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  • heyheyitsdummy
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    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2009
    • 2

    #1

    i would like to know...

    Why is it that the passage of the snake and eve in the garden of eden meant to be taken literally, yet jesus's command to sell everything you own is metaphorical?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: i would like to know...

    Originally posted by heyheyitsdummy View Post
    Why is it that the passage of the snake and eve in the garden of eden meant to be taken literally, yet jesus's command to sell everything you own is metaphorical?
    Please show us which Scripture in the Holy Bible tells us that Genesis is "metaphorical."

    And you will please capitalize words like "Jesus," or you will be asked to leave.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 450

      #3
      Re: i would like to know...

      Originally posted by heyheyitsdummy View Post
      Why is it that the passage of the snake and eve in the garden of eden meant to be taken literally, yet jesus's command to sell everything you own is metaphorical?
      Let me tell you one other thing, you booger from Satan's nostril:

      No one has ever said that Jesus' command to the young rich man was metaphorical. The truth of the matter was, it was a command to him, and him alone! Because Jesus knew he had great possessions, and yes, it is difficult for those with great possessions to own them rather than to be owned by them. But this is never a problem for True Christians(TM) because as Jesus said,

      Matthew 19 (AV1611 King James Bible)
      23Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. 24And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
      25When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?
      26But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

      So you see, my feeble-minded, weak-willed, limp-wristed, God-hating, fool of fools, YOU DO NOT KNOW GOD OR THE BIBLE! So anticipate burning in a lake of fire, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, while you are forced to watch us eat peeled delectable grapes from the hands of cherubim!

      In Christ
      Warren

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