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  • iamgay
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    you guys are calling the jews stupid well they are smarter than any of you guys top ten reasons why:
    1.your gay
    2. your really gay
    3. god isnt real
    4. you think the eii sign is about double penetration
    5. jesus is gay
    6. the whole virgin birth thing is scientifically incorrect
    7. you think the planet photos are photoshopped
    8. your
    9. gods gay
    10. jesus is gay

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by trollinainteasy View Post
    I'm also Muslim
    You are also in quarantine, demon.

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  • trollinainteasy
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    I'm also Muslim

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by trollinainteasy View Post
    I'm jewish
    Well that must suck.

    Why do you hate Jesus?

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  • trollinainteasy
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    I'm jewish

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  • Ed Gein
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    What do you mean, haven't shown you anything? Did you see that link proving that God is infinite? An infinite being could hardly have limited wisdom, now could it?

    Edit: Look at this, He's omnipotent as well. You can split hairs over the difference between being omnipotent and having infinite wisdom if you want, but we both know I'm right.
    so basically, youre agreeing with god because someone wrote in a book that he says hes infinite.

    thats like believing me when i say "doritos are not made with cheese, but with dog feces"

    SHOW ME SOME PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
    still havent shown me anything. do you have the rare TPC disease?
    What do you mean, haven't shown you anything? Did you see that link proving that God is infinite? An infinite being could hardly have limited wisdom, now could it?

    Edit: Look at this, He's omnipotent as well. You can split hairs over the difference between being omnipotent and having infinite wisdom if you want, but we both know I'm right.

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  • Ed Gein
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    The wisdom of God is an attribute of God. God is infinite. Therefore, the wisdom of God is by definition infinite.


    There's no need for that kind of personal attack. I repented of my penny-pinching sins and got right with Christ, and now I have the same rights any non-hook-nosed Christian man does.
    still havent shown me anything. do you have the rare TPC disease?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
    show me the wisdom of god in the dictionary then, if it has a definition.
    The wisdom of God is an attribute of God. God is infinite. Therefore, the wisdom of God is by definition infinite.
    ok, then how about we throw a spear into your face then? your nose could be compared to a jews if thats your picture.
    There's no need for that kind of personal attack. I repented of my penny-pinching sins and got right with Christ, and now I have the same rights any non-hook-nosed Christian man does.

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  • Ed Gein
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    The wisdom and knowledge of man is, by definition, finite. The wisdom of God is, by definition, infinite.

    Friend, tricking Jews into smashing their faces in may be funny, but it's hardly ethical now is it?
    show me the wisdom of god in the dictionary then, if it has a definition.

    ok, then how about we throw a spear into your face then? your nose could be compared to a jews if thats your picture.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by godsmightyhammer View Post
    and you just proved how good my academics are, that i went to a school that doesnt revolve around an invisible man, but the power of mankinds collected wisdom and knowledge.
    The wisdom and knowledge of man is, by definition, finite. The wisdom of God is, by definition, infinite.
    Originally posted by holymaster019 View Post
    if your gonna use that as an answer, wow. if his nose could absorb a spear, then clearly he wasnt human. let me guess "jews arent human". ok, well, it doesnt matter how big your nose is, a spear to the face will kill you. if a jew is willing to prove you wrong by letting you chunk a spear at his nose, then go ahead. film it for proof too.
    Friend, tricking Jews into smashing their faces in may be funny, but it's hardly ethical now is it?

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  • holymaster019
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    Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
    You and I, perhaps. But fortunately Mr. Castor was able to absorb the attack with his formidable snout.

    The moral of the story is that it doesn't always suck to be a Jew.

    if your gonna use that as an answer, wow. if his nose could absorb a spear, then clearly he wasnt human. let me guess "jews arent human". ok, well, it doesnt matter how big your nose is, a spear to the face will kill you. if a jew is willing to prove you wrong by letting you chunk a spear at his nose, then go ahead. film it for proof too.

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Originally posted by godsmightyhammer View Post
    yeah, first of all mr damnation, if you get a spear thrown into your face, youre not gonna be "complaining" about anything because youre gonna be DEAD!
    You and I, perhaps. But fortunately Mr. Castor was able to absorb the attack with his formidable snout.

    The moral of the story is that it doesn't always suck to be a Jew.

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  • godsmightyhammer
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    Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
    Friend, you do me injustice. It was not I, but Jesus who called the Jews evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. If you doubt my word, I can supply you with the relevant chapter and verse.

    Since you yourself have "recieved" education from a school with a good academic program, I assume you are familiar with the Jewish historian Josephus Flavius (37-100AD). Josephus described the Jewish/Roman war (66-70AD) and he has a very interesting description of a prominent proboscis:

    "a certain crafty Jew, whose name was Castor, lay in ambush"
    [. . .]
    "During this interval, a certain person shot a dart at Castor, and wounded him in his nose; whereupon he presently pulled out the dart, and showed it to Titus, and complained that this was unfair treatment;
    " (Book 5. chapter 7. part 4.)

    That must have been quite a schnozzle, to enable a spear to get stuck in it - fortunately the poor man was able to unplug it.

    I suppose that now you're going to call Josephus a racist too.
    yeah, first of all mr damnation, if you get a spear thrown into your face, youre not gonna be "complaining" about anything because youre gonna be DEAD!

    and you just proved how good my academics are, that i went to a school that doesnt revolve around an invisible man, but the power of mankinds collected wisdom and knowledge.

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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
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    Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! racism is a banning rule, and yet you call jews hooked-nose fiends? ...how is that not considered racism man? thats as big a racial stereotype as them being extremely covetous.

    i have a question, have any of you people recieved education from schools with a good academic program? ya know...ones that teach sociology, psychology, anatomy, biology...stuff like that?
    Friend, you do me injustice. It was not I, but Jesus who called the Jews evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. If you doubt my word, I can supply you with the relevant chapter and verse.

    Since you yourself have "recieved" education from a school with a good academic program, I assume you are familiar with the Jewish historian Josephus Flavius (37-100AD). Josephus described the Jewish/Roman war (66-70AD) and he has a very interesting description of a prominent proboscis:

    "a certain crafty Jew, whose name was Castor, lay in ambush"
    [. . .]
    "During this interval, a certain person shot a dart at Castor, and wounded him in his nose; whereupon he presently pulled out the dart, and showed it to Titus, and complained that this was unfair treatment;
    " (Book 5. chapter 7. part 4.)

    That must have been quite a schnozzle, to enable a spear to get stuck in it - fortunately the poor man was able to unplug it.

    I suppose that now you're going to call Josephus a racist too.

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