it not fair!

[Petal]

why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him


Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)


nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.

[Petal]

Re: it not fair!

Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.

thank you Miss.Mary Maria, i gonna prays that you talk to her real good cuz it mite make her start waxings her upper lip agains, tho she prolly gonna blame satan for not havings no wax i bets it be ok for her to do that, she such a hippocrite satan made me types that, it true

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Dearest Petal,

As always your innocence and gentle nature shine through.

If I were you I would bring some sort of large caliber handgun to Sunday School next week, place it in your teachers face, and ask forgiveness for being late.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.

[Noah Dint]

Re: it not fair!

Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

[klaangen]

Re: it not fair!

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

Haha, stupid fucking dog...

peace be with you!

[TruePath]

Re: it not fair!

why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him


Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)


nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me

*sigh*

[deadman]

Re: it not fair!

*sigh*

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Peace be upon those who follow the true path

Friend why do you say peace "only" upon muslims ?@?

look I love muslims,. But friend we must all love each other in a socialist paradise.



Together we can find peace and love

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.

It was kinda' the dog's fault.

-ND

That's exactly what happened! On all official reports.

[savemenow]

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Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: it not fair!

Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?

Nobody is perfect and Sister Petal is no exception. But what is exceptional about Sister Petal is her zeal and dedication.
There aren't many people who take to Baptist and Baptize like Sister Petal does. Her innocence is so refreshing. If only the world had more Petal's.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: it not fair!

Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?

No, the poodle committed suicide by Petal. Saying that "Petal killed a poodle" would be like saying "Bobby-Joe and the security team beat another black guy to death" or "that handsome young plumber went down into Pastor Ezekiel's basement and no-one's seen him since." Sure, on a superficial level the statement may appear to have some kind of truth, but when you know the situation properly and you're aware of all the facts, you understand that it was completely different.

[TruePath]

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Friend why do you say peace "only" upon muslims ?@?

look I love muslims,. But friend we must all love each other in a socialist paradise.

Together we can find peace and love

Salam'u'Aleykum communist gook.

Insha'Allah we will one day all live in peace and love in a Sharia Paradise.

Maash'Allah B. Hussein Obama is making the paths clear for us!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: it not fair!

Salam'u'Aleykum communist gook.

Insha'Allah we will one day all live in peace and love in a Sharia Paradise.

Maash'Allah B. Hussein Obama is making the paths clear for us!

If you wish to stay here and learn more about Jesus, you will speak American ONLY! Understand, Ali Baba?