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  • Fish
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You're quoting that out of context, heathen.
    Actually in context of the last supper it becomes very relevant and in context.

    Or does your Church not celebrate the Eucharist?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    John 6:53

    Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.

    Are all Christians cannibals?
    You're quoting that out of context, heathen.

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  • Fish
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.

    The Pope is an wizened old lump of antichristian flesh that thinks he's a cannibal. It's not hard to see where they got the name from.
    John 6:53

    Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you.

    Are all Christians cannibals?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Cannibal Corpse is *NOT* a Catholic band, they are quiete the opposite.
    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.

    The Pope is an wizened old lump of antichristian flesh that thinks he's a cannibal. It's not hard to see where they got the name from.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    1. Meat Hook Sodomy (Cannibal Corpses)

    Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
    Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
    Hung upside down, holes punctured through half-chewed
    Gristle, debauchery, with dead bodeys turning green
    Upheaveal of human entrails
    Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
    Obscene feeling deep inside me
    Dislocating, separating a blood-drenched body
    Begin the anal grouting.....................continued pretty much the same.

    Sounds like another day at the Orifice for your average Cattylick Priest.

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  • Fish
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    The evidence for this homer being a Papist dog is mounting. Not only does he name himself after the Catlick false idol, Dagon, but the very mention of the notorious Mary-Hailers Cannibal Corpse brings an involuntary smile to his lips. This is a True ChristianChurch, my fishy friend, and followers of the false Roman whore cult are not welcome here! Begone!
    Cannibal Corpse is *NOT* a Catholic band, they are quiete the opposite.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Do you consider the word of God amusing, homer?
    We aren't here to entertain mockers like you, and the KJV1611 wasn't written for such purposes either!
    Get thee hence and go to hell.
    The evidence for this homer being a Papist dog is mounting. Not only does he name himself after the Catlick false idol, Dagon, but the very mention of the notorious Mary-Hailers Cannibal Corpse brings an involuntary smile to his lips. This is a True ChristianChurch, my fishy friend, and followers of the false Roman whore cult are not welcome here! Begone!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Do you consider the word of God amusing, homer?
    We aren't here to entertain mockers like you, and the KJV1611 wasn't written for such purposes either!
    Get thee hence and go to hell.

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  • Fish
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    There is a valuable lesson in this story for the Christian youth of today. If the "cool kids" at your school try to tempt you to do sinful things like smoking marijuana or fornicating out of wedlock or listen to Catholic bands like Cannibal Corpse, and they try and impress you by turning rods into snakes, or water into blood, just ask them to try and turn dust into lice. There is no way they'll be able to do it. Only God can do that. They'll be shown up like the losers they are.

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  • SUV
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Oooh, Goodie! This is just like Bible Study with Uncle Harry except we're not having a quiz or a Deuteronomy Deul - are we?

    And I know, Brother T, that you would never, ever make me sit next to that bald-headed "Man!"

    SUV

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
    no but logic is true!
    DIVINE logic is true, that is the kind of logic that is based on the Bible. (KJV1611)
    Sickular logic is FALSE, as is everything in opposition to the KJV1611.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
    no but logic is true!


    So you are saying your delusition is the truth?

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  • bridging-the-gap
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    no but logic is true!
    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Huh? Did you just say "logic is what we base our shared delusion on?"

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
    logic is what the world is made up from.


    Huh? Did you just say "logic is what we base our shared delusion on?"

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  • bridging-the-gap
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    Re: A tale of God and lice

    logic is what the world is made up from.
    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    Some losers these days think they can explain away the plagues in Egypt with some form of LOGIC or REASON.

    That there was a volcano eruption or something.

    That volcano caused a mudslide that made the Nile appear to be blood (but it was actually a reddish mud) and killed the fish.

    The second plague of frogs, they claim happened because the frogs all jumped out of the muddy water.

    The third plague of lice, they claim was because the people couldn't wash themselves in the bloody water.

    The fourth plague of flies they claim happened because there was all kinds of dieing frogs lying around.

    The fifth plague of diseased livestock, they blame on the flies, and lice.

    The sixth plague, of boils on people they claim was just the lice got infected or something.

    The seventh plague, of hail, they claim was actually from the volcano eruption.

    The eighth plague of locust they claim was the locusts eating all the knocked over crops that were stirred up from the flaming hail.

    The ninth plague of darkness, they claim was the cloud of ash.

    The 10th plague of death of the first born was pretty much inevitable as there was no water to drink, no food to eat, people were covered in lice and boils.

    But that's all wrong because God did it!

    YIC
    V

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