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  • moofy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2007
    • 66

    #1

    Sporting a camel?

    God thinks camels are nasty ladies as he should.

    You will burn in hell if you dare to sport one.

    Leviticus 11:4
    4 " 'There are some that only chew the cud or only have a split hoof, but you must not eat them. The camel, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is ceremonially unclean for you. <----- Yup, that's really unclean bro!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

    Listen up towelhead; Jesus is not interested in the public display of your perversions.

    Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

    And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

      And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15

      Wow. I didn't know he was into the animal thing. Maybe moofy is kind of a play on words for what a bound and gagged dog says. What a sicko.

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      • moofy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2007
        • 66

        #4
        Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Wow. I didn't know he was into the animal thing. Maybe moofy is kind of a play on words for what a bound and gagged dog says. What a sicko.

        ohhh, that was lame hillbilly

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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991

          #5
          Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

          Originally posted by Mr.moochy View Post
          ohhh, that was lame hillbilly
          Mr.Moofer, i not think Mr.Deaner from them appalay-chian mountins an that he have a dud leg but even if he is from there, it be nothin to be ashameds of, it just mean he lurve his family lots an lots

          he provideds us wiv good insite into your nawty use of scriptures an you gotta takes your rebukin wiv good graces an a humble hart

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Sporting a camel?

            Originally posted by moofy View Post
            God thinks camels are nasty ladies as he should.

            You will burn in hell if you dare to sport one.

            I don't know about burning in hell, but they do look as though they would be quite uncomfortable.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Listen up towelhead; Jesus is not interested in the public display of your perversions.

              Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

              And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15
              These Homers should definitely be put to death by the Hand of God....
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              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Sporting a cameltoe?

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                These Homers should definitely be put to death by the Hand of God....
                [ATTACH]1940[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]1941[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]1942[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]1943[/ATTACH]

                If bad taste wer a capital offense, the first two would definitely be on death row.
                I can't tell if the guy in the third pic (the one with an actual dromedary) is actually trying to mate with the poor beast or is trying to get onto its back to ride it. Either way, he's not going to have any success.
                But what crime has the poor squirrel committed? He can't help the way he's hung.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Sporting a camel?

                  Frankly I am more concerned with the way these sand nigras carry on and cavort in very public ways with their "girlfriends". I mean our Godly American boys are over there fighting to impose democracy on them, and this is the thanks we get?


                  Moofy's mom and dad
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • nikilds
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 164

                    #10
                    Re: Sporting a camel?



                    Thats about as Christlike as Kate Moss's CD she takes lines off of.
                    Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
                    Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: Sporting a camel?

                      Would you believe there is even a song about this. Deplorable!

                      Please do not click on the link unless your faith in the LORD is very strong.



                      Disgusted, Sister Thumper
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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #12
                        Re: Sporting a camel?

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        Would you believe there is even a song about this. Deplorable!

                        Please do not click on the link unless your faith in the LORD is very strong.



                        Disgusted, Sister Thumper
                        Gross in places, and yet hilarious!
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: Sporting a camel?

                          I was told this Picture has something to do with a Camel but I just can't see it.

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                          ........ or was it a Horse?

                          Darn it, I can't remember now.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #14
                            Re: Sporting a camel?

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            I was told this Picture has something to do with a Camel but I just can't see it.

                            [ATTACH]2008[/ATTACH]

                            ........ or was it a Horse?

                            Darn it, I can't remember now.
                            More like mutant mule.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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