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  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966

    #1

    Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

    Lets not say Joo thing but give them credit in God's holy word.

    I will go first. I am not sure if I can give 10, but I am sure some of you godly pastors will fill me in..(and I don't watch evil David Letterman!)

    10 - you thought you were part of Isreal and still waiting for that temple to be built.

    9- looks like god screwed your ass in your land and set you up.

    8 - you spent your time fighting over land and blow children up, in the name of your God. How greedy, what more do you need, oil?

    7- how is this different from Islam?

    6- you are starting to bow your heads down to the Palestines (that is not even a nation and I don't blame Ismael all that time, his anger does make some sense.)

    5- Bush just seems to 'tease' you.

    4- You waiting for us Allies to save your Butt?

    3- what part of GOD don't you understand?

    2- please keep on living like the middle east should be. You do it so well, violent Jews.

    1- you must suck some holy water. To live under the laws all those years, be used of God to write the bible, and he will send your butt to hell, no doubt about it, obey the laws of the land, priest strike you down, insest, to find yourself just being a number of like 2k or so. Clingy to the Torah. Being a puppet, servant! Yeah, you sure did help to write the bible and you made it come to pass, even nailing Jesus on the cross.

    But yet you just saw him as a 13 year old carpenter. Thanks for writing history for us.



    It would suck to be a Jew....

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

    Who cares?
    Those Hook-nosed fiends helped to kill Jesus.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

      Don't forget that these sick freaks suck blood out of baby tallywhackers..

      And many of them also like playing with numbers and letters and what not.. all that Kabbalah nonsense.
      Now that is nothing short of mental m-ming, and Jesus hates those who consider themselves wise without His aid.

      Futher; the Talmud is probably the biggest load of rubbish ever written.
      These people had the Law of God as given directly to Moses, yet they still weren't satisfied! The nerve!
      I guess it's true as they say: you can never make a joo happy, and if you got two joo's, you got two contrary opinons and two political parties..

      Filthy, money-grubbing, I-have-a-smartass-opinon-about-everything joos! The only thing they agree on is their hate of all things Christian!
      They KILLED the Lord Jesus Christ (and are damn proud of it too!!) and they're all damned to hell unless they repent of their Christ-killing and accept HIM.


      Praise Jesus and may these hooknosed kikes BURN in hell! Amen.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

        Burning in Hell for all eternity because you follow the religion that killed Jesus.

        The hair, nose and accent.

        The food.

        Hannukah, what a joke. Jesus Christs(Saviour and Messiah) birth is overshadowed by a funny looking candle and a top with scribbles all over it.

        They have a person whose only job is snipping off babys pee pees.

        Being constantly attacked by filthy Muslim towelheads while minding your own business in the land you think God promised you.

        Your religious leaders speak/sing in tongues and require you to do the same or you're not a man/woman.

        Avarice is imprinted in your genetics.

        Talking with your hands.

        The names are ridiculous.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

          Jewish mothers. I mean, the holocaust was bad enough, but Jewish mothers are worse, no question about it.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • callmeapatriot
            Unsaved Trash
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Sep 2007
            • 18

            #6
            Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

            Were the Jews not acting as an instrument of god when they killed Jesus? Jesus essentially lived to die for our sins, so we wouldn't have to keep sacrificing sheep and such. We just have to believe. All of this thanks to the Jews.

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            • lord warrior
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2007
              • 406

              #7
              Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

              Only to the Joo's that believed. To rest are heritical scum who get what they deserve.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                Not to mention the holocaust, and having to use separate cutting boards for meat and dairy.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • CodyKJV
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 27

                  #9
                  Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  Who cares?
                  Those Hook-nosed fiends helped to kill Jesus.
                  Actually, we're the reason Jesus died. (because of our sins)

                  I don't think it's Christ-like to put down any race.

                  Matthew 27:11
                  "And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest." KJV

                  Remember, Jesus was a Jew.
                  Romans 10:9
                  "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." KJV

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                  • Pastor Rune Enoe
                    Apostle of the North
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11680

                    #10
                    Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                    Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                    I don't think it's Christ-like to put down any race.
                    Friend, racism is a banning offense on this board, but don't expect us to mollycoddle the FALSE Jewish religion. His blood is on them, and on their children (Matthew 27:25).

