it not fair!

[savemenow]

Re: it not fair!

Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

That's exactly what happened! On all official reports.

[deadman]

Re: it not fair!

*sigh*

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Friend why do you say peace "only" upon muslims ?@?

look I love muslims,. But friend we must all love each other in a socialist paradise.



Together we can find peace and love

[TruePath]

Re: it not fair!

why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him


Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)


nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me

*sigh*

[klaangen]

Re: it not fair!

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

Haha, stupid fucking dog...

peace be with you!

[Noah Dint]

Re: it not fair!

Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: it not fair!

Dearest Petal,

As always your innocence and gentle nature shine through.

If I were you I would bring some sort of large caliber handgun to Sunday School next week, place it in your teachers face, and ask forgiveness for being late.

[Petal]

Re: it not fair!

Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.

thank you Miss.Mary Maria, i gonna prays that you talk to her real good cuz it mite make her start waxings her upper lip agains, tho she prolly gonna blame satan for not havings no wax i bets it be ok for her to do that, she such a hippocrite satan made me types that, it true

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.

[Petal]

why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him


Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)


nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me