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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

    Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
    ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! racism is a banning rule, and yet you call jews hooked-nose fiends? ...how is that not considered racism man? thats as big a racial stereotype as them being extremely covetous.
    Friend, there's no smoke without fire. If Jews have hooked noses, how does pointing it out make us racists? Chinamen are often short, does mentioning that fact make me a racist as well?
    i have a question, have any of you people recieved education from schools with a good academic program? ya know...ones that teach sociology, psychology, anatomy, biology...stuff like that?
    Sociology, psychology and biology are nothing but "respectable" academic masks for anti-God Marxist doctrine. We are all very well-educated in the Bible.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Faith+1
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Dec 2007
      • 17

      #17
      Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

      thats all i needed to know...educated in the bible. pft, my ass. and yeah...if you think all jews have hooked noses, then ur wrong, and its a racial stereotype. and yeah, asians being short is a stereotype, not a racial one, but even a positive stereotype like "asians are good at math" can be harmful. jesus christ on ice skates, are you really that ignorant? be a realist here. you people entertain me.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #18
        Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

        Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
        thats all i needed to know...educated in the bible. pft, my ass. and yeah...if you think all jews have hooked noses, then ur wrong, and its a racial stereotype. and yeah, asians being short is a stereotype, not a racial one, but even a positive stereotype like "asians are good at math" can be harmful. jesus christ on ice skates, are you really that ignorant? be a realist here. you people entertain me.
        If Asians being short is a stereotype, but not a racial one, what kind of a stereotype is it? Please enlighten us. I'm not a realist, I'm a Christian.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Pastor Rune Enoe
          Apostle of the North
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 11680

          #19
          Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

          Originally posted by Faith+1 View Post
          ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! racism is a banning rule, and yet you call jews hooked-nose fiends? ...how is that not considered racism man? thats as big a racial stereotype as them being extremely covetous.

          i have a question, have any of you people recieved education from schools with a good academic program? ya know...ones that teach sociology, psychology, anatomy, biology...stuff like that?
          Friend, you do me injustice. It was not I, but Jesus who called the Jews evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. If you doubt my word, I can supply you with the relevant chapter and verse.

          Since you yourself have "recieved" education from a school with a good academic program, I assume you are familiar with the Jewish historian Josephus Flavius (37-100AD). Josephus described the Jewish/Roman war (66-70AD) and he has a very interesting description of a prominent proboscis:

          "a certain crafty Jew, whose name was Castor, lay in ambush"
          [. . .]
          "During this interval, a certain person shot a dart at Castor, and wounded him in his nose; whereupon he presently pulled out the dart, and showed it to Titus, and complained that this was unfair treatment;
          " (Book 5. chapter 7. part 4.)

          That must have been quite a schnozzle, to enable a spear to get stuck in it - fortunately the poor man was able to unplug it.

          I suppose that now you're going to call Josephus a racist too.
          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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          • godsmightyhammer
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2007
            • 3

            #20
            Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

            Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
            Friend, you do me injustice. It was not I, but Jesus who called the Jews evil, adulterous prophet-killing vipers whose inward part was full of ravening and wickedness. If you doubt my word, I can supply you with the relevant chapter and verse.

            Since you yourself have "recieved" education from a school with a good academic program, I assume you are familiar with the Jewish historian Josephus Flavius (37-100AD). Josephus described the Jewish/Roman war (66-70AD) and he has a very interesting description of a prominent proboscis:

            "a certain crafty Jew, whose name was Castor, lay in ambush"
            [. . .]
            "During this interval, a certain person shot a dart at Castor, and wounded him in his nose; whereupon he presently pulled out the dart, and showed it to Titus, and complained that this was unfair treatment;
            " (Book 5. chapter 7. part 4.)

            That must have been quite a schnozzle, to enable a spear to get stuck in it - fortunately the poor man was able to unplug it.

            I suppose that now you're going to call Josephus a racist too.
            yeah, first of all mr damnation, if you get a spear thrown into your face, youre not gonna be "complaining" about anything because youre gonna be DEAD!

            and you just proved how good my academics are, that i went to a school that doesnt revolve around an invisible man, but the power of mankinds collected wisdom and knowledge.

