Lets not say Joo thing but give them credit in God's holy word.
I will go first. I am not sure if I can give 10, but I am sure some of you godly pastors will fill me in..(and I don't watch evil David Letterman!)
10 - you thought you were part of Isreal and still waiting for that temple to be built.
9- looks like god screwed your ass in your land and set you up.
8 - you spent your time fighting over land and blow children up, in the name of your God. How greedy, what more do you need, oil?
7- how is this different from Islam?
6- you are starting to bow your heads down to the Palestines (that is not even a nation and I don't blame Ismael all that time, his anger does make some sense.)
5- Bush just seems to 'tease' you.
4- You waiting for us Allies to save your Butt?
3- what part of GOD don't you understand?
2- please keep on living like the middle east should be. You do it so well, violent Jews.
1- you must suck some holy water. To live under the laws all those years, be used of God to write the bible, and he will send your butt to hell, no doubt about it, obey the laws of the land, priest strike you down, insest, to find yourself just being a number of like 2k or so. Clingy to the Torah. Being a puppet, servant! Yeah, you sure did help to write the bible and you made it come to pass, even nailing Jesus on the cross.
But yet you just saw him as a 13 year old carpenter. Thanks for writing history for us.
It would suck to be a Jew....
I will go first. I am not sure if I can give 10, but I am sure some of you godly pastors will fill me in..(and I don't watch evil David Letterman!)
10 - you thought you were part of Isreal and still waiting for that temple to be built.
9- looks like god screwed your ass in your land and set you up.
8 - you spent your time fighting over land and blow children up, in the name of your God. How greedy, what more do you need, oil?
7- how is this different from Islam?
6- you are starting to bow your heads down to the Palestines (that is not even a nation and I don't blame Ismael all that time, his anger does make some sense.)
5- Bush just seems to 'tease' you.
4- You waiting for us Allies to save your Butt?
3- what part of GOD don't you understand?
2- please keep on living like the middle east should be. You do it so well, violent Jews.
1- you must suck some holy water. To live under the laws all those years, be used of God to write the bible, and he will send your butt to hell, no doubt about it, obey the laws of the land, priest strike you down, insest, to find yourself just being a number of like 2k or so. Clingy to the Torah. Being a puppet, servant! Yeah, you sure did help to write the bible and you made it come to pass, even nailing Jesus on the cross.
But yet you just saw him as a 13 year old carpenter. Thanks for writing history for us.
It would suck to be a Jew....






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