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  • Mikhael
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged Godmocker
    • Jan 2010
    • 8
    #1

    We are all sinners!

    Acts 16:28 :But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.

    According to this we are all sinners. I say this because pretty much all food found at your local supermarket (or anywhere besides an organic market) is pumped full of drugs and other things (unless otherwise stated as organic) and does somewhat harm us, we eat it and therefore are harming ourselves. That's not all, its known that the air is befouled by things such as cars and factories, therefore we are all sinning by breathing in the deadly toxins we pollute our atmosphere with and harming ourselves by doing so. If that isn't enough for you, it's a proven fact that looking at a computer screen causes damage to your eyes, therefore everyone here is defying the word of God through harming themselves simply by getting on their computer. There's a reason why Apples insignia is a piece of fruit with a bite taken out of it. Also I hope none of you take medicine when you're sick for that does damage to your liver and thus you are harming yourself every time you take an Advil. If anyone wants to tell me that harming yourself isn't a sin even though its clearly stated that it is then I guess were all going to hell.
    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263
      #2
      Re: We are all sinners!

      Originally posted by StMikhael View Post
      I say this because pretty much all food found at your local supermarket
      I grow my own food like God intended, not from a supermarket.

      Originally posted by StMikhael View Post
      every time you take an Advil.
      I don't need Advil or medicine but prayer. All medicine does it get rid of the symptoms, not the actual cause (that God is displeased). Also, "Advil" looks a lot like "Devil". The Devil like to leave hints...

      You seem to assume we are decadent like the false Christians you have met before. This is a forum aimed at True Christians (and those aspiring to be) who follow the Bible.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Mikhael
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged Godmocker
          • Jan 2010
          • 8
          #3
          Re: We are all sinners!

          Originally posted by Mikhael View Post

          That's not all, its known that the air is befouled by things such as cars and factories, therefore we are all sinning by breathing in the deadly toxins we pollute our atmosphere with and harming ourselves by doing so. If that isn't enough for you, it's a proven fact that looking at a computer screen causes damage to your eyes, therefore everyone here is defying the word of God through harming themselves simply by getting on their computer.
          I take it you decided not to comment on the things you actually doing, quite amusing.
          Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
          1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
          1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: We are all sinners!

              Originally posted by Mikhael View Post
              I take it you decided not to comment on the things you actually doing, quite amusing.
              If you read Acts 16:27 as well, you would realize how foolish you are:

              Acts 16:27 And the keeper of the prison awaking out of his sleep, and seeing the prison doors open, he drew out his sword, and would have killed himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.

              Acts 16:28 But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.

              So Paul tells the keeper not to kill himself because the prisoners have not fled. The rest of your blub is just TLDR mental masturbation based on an erroneous assumption. You might want to tell this to the atheist website you copy/pasted Acts 16:28 from.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: We are all sinners!

                  Originally posted by Mikhael View Post
                  I take it you decided not to comment on the things you actually doing, quite amusing.
                  I decided not to comment because you're a teenaged idiot. And not amusing at all.

                  Why don't you go back to your pals at 4chan and leave us to worship Jesus in peace?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mikhael
                      Unsaved trash, Teenaged Godmocker
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 8
                      #6
                      Re: We are all sinners!

                      Okay, I'm not sure why I'm being attacked here. I may be a teenage idiot, and I came here looking for guidance and to expand my faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, instead I'm insulted whether then being clarified. So am I sinning by doing the things I stated above or not? I'm just looking for help since obviously I'm an inexperienced teenage idiot.
                      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263
                          #7
                          Re: We are all sinners!

                          Originally posted by Mikhael View Post
                          So am I sinning by doing the things I stated above or not?
                          I just explained that this verse was about Paul telling the keeper not to kill himself. Unless you are thinking of killing yourself because your prisoners have fled, this passage does not apply to you.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Mikhael
                              Unsaved trash, Teenaged Godmocker
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 8
                              #8
                              Re: We are all sinners!

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              I just explained that this verse was about Paul telling the keeper not to kill himself. Unless you are thinking of killing yourself because your prisoners have fled, this passage does not apply to you.
                              Okay thank you, but one more thing, is harming myself by doing things like eating at Mcdonalds or taking medicine when I'm sick a sin?
                              Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                              1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                              1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                                • GOD=life
                                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 3263
                                  #9
                                  Re: We are all sinners!

                                  You got one question answered... why not see it as an exercise to answer the next yourself?
                                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                  Matthew 7:22                                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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