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            • Pastor Rune Enoe
              Apostle of the North
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 11680

              #21
              Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

              Originally posted by godsmightyhammer View Post
              yeah, first of all mr damnation, if you get a spear thrown into your face, youre not gonna be "complaining" about anything because youre gonna be DEAD!
              You and I, perhaps. But fortunately Mr. Castor was able to absorb the attack with his formidable snout.

              The moral of the story is that it doesn't always suck to be a Jew.
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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              • holymaster019
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Dec 2007
                • 8

                #22
                Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                You and I, perhaps. But fortunately Mr. Castor was able to absorb the attack with his formidable snout.

                The moral of the story is that it doesn't always suck to be a Jew.

                if your gonna use that as an answer, wow. if his nose could absorb a spear, then clearly he wasnt human. let me guess "jews arent human". ok, well, it doesnt matter how big your nose is, a spear to the face will kill you. if a jew is willing to prove you wrong by letting you chunk a spear at his nose, then go ahead. film it for proof too.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                  Originally posted by godsmightyhammer View Post
                  and you just proved how good my academics are, that i went to a school that doesnt revolve around an invisible man, but the power of mankinds collected wisdom and knowledge.
                  The wisdom and knowledge of man is, by definition, finite. The wisdom of God is, by definition, infinite.
                  Originally posted by holymaster019 View Post
                  if your gonna use that as an answer, wow. if his nose could absorb a spear, then clearly he wasnt human. let me guess "jews arent human". ok, well, it doesnt matter how big your nose is, a spear to the face will kill you. if a jew is willing to prove you wrong by letting you chunk a spear at his nose, then go ahead. film it for proof too.
                  Friend, tricking Jews into smashing their faces in may be funny, but it's hardly ethical now is it?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Ed Gein
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 46

                    #24
                    Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    The wisdom and knowledge of man is, by definition, finite. The wisdom of God is, by definition, infinite.

                    Friend, tricking Jews into smashing their faces in may be funny, but it's hardly ethical now is it?
                    show me the wisdom of god in the dictionary then, if it has a definition.

                    ok, then how about we throw a spear into your face then? your nose could be compared to a jews if thats your picture.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                      Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
                      show me the wisdom of god in the dictionary then, if it has a definition.
                      The wisdom of God is an attribute of God. God is infinite. Therefore, the wisdom of God is by definition infinite.
                      ok, then how about we throw a spear into your face then? your nose could be compared to a jews if thats your picture.
                      There's no need for that kind of personal attack. I repented of my penny-pinching sins and got right with Christ, and now I have the same rights any non-hook-nosed Christian man does.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Ed Gein
                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 46

                        #26
                        Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        The wisdom of God is an attribute of God. God is infinite. Therefore, the wisdom of God is by definition infinite.


                        There's no need for that kind of personal attack. I repented of my penny-pinching sins and got right with Christ, and now I have the same rights any non-hook-nosed Christian man does.
                        still havent shown me anything. do you have the rare TPC disease?

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                          Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
                          still havent shown me anything. do you have the rare TPC disease?
                          What do you mean, haven't shown you anything? Did you see that link proving that God is infinite? An infinite being could hardly have limited wisdom, now could it?

                          Edit: Look at this, He's omnipotent as well. You can split hairs over the difference between being omnipotent and having infinite wisdom if you want, but we both know I'm right.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Ed Gein
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 46

                            #28
                            Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            What do you mean, haven't shown you anything? Did you see that link proving that God is infinite? An infinite being could hardly have limited wisdom, now could it?

                            Edit: Look at this, He's omnipotent as well. You can split hairs over the difference between being omnipotent and having infinite wisdom if you want, but we both know I'm right.
                            so basically, youre agreeing with god because someone wrote in a book that he says hes infinite.

                            thats like believing me when i say "doritos are not made with cheese, but with dog feces"

                            SHOW ME SOME PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • trollinainteasy
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 6

                              #29
                              Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                              I'm jewish

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #30
                                Re: Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a Jew

                                Originally posted by trollinainteasy View Post
                                I'm jewish
                                Well that must suck.

                                Why do you hate Jesus?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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