                    The Lord Himself met more than His share of hook-nosed penny-pinchers and He was never afraid to call them evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. Am I right?

                    Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                    Matthew 27:11
                    "And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest." KJV

                    Remember, Jesus was a Jew.
                    How do you arrive at that conclusion? From the quote you just gave I'd say He neither confirmed nor denied.

                    You seem to forget that Jesus could not have been a Jew - since He was the SON OF GOD:

                    Luke 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,
                    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                    • CodyKJV
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 27

                      #11
                      Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                      He was the son of God, but what was His mother? He came in the flesh and was God. He is sinless and Holy.

                      I don't like the Jewish religion either, but I will treat them with respect because when someone sees the love of Christ, that might just get them to thinking about Jesus. We must treat everyone with respect. We must turn the other cheek and love our enemies.

                      Luke 6:35-36
                      35 "But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
                      36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful." KJV
                      Romans 10:9
                      "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." KJV

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                        Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                        We must treat everyone with respect. We must turn the other cheek and love our enemies.
                        I love them enough to warn them of the consequences of their rejection of Our Lord.

                        Galatians 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

                        I love them too much to engage in politically correct candy-coating of the truth. If someone were standing on the train tracks, and a train were coming, would you "respect" that person and mind your own business, or would you show that person genuine Christian love and push that person out of the way of the train?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464

                          #13
                          Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                          Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                          Actually, we're the reason Jesus died. (because of our sins)

                          I don't think it's Christ-like to put down any race.

                          Matthew 27:11
                          "And Jesus stood before the governor: and the governor asked him, saying, Art thou the King of the Jews? And Jesus said unto him, Thou sayest." KJV

                          Remember, Jesus was a Jew.
                          Son, they aint making Jews like Jesus anymore. (Not that I endorse the secular blasphemies contained in this particular video, but it makes its point.)

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                          • Pastor Rune Enoe
                            Apostle of the North
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11680

                            #14
                            Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                            Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                            I don't like the Jewish religion either, but I will treat them with respect because when someone sees the love of Christ, that might just get them to thinking about Jesus. We must treat everyone with respect. We must turn the other cheek and love our enemies.
                            I notice that you didn't try to deny that Jesus Himself never bought any of this "political correctness" stuff, when he was confronted with the pushy Jews.

                            Facts are facts, and that's the gospel truth.
                            Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                            He was the son of God, but what was His mother? He came in the flesh and was God. He is sinless and Holy.
                            Yes, Jesus was the son of God - just as Adam was the son of God.

                            Did you know that Adam means "ruddy"? Take a look at Gesenius's Lexicon: "The Arabs distinguish two races of men; one red, ruddy, which we call white, the other black"

                            Adam (and Jesus) were so fair-skinned that you could sense their capillaries through the skin. That's why "ruddy" means "beautiful" in the Bible:

                            1 Samuel 16:12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.

                            1 Samuel 17:42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.


                            Have you read Canticles? It speaks about Jesus' love for His bride. And the bride (i.e. the Christian church) describes her bridegroom (Jesus) thusly:

                            Canticles 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

                            It doesn't say "My beloved Jesus is swarthy and hook-nosed" does it? Oy.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • Faith+1
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 17

                              #15
                              Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                              Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                              Friend, racism is a banning offense on this board, but don't expect us to mollycoddle the FALSE Jewish religion. His blood is on them, and on their children (Matthew 27:25).

                              The Lord Himself met more than His share of hook-nosed penny-pinchers and He was never afraid to call them evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. Am I right?



                              How do you arrive at that conclusion? From the quote you just gave I'd say He neither confirmed nor denied.

                              You seem to forget that Jesus could not have been a Jew - since He was the SON OF GOD:

                              Luke 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli,


                              ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! racism is a banning rule, and yet you call jews hooked-nose fiends? ...how is that not considered racism man? thats as big a racial stereotype as them being extremely covetous.

                              i have a question, have any of you people recieved education from schools with a good academic program? ya know...ones that teach sociology, psychology, anatomy, biology...stuff like that?

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