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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11680
    #61
    Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    Last night I found an online KJV1611 --

    http://davenettlesgospelmusic.netfirms.com/thewebrowserbible/indexI.html


    -- now would you recommend this one? ... seems pretty good to me ... but if you know of a better one, do let me know right away!

    Already I'm discoveriing many passages and verses I didn't understand before
    I find it pretty annoying the way it refreshes the page every 10 seconds.

    I'd rather wear out my old eyes at sites like www.jesus-is-savior.com and www.jesus-is-lord.com. Not to mention some of the Godly Chick tracts like Are Roman Catholics Christians?, Allah Had No Son and The Death Cookie. In The Attack, Jack Chick shows why The Holy King James Bible 1611 is the only book you'll ever want to read (besides Chick tracts, that is).
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843
        #62
        Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

        Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post

        I find it pretty annoying the way it refreshes the page every 10 seconds.

        I'd rather wear out my old eyes at sites like www.jesus-is-savior.com and www.jesus-is-lord.com. Not to mention some of the Godly Chick tracts like Are Roman Catholics Christians?, Allah Had No Son and The Death Cookie. In The Attack, Jack Chick shows why The Holy King James Bible 1611 is the only book you'll ever want to read (besides Chick tracts, that is).
        You know what? -- I came across every single one of these sites last night as I was looking for the KJV1611 online -- how about that! -- saved em all to favorites too.

        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668
            #63
            Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

            When is Judgement day due?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #64
                Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                When is Judgement day due?
                The Holy Bible has the answer to this and all of your questions.

                1 Thessalonians 5:1 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
                5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
                5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.

                That means any day now. Are YOU ready?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668
                    #65
                    Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                    Am I ready? Yeah, are YOU ready?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #66
                        Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                        Am I ready? Yeah, are YOU ready?
                        You are unsaved and unwashed by the sweet saving blood of Christ, because you are living deep in sin.

                        I have accepted Christ as my Savior and am Saved by His Grace. I am sin free, Praise Jesus.

                        Now which of us is actually prepared for Jesus to return? Put down your bong and your gay porn and think seriously about this.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Homertard
                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 668
                            #67
                            Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                            No, you THINK I am. But God probaly thinks different. If you Judge me, I'll Judge you.

                            Oh but I am thinking clearly.

                            Gay porn? Nah, I'm a very straight person. Gay porn is gross.

                            I am prepared for our lords return. I await his glory.

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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843
                                #68
                                Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                                Originally posted by Omerta View Post

                                No, you THINK I am. But God probaly thinks different. If you Judge me, I'll Judge you.

                                Oh but I am thinking clearly.

                                Gay porn? Nah, I'm a very straight person. Gay porn is gross.

                                I am prepared for our lords return. I await his glory.
                                I hate porn too, any kind, straight or gay, it's all disgusting

                                Am waiting for the Lord's return too, Omerta
                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                  • Homertard
                                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 668
                                    #69
                                    Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                                    Yeah, it's really sick. As in, horrible.

                                    Indeed. And we shall all rejoice at his coming!

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                                      • Joo
                                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 831
                                        #70
                                        Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                                        Originally posted by noah ark View Post

                                        Sorry because of my level of English I thought adultery means being Adult

                                        What I mean,
                                        we don't get married before being adults, and it's forbidden before that
                                        Ha, well no sorry. Adultery actually means to have sex with someone other than your spouse. Cheating if you will.

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                                          • Homertard
                                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 668
                                            #71
                                            Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment

                                            Yep. That is correct.

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