were angels before humans right?

Have you never referred to yourself in the plural, or in third person? I do this all the time when talking to uneducated people. They seem to understand the lingo better. Could God not have done the same? I think so, but I am a puny human, and can not possibly understand Him.

Rachael probably thinks God is some sort of psycho with multiple personality disorder!

[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

Just ignore them, they're stupid in more ways than I could ever imagine. The Gospels were written years after Jesus' death too and probably under the influence of drugs. They're Bundt cakes but funny as hell, lol.

[R-R-R]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

Just ignore them, they're stupid in more ways than I could ever imagine. The Gospels were written years after Jesus' death too and probably under the influence of drugs. They're Bundt cakes but funny as hell, lol.

You might want to watch your language lady, you can be put on moderation for such uncharming use of the English language...

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

Just ignore them, they're stupid in more ways than I could ever imagine. The Gospels were written years after Jesus' death too and probably under the influence of drugs. They're Bundt cakes but funny as hell, lol.

My dear Lester:

Why have you come to God's Favorite Forum, if all you desire is to persecute us?

We are here to share the Truth about God and Jesus, as He has revealed in His Holy Word, the Bible.

God has made you an offer, Lester. He's willing to give you (yes, you, even after your vulgar language!) the chance to live for all eternity in Heaven with Him! Doesn't that sound nice? Especially when compared to the sole alternative, burning in infinite torture in Hell?

No fear of death . . . no worrying about what may become of you after you die . . . How delightful, you say!

And what must you do to receive this wondrous gift? It's not much.

All you have to do is take responsibility for your life by turning it over to Jesus in all aspects! Just give God and Jesus complete, unhesitating, and unquestioning obedience in all matters for the rest of eternity, and you get to spend eternity worshipping and praising and serving Him in Heaven!

Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Oh, and should you choose to disobey at any point, God, in His infinite love and mercy, will always keep a very warm place for you.

It's called Hell, the unquenchable lake of fire. If you disobey God at all in any way, that's where you'll go!

Late for evening fawning at His Holy Feet? You'll get kicked out of Heaven. <boot>

Oh, you don't feel like carrying incense for Him today? Straight down the un-greased chute to Hell.

Yes, Heaven will be a glorious place, full of beauty and the Glory of God. And as long as you obey God's every command, you get to stay there!

You can start on your path to Heaven by reading the entire King James 1611 Bible, starting with Genesis and ending with Revelation. Along the way, I suggest you take notes on each chapter . . . what happened, any special verses, and most of all, what the chapter tells you about God and Jesus!

Soon, you'll love and fear God just as much as we True Christians do, and you'll follow every single word of God's Word!

[R-R-R]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

Bundt cakes

They changed it into 'bundt cakes'?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many gods are there meant to be in xtianity?

They changed it into 'bundt cakes'?

It rhymed with the vulgarity she originally used.